0017 Zhang Sanye shook his tongue and became a lobbyist, and your master opened the mountain to accept the first apprentice

Seeing that Gan Ning had just let out wild words, he was drunk, and the black-faced man couldn't help laughing, and even the middle-aged scribe Sun Qian was smiling.

You shook his head, feeling that this eldest brother was embarrassed, and while calling someone to help Gan Ning to rest, he arranged for someone to lower the soft ladder, invited the two of them to the boat, and the guests and hosts were seated in the cabin.

Seeing that your grandfather was going to entertain guests, someone quickly packed up the cabin and poured tea and sent it.

The way of drinking tea in this era is very different from that of later generations, mainly because the tea cakes are boiled in rice milk, and accompanied by various seasonings, which is basically equivalent to paste for you.

At this time, in the middle of spring in March, the wild tea in the mountains has sprouted, and your later generations have participated in the one-day tour of the tea factory, although they can't talk about skills, but at least they know the tea trees, and they also know some cooking process. Simply pick the new tea yourself, dry it first and then fry it, wrap it in gauze and knead it carefully, make a lot, and store it in a silver can.

This way of drinking tea brewed with boiling water in later generations is used to drinking by no one except for You Ye and Gan Jing. First, it is due to customs, and secondly, it is true that your craftsmanship is a little rough, and the tea made is inherently fragrant, and it is bitter and bitter.

At this moment, Sun Gan sniffed the aroma, his eyes lit up, he blew the hot air, sipped it gently, and couldn't help but praise: "This kind of tea, Sun has never tasted it from the north and south, I think it is Mr. You's original!" Sure enough, the taste is extraordinary, the bitterness is sweet, and the aftertaste is long, just like this life. After that, he cocked his thumb: "People say that you are a genius in the world, just this cup of tea, I know that people are true." ”

The black-faced man saw the magic of what Sun Qian said, he didn't care about the hot tea, swallowed it into his stomach in one gulp, only grinned with hot teeth, and sighed for a long time, the bitterness covered by the hot feeling was full of tongue, and he immediately cried bitterly: "Sure enough, it's your literati's thing, Lao Zhang Ke can't fiddle with it, it's hot and bitter, isn't it drinking medicine even if you're not sick?" With that, he got up and ran to the window, and spit out the bitter saliva out of the window.

Sun Qian and your grandfather glanced at each other, and they both laughed. You got up and said: "The three generals are heroic and chivalrous, and they are people who are not informal, can these teas enter the mouth of the generals?" Come on, get good wine to quench the general's thirst! ”

When the black-faced man heard that there was wine, he couldn't help but get elated, and patted your grandfather on the shoulder: "It's strange that they say that you are the number one person in the world, and you are really different from those rotten Confucians!" It's too bad for Lao Zhang's temper! It's not in vain that I'm here to invite you personally. ”

You Ye laughed: "What is the first person in the world, there is no first in ancient literature, you don't dare to be this word!" But to be a praise of the three generals, it is better than the mediocre people to praise me, and I will have a few drinks with the general later! ”

The black-faced man suddenly blinked a little mischievously and asked, "You keep talking about the third general, have you guessed the origin of Lao Zhang?" ”

You Ye laughed and said: "Mr. Sun Qian is Uncle Liu Huang's courage, and General Zhang Fei is even more majestic, if I can't guess this, then you are not enough to be a general." ”

Since your grandfather has broken the origin, Sun Gan no longer greets him, and got up and gave a salute: "Mr. Zhengping, my lord Liu Bei, is a talented and eloquent person, known as benevolence and righteousness." Just for now the rich wolf is in charge, and the Han family is declining, so there is the ambition to help the world! It's a pity that although my lord is about the second general, Zhang San and other invincible brave generals, but Sun and others are short-witted and clumsy, not enough to assist Ming Gong, so I want to ask Mr. Zhengping to go to the meeting and give guidance to Xuande Gong! If Mr. Meng agrees, I am very grateful. ”

Say it, bow to the end.

You know that this Sun Qian is Liu Bei's loyal minister, although his talent is not as good as Kong Ming, Zhou Lang, Guo Jia and other geniuses, but he is also an extremely capable talent, and he is one of the famous lobbyists of the Three Kingdoms, and he is the cornerstone of Liu Bei's account. hurriedly supported Sun Qian, and said: "You are a junior in the last school, and you are not enough to be a big gift for Mr. Gongyou." ”

Zhang Fei next to him interjected loudly: "Gongyou, you have a lot of red tape." Mr. You are a hearty man at first glance, why bother with such politeness. Mr. You, listen to me, my eldest brother wanted to come to invite you in person, but just when the fake emperor Yuan Shu was about to jump north, my eldest brother took the opportunity to block Yuan Shu and left Xudu to stand on his own feet in Xuzhou! There are still Cao generals Zhu Ling and Lu Zhao in the army, and my eldest brother really can't get out. But if you want to stand firm in Xuzhou, come again, and I'm afraid that others will rob you, and my brother will be anxious to sleep and eat, so I Lao Zhang asked my brother to order, and said that I must invite you, a talent, to our Xuzhou. ”

When you heard this, you smiled: "Then did you still tell Uncle Liu Huang that if you refuse to go, you will tie me up?" ”

"Ahh Zhang Fei's eyes widened like copper bells, and he exclaimed: "You, have you planted a fine work in our account?" ”

You Ye laughed and patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder: "Third General, with your hot temper, where are you willing to run for nothing?" You are just a scholar, and you have no power to restrain the chicken, and in the eyes of the three generals, it must be captured. ”

Zhang Fei suddenly blushed, when he went out, he really had a similar package ticket with Liu Bei.

