Sakura Xue pointed endlessly: "Okay, you little bald donkey!" You're really pretending to be dizzy! ”

kept choking and said, "Pretend to be your sister!" If you have the ability to pretend, let me step on you! ”

Sakurayuki: "Why! ”

Non-stop: "Then why are you pumping me?" Pinch me? Step on me! ”

Sakura: "It's not because of you... You..."

Ying Xue wanted to say something about taking advantage of her, but after all, she was her daughter's family, so how could she tell the reason why she was eaten tofu in front of the vegetable girl. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Besides, the situation at that time, regardless of whether the little monk pretended to be dizzy or not, the initiator of this incident was himself. If there is no cause for the pot lid to hit the head, there will be no effect of hitting the chest and touching the chest.

So, in every way, she felt that she didn't have a valid reason.

kept asking: "Say, you have the ability to say it!" ”

Ying Xue felt that she was at a loss, but she didn't want to bow her head, so she had to bite the bullet and say, "Anyway, anyway, you just deserve it!" ”

He pointed to Yingxue and said to the Caijia girl: "Sister Caijia, look at it, look at it, she bullies people!" She's reasonable! ”

The vegetable girl was disgusted: "Sister! ”

Ying Xue asked: "Sister, don't be deceived by him, he must be pretending to be dizzy, if not, how do you know that I pinched him!" ”

The vegetable girl was also strange, and said in her heart: With the situation just now, the little master is obviously in a coma, if he doesn't pretend, how can he know?

The vegetable girl asked, "Little Master, did you really faint?" ”

Non-stop: "Of course! ”

Sakura Xue asked, "Then how do you know?" ”

"I saw it." ”

Sakurayuki: "Look, it's not pretending!" ”

The vegetable girl wondered: "No, the little master has always closed his eyes, how can he see it?" ”

Sakurayuki: "Oops! Sister! You've been fooled by him! I don't know if it hurts when I am beaten, I have to look with my eyes to know! Do you believe it? It's the first time I've heard of such a strange story in my life! What an eye-opener! ”

"Don't take ignorance for character!" Otherwise, it will only make people think that you have no brains! ”

Although Sakura didn't quite understand what he meant, she probably knew that she was mocking herself: "Who are you talking about?" ”

Non-stop: "Whoever answers, I'll say whom?" ”

The vegetable girl couldn't cry or laugh. One is his sister, and the other is his benefactor. The two of them don't look like quarreling enemies, but more like rivals who are fighting.

Cai's girl: "Sister, listen to the little master's explanation." ”

Sakura Xue snorted and turned her head away, and said in her heart: I'll see what tricks he can make up.

The vegetable girl said to Bu Xiu again: "Little Master, what the hell is going on? “

He said mysteriously: "Sister Caijia, I'll only tell you." ”

He deliberately raised his voice a few degrees and said to Sakurayuki's back, "Whoever eavesdrops is the turtle bastard." ”

The Caijia girl looked at Ying Xue and smiled bitterly, and said to Bu Xiu: "Little Master, let's talk quickly." ”

He said mysteriously to the vegetable girl: "Just now, after I was smashed on the head, I fainted, and when I woke up again, guess what happened?" ”

The vegetable girl said: "Start fighting with Sister Yingxue? ”

Non-stop: "No, no, no! I saw myself lying on the ground. ”

The vegetable girl frowned: "How can people see themselves lying on the ground... Yes! Don't.. Could it be..."

Non-stop: "Yes! I'm out of my body! ”

Ying Xue on the side pursed her lips and muttered in a low voice: "You can really make it up!" ”

"At this moment, I suddenly heard someone behind me: 'It's over, it's wrong.' The voice was sullen, and I turned my head, guess who? ”

The vegetable girl shook her head very cooperatively, indicating that she didn't know.

Non-stop: "I turned my head and found that there were two ghosts standing behind me!" ”

The vegetable girl was taken aback, and Sakura Xue unconsciously stretched out her ears to listen.

is constantly and secretly, and women are really not immune to gossip news. Fairies and ghosts, for the ancient people with deep-rooted feudal superstitions, their attraction is no less than that of modern entertainment lace news. It is definitely a super magic weapon for "turning, attracting, and distracting" attention. From the emperor's relatives to the peddlers' pawns, as long as they are creatures who can understand human speech, they are invincible.

