Chapter 22: The Pit Man
Liu Xu didn't know what this group of children thought in their hearts, but the people behind them, Liu Xu finally knew, Li Chengqian, Li Tai, Li Ke, these three brothers, don't even think about it, they were sent by Li Er, Qin Huaiyu, Yu Chi Baolin, Changsun Chong, the two in front of them, are all brothers, but Changsun Chong, Liu Xu pursed his lips and smiled, Changsun Wuji, Changsun Wuji, are you ready to go out of the mountain again? Moreover, the first step out of the mountain was pressed on me, a child who had only passed the age of ten and had just turned eleven? How do you plan to make this move?
"Come in, there's no secret here, though, I'll tell you a real secret."
The maids brought chairs, this thing was finally made, Yun Yan threw a smug look at Liu Xu, and pointed to a group of guys next to her, Liu Xu understood, this is to sell tables and chairs to them, when did this woman start to have business acumen?
"I'm sorry, I've never sat on the floor with my master before, and I always feel that since people are resting, they have to relax, so I made these chairs out and tried them, how about it?"
The tall Eight Immortals table, the chairs are placed in all directions, Li Chengqian and a few people, you look at me, I look at yours, it is very novel, Cheng Chumo has already seen it, and he took the lead in sitting down, and let out a long "ah" sound.
"Xuzi, I really envy you, you are so well educated, even if you live, it is much better than us, these things of enjoyment, I don't know how to come up with them, is your literati's head really smarter than us?"
Several other people also sat down with a good experience, Cheng Chumo hated it the most, and all the bad habits were learned, Liu Xu was hungry and knocked on the rice bowl, and the habit of urging food was also learned, just like calling Huazi, and then the others were still learned, Liu Xu was distressed, and glared at Cheng Chumo fiercely.
"Don't learn from this bastard, don't learn what is good, learn whatever is bad, and besides, whoever said that I am a literati, Uncle Cheng will hear this, see if he breaks your legs."
Liu Xu is now hanging under the gate, and he also feels that in this life, it seems that he can only hang like this forever, at least, Lao Cheng will not send Liu Xu to the civil official.
Cheng Chumo nodded again and again, his mouth was not idle, the lion's head that had just been on the table was not afraid of the oil burning his mouth, and he took a bite directly, and most of it was gone, and Liu Xu's eyes were round.
"Daddy asked me to come and see you, these days, the door hasn't come out, except for going to the palace, it's nesting at home, and also, Daddy scolded you fiercely, saying that you are a bastard, are you afraid that Daddy and other uncles will ask for your wine, and dare not come to the door."
Speaking of this, Liu Xu was stunned, as if he had really forgotten, and planned in his heart, he was going to visit them one by one, Lao Cheng deliberately reminded himself that people can be proud, but they can't be without etiquette. He was afraid that he was a child of a stranger, and the master had never taught him, so he specially came to remind him, if Liu Xu didn't go, then he could only say that this person was just a fool, such a person, no matter how good his knowledge was, it would be useless.
"I'm busy these days, Changle's condition is getting better, Your Majesty said that since I have already said that I want to run a college, then I can't be untrustworthy, no, I'm preparing to plan it, and a bunch of things at home haven't been straightened out, you see, it's only August, I can't see a few green vegetables, Yun Yan took the maid to the field to look for a day, only to pick a basket of wild vegetables, chewing and almost jumping my teeth, then it's going to be winter, my God, thinking that I can only eat these every day, I can directly regurgitate."
A group of people opened their eyes wide, and they were not satisfied with eating like this every day? If you have to eat wild vegetables, you still want to eat green vegetables in the winter, then you have to go to the Wentang Supervisor, a group of "royal vegetable officials", who have been busy for several months, and can only come out with a few yellowed leaves every day, and they are also rewarded by Li Er's "generosity" to capable courtiers, Liu Xu thinks about it, he can only shake his head, isn't it a warm house? Gong has a few earth dragons and covers a few pieces of cloth, and he must not be the same as this group of fools.
"What do you see, Chu Mo, have you seen me brag or not? What I teach you is how to grow vegetables in winter, how to easily lift a thousand catties of huge things with the strength of one person, how much do you learn? Does cement know what it is? There is also that carriage, there is not even a shock absorbing spring, every time you sit, you can knock your buttocks, it hurts, you suffer, Zhuge Kongming's wooden ox and flowing horse is regarded as a god, but the angry thing is that after so many years, no one has made it again? Coal has been around for so long, and no one has improved it, burning it in winter, and closing all the doors and windows of the house, are you not afraid of being poisoned to death?
Let's talk about the simplest, since the appearance of the Takahashi saddle and stirrups, the role of the cavalry has become greater and greater, but the number of war horses damaged every year is also increasing, and the annual cost of war horses in the treasury is how much, you don't have to think about it, you can guess it, the big number, why no one thinks about it, the Romans, oh, you don't know this, it's far away from us, they have already started to use horseshoes, a small two pieces of iron, can reduce the cost of at least tens of thousands of dollars a year, you won't think about it much, hey, read books every day, Where have you read this book, so ah, Li Qingque, you must not think about what poetry and songs you have compared with me, and you are too lazy to pay attention to you dead readers! ”
The nostrils are facing the sky, looking like they look down on you, but they can be regarded as angry A few people, Liu Xu looked at a few red-faced guys except Cheng Chumo, and called it cool in his heart, let you touch my bottom, I have already explained, and I have to run to test it, are you annoyed? If you don't say a few words about astronomy, you can't be scared?
"You lie and brag! Not to mention the rest, one person carries a thousand pounds? You really can't teach us immortals! ”
Li Tai was named by Liu Xu, so he was naturally not convinced, where did the child who has been spoiled since he was a child be provoked so much.
Liu Xu was happy when he heard this, he was afraid that your kid would not answer, so he touched his hand twice, and smiled.
"Do you have any money? Do you want to make a bet? Let's say first, if you want to get knowledge, you have to pay the price, I'll give you the first lesson today, if you don't have money, it's okay to make an IOU, don't come to me if it's less than fifty, don't look at it. ”
Liu Xu turned his head away and didn't look at them, Xiaoya obediently ate this time and boasted to Liu Xu with a round belly, and Liu Xu smiled very satisfied.
"Don't gamble, my father said that you deceived a person from the court, and I can't bet with you."
Cheng Chumo turned his head directly, the other people, you look at me, I look at you, gritted your teeth!
"Bet!"