"Don't dare, don't dare, if I had known that Mr. You were like a god, I wouldn't have dared to say such a big thing when I killed Lao Zhang." Zhang Fei waved his hand again and again, and said, "Actually, the more fundamental reason is still in the certain itself!" Lao Zhang, I want my husband to join us more than my eldest brother. ”

"In yourself? But where does this begin? "Your grandfather is slightly confused, he knows that Zhang Fei likes to drink, but whether he loves handsome guys or not is not recorded in history.

Zhang Fei saw that your grandfather was moving, and immediately looked sincere and admiring: "Mr. Zhengping, you don't know, I, Zhang Yide, dominate the world, and I am very confident in my two things, one is to fight on the battlefield, and I am confident that there are not many people in the world who can compare with me." ”

You Ye nodded: "That's true, in terms of martial arts, the three generals can be called the top generals." ”

Zhang Fei slapped his thigh: "What makes me more confident than martial arts is scolding kung fu!" Don't look at those literati who read more books than me, but when it comes to scolding, there is really no one who can compare to my Lao Zhang! Not to mention anything else, even if Lu Bu is a master, he has not given Lao Zhang the hat of the third surname of the house slave that Lao Zhang gave him and has worn it for a lifetime. ”

You Heng couldn't help but nodded, what he didn't say, the case was too convincing.

Zhang Fei slapped his leg again, and his voice suddenly rose an octave: "But now, sir, you have been born!" In the song "Villain Order" in Shili Mountain, Sun Ce, who was scolded, cried for his father and called his mother, and now he refuses to even see anyone. ”

Zhang Fei's eyebrows danced, and at first glance, he was in a state where he had ignited the soul of gossip: "What's even more rare is that not only is the content polite and courteous, but the rhetoric is more pleasant to listen to and remember!" What's even more rare is that kind of special tone and rhythm, oops, it's so enjoyable and interesting, it makes people's hearts pound! I'm not afraid of Mr. laughing, Lao Zhang is really going crazy, sleeping and dreaming, all singing your songs! ”

"It's on the way this time!" Zhang Fei's face was suddenly full of righteous indignation, and he wiped his sleeves and pulled out his fists: "I heard that there was a sour and rotten Confucian, who actually said that Mr. has a few masterpieces, what kind of vulgarity is unbearable and smelly, and it makes me angry!" I jumped up and hit the double peaks in my ears, and I couldn't listen to that guy after I hit him! Gong Yu can testify to this! After that, he pulled Sun Gan over: "Did I ever say a little false?" ”

Sun Qian thought to himself, what are you doing, I'm here to invite people to join, what are you going to do with your tongue? But when he saw Zhang Fei's face flushed with excitement, he didn't dare to go against his will, so he had to smile bitterly: "What the three generals said is indeed true, and Sun Mou also saw it himself that day." ”

You are surprised, for the sake of the idol to open a word without a word, this TM is a fanatic! Immediately hugged his fist, and said: "The heart of the three generals' fists, you feel it deeply!" ”

"Aha." Zhang Fei grinned and was happy, and suddenly looked a little shy: "This time, in addition to inviting Mr. to work together for my eldest brother, Fei himself also has something to ask for!" ”

Do you want to sign an autograph or take a group photo? Your grandfather smiled heartily: "General, but it doesn't hurt to say!" ”

"Hey, hey." Zhang Fei's face was a little red, black and red, and his expression was even more twisted: "I just thought, I don't know sir, can you take a fancy to me, a rough person, and be willing to accept me Lao Zhang, be one, be an apprentice!" ”

You were surprised.

Although it was unexpected, it was really not impossible to think about it a little, Zhang Fei had several freestyles in the history of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, such as the famous battle cry of the Longboard Bridge. And his personality is a bit crazy, and his voice is so loud, he is a good material for a natural MC! This kind of potential player allows himself to be trained, and it definitely belongs to the kind of battle fierce general with great attack power!

"Cao Apu, are you fighting? I'm waiting for you at the bridge! Either you fight or jump, don't shrink back and pretend to be eggs! ”

"Old man Yan, yo yo yo! Are you hiding in the pass to count a ball? Wang Ba's cover swims in the water, and there is no calf in the crotch! ”

"Jin Ma Chao, don't run away, if you have the courage to build a lamp at night! If I don't kill you today, you don't know how explosive the third master's flow is!"

That's really a hooligan and cultured, and he is not afraid to go all over the world!

Your grandfather was aroused by his own imagination to create new blood for hip-hop music, and immediately patted Zhang Sanye's big shoulder: "Okay! Since you have this sincerity, why should I be stingy? In the future, you will be the founding disciple of You! ”

Zhang Fei suddenly raised his eyebrows, knelt on the ground with a plop, and gave your grandfather a crisp knock, and his big nostrils fanned him: "The master is above, and he is worshiped by the apprentice!" ”

Sun Qian was stunned: What are you doing? You knock on the head and recognize the master, and you don't care if others are younger than you? Don't ask, what is your eldest brother's seniority?

It's a pity that he didn't rap out this freestyle, otherwise You Heng would be in high spirits at this time, and he would have taken him in easily.