Who is Restless? Luo Xuan is reincarnated, who is Luo Xuan? The powerful actor who was in the limelight back then, if he didn't die, maybe he could win an Oscar for Best Performance. With this strength, fooling an ancient innocent little widow and a rectum-violent little Lori is simply handy.

He deliberately paused for a long time, so as to hang the interest of the two ancient women.

The vegetable girl seemed a little impatient, and hurriedly asked, "What happened later?" ”

He said: "Later, the little monk saw that it was the two of them, and hurried over to say hello. ”

The vegetable girl was surprised and said, "Little Master, you... You're not afraid. ”

He kept saying, "What's there to be afraid of? ”

Caijia Girl: "That's right, the little master even knows the black and white gods, and he is also familiar with the bull head and horse noodles." ”

He kept saying: "Sister Caijia is really smart. When I saw that it was the two of them, I hurriedly greeted them and asked, 'Brother Niu, Brother Ma, what kind of wind is blowing you two?' They said that this was just after drinking the wedding wine of Chenghuangye's daughter, and they went to Xuanzhen to do some business by the way. ”

The vegetable girl asked: "Two ghosts, what are you doing in Xuanzhen?" ”

"Yes, that's what I asked." The bull looked at the horse with a black old face, and the horse looked at me with a long red face, and then stretched out the horse's paw and pointed at me and said, "This business is you, brother." ”

The vegetable girl was stunned: "What does it have to do with the little master?" ”

He kept saying, "I think so too, so I ask, what does this business have to do with me?" This horse face said a word, and almost didn't make the little monk's nose crooked! I pulled them to find Yan Jun to judge! ”

Sakurayuki asked, "Why?" ”

He glanced at her, turned his head, and stopped talking.

Ying Xue was very embarrassed, the vegetable girl covered her mouth and smiled, and asked, "Little Master, what the hell is this?" ”

He kept saying, "Ma Mian said, they hooked the wrong soul!" ”

Caijia Girl: "What? Can ghosts still hook the wrong soul? ”

He kept saying, "That's not it! This bull head and horse noodles, drank a few more cups at the city god's house, drunk and hazy, when passing by Xuanzhen, I happened to see three souls and seven spirits floating in the air, and I thought I was dead! So, by the way, they want to take me back to the underworld. Sister Cai, you say it's not angry! ”

The vegetable girl said: "It's a little annoying. ”

He kept saying, "There are more than a few! It's so at me! The little monk lives a chic and comfortable life in this world, if he is hooked away by them like this, wouldn't it be a thousand times more wronged than Dou E! ”

Caijia girl: "I was indeed wronged. ”

He kept saying: "In order to maintain the justice of the yin and yang worlds, the little monk dragged them back to the underworld to find Yan Jun and the Bodhisattva theory!" They will be accused of drinking negligently, accidentally injuring people's lives! But before I left the tofu shop, I was kicked back by them! ”

The vegetable girl asked, "What?" Kicked back? ”

He kept saying, "Yes! Kick me in the ass!

Caijia girl: "Have you ever been hurt?" Little Master. ”

Non-stop: "Sister Xie Caijia cares, and the little monk has not been injured." ”

Caijia girl: "Why did you kick this bull head and horse noodles?" ”

He kept saying, "How do I know!" ”

Then he shook his bald head very chicly: "Maybe I am jealous of the handsomeness of the little monk!" ”

Sakura made a vomit and muttered, "Shameless." ”

He said, "At that time, I dragged them to go to Yan Jun and the Bodhisattva for comment, and these two of them reassured me with kind words, hoping to make me return the matter and promise to give me some small favors. But is the little monk that kind of person? I just want to seek justice for the countless people in the world who have been wrongly hooked! ”

The vegetable girl praised: "Little Master, you are so brave." And what about later? ”

He said: "Later, the Bull-headed Divine Monarch suddenly said to me: 'Little brother monk, your popularity is very bad. I wondered, what did he mean by that? Off the hook? Or do you want to distract me? At this moment, Ma Mian stretched out his horse's paw and pointed behind me, and I turned my head to see her! ”