Chapter 214: I can touch me, but I have to wash my hands first
Hearing Xiantu promise to tell this rare thing, the two happily took off their boots, took off their coats and got into the quilt at that fast speed, and the two of them waited for the story that Xiantu wanted to tell, not so much a story, but rather the experience of Xiantu, for them Tang Dynasty people, the future is a dream, and for Xiantu from the 21st century, the future is indeed real, but Xiantu does not intend to tell them something about what will happen in the future, as the so-called history cannot be tampered with, How could he divulge the secrets of history?
I only heard Xiantu speak: "If you want to talk about this TV, it can be divided into several types, there are Founder big head type, there are LCD type, and plasma type, but the founder big head type is an old-fashioned TV, LCD TV is the mainstream product of the 21st century, as for plasma TV, I have also seen it on the advertising list, I can't tell you the specifics, anyway, when I came, we didn't have this kind of TV at home. ”
Just talking about the classification of TV, Qinghong put her hand on Xiantu's forehead again, still muttering to herself: "Why are you talking nonsense again, is it possible that you still have a fever, when did you have a TV at home, why haven't I seen it?" ”
Xiantu closed his mouth, stared straight at Xiantu, looked at him with an angry face, only to hear the warrior Yue stop him: "Qinghong, don't make trouble, it's time to hear a good place, quickly take your hand away." ”
Hearing the samurai Yue say this, Qinghong let go of the dirty hand on Xiantu's forehead, and only heard Xiantu say to Qinghong in a loud voice: "From now on, I can MO if I want to." But you have to wash your hands first, I am a man who has a habit of cleanliness, and you must obey it. ”
"Cleanliness? I've heard bullshit and stinking fart. Why haven't you heard of cleanliness? The samurai questioned again, Xiantu really wanted to slap him to death directly, who made him have so many problems.
"Brother Xian, I just talked about plasma, go on." Samurai Yue seems to be very excited, his curiosity is really high, no wonder he will do business well. That's what he's good at, and that's what he's good at.
The Analects? Gongye Chang" Zigong asked: "Why does Kong Wenzi call it Wenye?" Zi said: "Sensitive and studious, not ashamed to ask." It is also a text. The dialogue in this Analect can just explain the experience of the samurai who became more and more promoted, that is, he was not ashamed to ask.
"Brother Wu, Brother Xian admires you from the inside out. Your intellectual curiosity is really high. The virtuous brother is beyond his reach. But that's all for TV, and I'm going to tell you about the weird things I've seen. Although he pretended to be admiring, it was difficult to hide the plan in his heart, and he wanted to start his first step - intimidation.
To say that there is nothing terrible about this chat, it's just that there are some ** things between people and foxes written in it, but if you want to integrate this story into real life, it's a little scary. From time to time, a shout came to enhance the sense of terror, and the frightened two people went into the bed.
Look at the strictest zhòng that Qinghong is scared. The more good the samurai, the better he is, he has seen the world, but even so, he was so frightened that he put the quilt on his head, and listened to the story of the chat that Xiantu told him shortly.
This ghost story is like this, the more scared you are, the more you want to listen to it, this is called stimulation, everyone loves to find a stimulus, and the ancients are no exception, if you don't dare to go out at night after thinking about listening to it, then the two of them will definitely not listen to it anymore, but at this time the curiosity of the two is still there.
At this time, Xiantu used the second killer step - pretending to be a ghost. Seeing that the two of them were frightened and hid in the quilt and didn't dare to come out, Xiantu paused his tone, cleared his throat, and suddenly shouted 'Ah', which frightened the two of them, and they actually shivered all over their bodies.
The bold samurai hid in the quilt and shivered and asked, "What...... How...... How...... What's wrong...... First...... First first picture, don't ...... Don't be scared...... Don't scare us, we're ...... I'm scared. ”
Xiantu smiled indifferently, thinking that I would have to scare you tonight and dare not sleep, and see if the two of you will have a lot of problems in the future, if you can't get it, grab a new word and ask endlessly, if this happens next time, tonight's intimidation will be a lesson.
Thinking about it first, he began to talk to himself: "Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, demons and monsters are out quickly, eat Li Qinghong, eat Wushi Yue, pull the two of them away and eat them, eat them, and ...... them."
At this time, one of the frightened spirits of the two lifted the quilt and wanted to run out, but the first tried to grab one with one hand, making them feel that they were haunted by ghosts, and Qinghong, who was only frightened, cried and begged for mercy: "I don't dare, I don't dare, the monster brother will let us go!" ”
"Do you dare to ask questions in the future?" Xiantu asked in a weird way.
"Don't dare, don't dare." The two of them trembled in fear and begged for mercy.
"If I ask again, I'll eat you, I'll eat you." After listening to the two of them begging for mercy, Xiantu was still threatening.
Xiantu shouted loudly to eat you, and the two people who were scared kept shouting that they didn't dare, they didn't dare.
The plan was successful, it was not too early to see the sky, and I had to hurry tomorrow, Xiantu let go of the two, lifted the quilt and got into the quilt and yawned and snickered, tonight can be regarded as scaring the two nasty ghosts, look at the appearance of the two hiding under the bed at this time, it is really funny.
I was thinking about it, and suddenly I heard the laughter of 'hehehe', or the girl's voice, this sound really made Xiantu's hair stand up, thinking that the action just now really attracted unclean things, this day the number room is on the third floor, how can there be a girl's laughter.
Xiantu tore off the quilt and got out of bed, and looked carefully at the Yiqiē in the room, but he couldn't find a girl's figure, thinking that maybe he had heard it wrong, this place had been taken by the samurai, how could there be other people, not to mention the laughter of girls at night.
Xiantu, who put his heart down, pulled out the two people under the bed, and explained: "How can the two brothers be so timid, just now the brother just made a joke with the two brothers, don't take it seriously, the frightened brother apologizes here." ”
Hearing Xiantu say this, the two sighed and took their hands off their faces, looking at Xiantu with vicious eyes, and then, it is conceivable that Xiantu was repaired by the two of them, and only heard the quiet Tianzi room from time to time to help, I dare not say something like that, the three of them have been playing until late before they are willing to sleep, and they are full of joy, which may be youth, the vitality of youth. (To be continued......)