As the saying goes, if a man can rely on it, the sow will also go up the tree!

In the same way, people living in the modern 21st century, especially Chinese, understand a truth. That is, the expert is reliable, and the sow will go up the tree.

In New China, almost every year, there will be countless "brick families" who work overtime to create a lump of thunder quotations. and so-called research reports, which are used to lower the IQ of the masses.

For example, a Tsinghua professor once said that 125 days off a year for Chinese is equivalent to two days off and one day off.

For example, the director of the Tourism Research Center said that not having a holiday on Chinese New Year's Eve is a "hidden benefit"!

For example, some experts say that delaying the pension for 15 years is the most basic obligation of every citizen, (it is proposed to get a pension at the age of 70)!

Comrade Jin XX, a professor at Peking University's HSBC Business School, said that high housing prices are so that the poor can live in houses!

Not only these brick homes, but also history. For the sake of economic interests, many so-called professionals, historians, will whitewash historical figures in disguise, or compete for their hometowns.

You may have heard the year before that the history of this time stage is like this, and the next year, a new brick family came out to say, in fact, this history should be like this, and the result came a 360-degree turn.

Even the content in history textbooks, you will see it every now and then, and the historical knowledge in it seems to be a little different.

In short, it doesn't really matter what the truth is. As long as you can use it to become famous and earn profits, you are receiving historical knowledge and so-called research results every day.

This is the daily life and routine tasks of modern Chinese!

Zhu Zilong came from later generations, and naturally the same is true. Take the matter of Ximenqing as an example, he always thought that he had heard some experts say that this character was fictional, and so were some other people.

But after the crossing, it was a slap in the face. Now looking at the investigation report in his hand, he felt that a face and the faces of the brick family were all crackling with reality.

It turned out that Ximenqing was not a rich second generation at all, nor was he a self-made shrewd person.

It's a professional soft rice man, a duck king who relies on sex x ability to get on top.

Ximenqing was born as the son of a pharmacy housekeeper and knows that men have raw x organs as their roots. Relying on the excellent conditions of working in a pharmacy, he secretly learned a secret recipe from the shopkeeper, and made a living by making medicine since he was a child, and strengthened his penis.

Cultivate that huge licensed man to be invincible, invincible, and invincible!

First of all, the first result was the daughter of the pharmacy owner's family, and relying on this ability, the overlord forced the pharmacy's daughter to take the safflower of the pharmacy's daughter. But it was called free love, and the pharmacy owner could only swallow his broken teeth into his stomach in order to save his daughter's reputation.

Later, because there was only one daughter in the family, the owner of the pharmacy left for the west in a depressed morning, and the pharmacy was owned by Ximenqing.

After becoming the owner of the pharmacy, Ximenqing has more free time. The more friends, the wider the sources of information, and the more opportunities there are to make a fortune.

Ten prostitutes, eat and drink together, fight and make a strong scene, pickled girls also have information resources, and it is easy to walk when there are more friends, this is true.

Eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling is a work need in Ximenqing, revolution is to invite guests to dinner, and revolution is prostitution and gambling, hehehe. What is the purpose of the revolution, isn't that all there is?

In addition to eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling with his little brothers, Ximenqing is also his drinking friend and prostitute friend. The relationship is familiar and easy to handle!

One day, Ximenqing was dashing in heaven and earth, and a prostitute reported to Ximenqing, saying that the little rich woman Meng Yulou was to be married. Meng Yulou had long heard that Ximenqing's kung fu in bed was amazing, and when he saw Ximenqing's crotch bulging and swollen, he immediately married Ximenqing.

This is the second battle!

Hanako fought Qinglou in the night and died on the woman's belly. After Ximenqing cried a few crocodile tears, he immediately rushed into his house, and tested the cannon first with his supreme xxoo ability, and got his brother's wife Li Bei'er. This is still the third battle!

This battle made Li Bei'er reluctant and haunted by dreams. Later, Li Bei'er took hundreds of millions of gold and silver jewelry and married Ximenqing.

Li Bei'er is not an ordinary person, she was originally Liang Zhongshu's concubine, Liang was the son-in-law of Premier ******, and was later killed by the heroes of Liangshan, and the silver ticket in the passbook was taken away by Li Bei'er. Li Bei'er later became the plaything of the emperor's life secretary Hua eunuch, think about it, how many banknotes should there be?

Now, Ximenqing has even got in touch with ****** Prime Minister Cai Jing, hehe!

The grain and salt business he did in Yanggu County is like the current PetroChina and Sinopec, monopolizing the industry! Even a fool in his position can make money!

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As the saying goes, a good man wants "Pan, donkey, Zeng, small, idle"!

Pan looks like Pan An, the donkey is talking about kung fu in bed, he used to be as rich as Zeng Daguan, he was careful and considerate, and he had time to accompany women, leisurely, romantic and leisurely.

A good man is me, I am Zeng, small, idle!

Zhu Zilong wanted to break his head, but he felt extremely frightened when he thought about it.

Song Jiang is too poor, Li Kui is too ugly, Wu Song doesn't know where to go, and the whole article is full of Ximen Qing. The instrument is good and the world is invincible!

Depend on!

"I don't accept it, I want to go against the sky!" Under the stimulus, Zhu Zilong opened his mouth and shouted the classic traverser lines, of course, he only remembered this sentence.

Jin Shanfat, the housekeeper on the side, was startled, and hurriedly swept around, seeing that no one noticed or heard, so he was a little relieved.

Although Zhu Zilong is the prince and the second prince, there is also the crown prince and the emperor above. This is called a word against the sky, if people listen to it and reach the ears of the officials, it will be a great disaster!

After roaring, Zhu Zilong's eyes were blood-red, and he had lost half of his usual calm, so he turned around and asked the housekeeper: "Where is Ximenqing now?" ”

Steward Jin replied weakly: "At this time, I am in heaven and earth!" ”

"Lead the way!" Zhu Zilong's eyes were picked.

A master and a housekeeper have just left the door of the room. Zhu Zilong stopped and said again: "If anyone asks afterwards, they will say that I am going to get the big sword!" ”

"Don't worry, I know."

Walking out three steps, Zhu Zilong touched his pocket: "I didn't bring silver taels, sweat!" Hurry up and go back to get it, today is just the press fee, oh no, the day of the settlement of the merchants, take more handover, gold and silver or something! ”

"Yes, Lord Wang!"

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Outside the palace, Zhu Zilong, who has already made a fortune, has also been upgraded in the carriage he travels. It used to be four-legged, and now, well, it's still four-legged.

"I heard that some big families, and even private tigers and wolves pull carts, this horse is too unpopular. Alas! "Before getting into the carriage, I took a look at the horses that had recently become fattened horses (cats) because of the good food. Zhu Zilong shook his head and sighed to himself!

Originally, I wanted to go to Qinglou all the way to pretend to compare, but there are only these few fat horses in the entire palace, so let's work in a low-key and low-key manner!

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