With this thought, Zhang Li hurriedly ran to Lu Bu:

"Don't scare me! If you die like this, you will be the most famous general of the Three Kingdoms. ”

Lu Bu still didn't talk!

Zhang Zhang tried to touch Lu Bu with his hand, and with such a touch, Lu Bu lay straight on the ground!

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Zhang Zhang hurriedly helped Lu Bu up, tried to snort, but fortunately he just fainted, Zhang Zhang beat again, kicked again, pinched people, and spit, and finally woke Lu Bu up!

"Fengxian, are you alright?"

Lu Bu raised his head with difficulty, didn't say a word, and spit out wildly......

"Senior brother! I'm just now realizing that you're truly unique in the world today, and even this stinky foot ......."

"Uh......"

As soon as he said this, Lu Bu tilted his head again and vomited!

"Hahaha......"

Kong Xiu, who was tied, actually laughed unscrupulously when he saw Lu Bu's virtue.

After Zhang Zhang heard Kong Xiu's laughter, he shook his head helplessly, you said that you can't bear to laugh if you want to, you really think you are me, hey! Ask for your own blessings! I can't blame you for dying yourself.

Sure enough, Lu Bu didn't dare to do anything about tension, but he didn't have so many scruples about Kong Xiu, Lu Bu wiped the excrement on his mouth, took the roast chicken and picked up the tension footcloth with a stick, and came to Kong Xiu angrily:

"Funny, isn't it? I make you laugh, I make you laugh......"

Lu Bu stuffed Kong Xiu with a foot wrap while stuffing Kong Xiu with chicken legs, Kong Xiu who was tied, it was vomiting while eating, there was no way, the tension of the natural sweaty feet, not to mention that he hadn't washed his feet for several days, even if he washed it every day, the taste was not something that ordinary people could bear......

In the end, Zhang Zhang couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Lu Bu out of Tangling Pass and took a detour, after all, he promised someone else's things, and Zhang Zhang was still very trustworthy.

Lu Bu complained along the way!

"His grandmother has a leg, dare to laugh at me, I let him remember me for the rest of his life......"

Walk to a day

Zhang Zhang and Lu Bu came to the group, behind the refugees who were fleeing the war, and Zhang Li, who was full of kindness, decided to follow the refugees and escort them to their destination, of course, those refugees did not know.

I don't know how long it took, but Zhang Li, who fell asleep on the horse, was woken up by Lu Bu:

"Senior brother! Look at it, it's really a bad day, and in front of the public, that person dares to molest women."

Opening his eyes dimly, he looked at Lu Bu's fingers, a man was facing him, and a woman in front of him moved his hands and feet, not touching the woman's buttocks.

The blue sky and the white day, Lang Lang Qiankun, will there be the appearance of groping pig hands? In order not to cause panic among the refugees, Zhang Zhang decided to use the identity of an ordinary person to scare and scare this groping pig!

So Zhang Li dismounted, walked quickly to the woman's side, turned him over, pointed to the man, and said:

"If you are doing something to my daughter-in-law, be careful that I chop off your hands"

The man was surprised for a moment, stood there for a long time and didn't move, and was very satisfied with the man's performance, "How is it, are you afraid?" This is the power of justice"

Just when the tension was complacent, the man said a word to the woman, and the tension was on the spot:

"Daughter-in-law? Who the hell is this person? What is your relationship with him? ”

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