It is said that geniuses are quite proud, and what these three guys show is the same temperament as geniuses - bullishness, pride, conceit, and arrogance.

Seeing that Xiao Zhan didn't speak for a long time, the guy watching the film smiled.

"Since you walked into this door, we are also fateful, let me introduce it to you." The guy watching the film said to Xiao Zhan: "The person who reads the book is called Huo Xiaogang, and he became the WMO world champion with three percent of his strength; Playing semiconductors is Jiang Yang, specializing in communications, and was once offered a high salary of 3 million pounds a year by Vodafone; My name is Cao Di, and I have studied computers in depth...... In my hands, any coded film does not need to be coded through Taiwan transit, and it can be completed in one minute with me. ”

"Wow, that's amazing!" Xiao Zhan exclaimed.

Seeing his exclamation expression, all three guys smiled, especially satisfied.

"Dude, do you see the specifications of our dorm? There are only four people and it is well equipped. Cao Di stretched out his hand and scratched his oily hair, and said to Xiao Zhan with a smile: "There are only 3 such dormitories on the entire third floor, namely Genius 301, Ghost Talent 302, and Genius 303, we are all specially recruited. Don't think that if we don't get close to people, but that we don't stay here with people on the same level as us, it will affect us the most, you know? ”

Xiao Zhan nodded again and again, of course he understands this truth, if you ask an engineer to chat with a vegetable seller, they will play the piano to each other.

The engineer told the vegetable seller what the load bearing, and the vegetable seller's eyes were black; The vegetable seller told the engineer how to use contraceptives to keep it fresh, and the engineer was also black-eyed.

The thinking of a genius can only be understood by a genius.

"Tell me, what special abilities do you have?" Huo Xiaogang, who was reading the book, looked at Xiao Zhan and said, "If your special ability is recognized by us, you can live here, otherwise please leave." ”

is very hanging, and his tone is very arrogant, but Xiao Zhan is a person who likes to be arrogant.

"You're good at calculations?" Xiao Zhan asked.

"Hehehe......"

Huo Xiaogang laughed, and Cao Di and Jiang Yang also laughed.

What is WMO? This is the World Olympiad in Mathematics, Huo Xiaogang easily won the championship with three points, and his calculation ability and thinking ability have made many mathematicians explore.

"I'll ask you a math problem, if you answer it, I'll admit that you're good, if you can't answer it, don't be embarrassed for me, okay?" Xiao Zhan asked.

"Hahaha...... Okay, you can solve the problem. Huo Xiaogang laughed.

"Okay, let me ask you, what is the bust of our instructor Lei Bing? What is the hip circumference? What model is the hood? Xiao Zhan asked.

Huo Xiaogang was stunned: "What kind of problem is this?" ”

"Visual and mental arithmetic." Xiao Zhan said with a smile: "If you can't answer, then ......"

"I, I...... I don't know. Huo Xiaogang shook his head and couldn't help but ask, "Do you know?" ”

"The international standard measurements for models are chest 90cm, waist 60cm, and hips 90cm." Xiao Zhan said with his hands behind his back: "Instructor Lei Bing's waist and hips all meet the international standard, but her bust has not reached it, according to my visual calculation, her bust should be 87."

According to my calculations, her upper and lower busts are 87 or 75, and the bra she wears must be 75B! ”

Huo Xiaogang was stunned, Jiang Yang was also stunned, and Cao Di was also confused......

"Don't pretend to be a little skillful, there are people outside the people, there are mountains outside the mountains, why bother?" Xiao Zhan shook his head and said, "You are geniuses, I admit it, but geniuses have to be people first, right?" Whoever is that, playing the newsletter, I'll give you a question too. ”

The white and pure Jiang Yang smiled, put down the semiconductor in his hand, and waved his hand to make a gesture of please.

"Let's say our room is a magnetic mountain, whether it's the walls or the windows, it's a magnet, and it's a very thick magnet. In this case, you have satellites, so please tell me how to implement barrier-free communication between inside and outside the house? ”

Hearing this question, Jiang Yang's eyes suddenly emitted a scorching heat, he quickly took a pen and paper, and frantically wrote down a series of things, calculated, and set, and was very busy.

One, two, three, four...... Ten minutes have passed, and Jiang Yang has not yet studied it.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"Are you funny?" Xiao Zhan pouted: "Isn't it over by pulling a phone line?" Silly don't pull a few. ”

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Yang was stunned, and with a force of his right hand, he broke the ballpoint pen alive: yes, isn't it over by pulling a telephone line? How could I not think of such a simple question?

The two questions stopped Huo Xiaogang, a genius in Olympiad mathematics, and Jiang Yang, a genius in communication, although they were a little opportunistic, but they didn't answer them after all.

"Evil, huh?" Cao Di frowned, pointed to his computer and said, "Come on, let me ask you a question, it's very simple, do you know how to remove the mosaic from the cavalry film?" Just use this piece, if you can remove it, you are eligible to live in 301. ”

"This? This one is simpler. Xiao Zhan didn't think about it and said, "Come, you stand here, stand here, yes, stand still and don't move." ”

Cao Di smiled, he dared to guarantee that Xiao Zhan would never use the software he made, even if it would eliminate the mosaic, but the software was developed by him himself, except for him who could use it, no one else could.

But before the smile disappeared, he saw Xiao Zhan's big feet flying up and saw the soles of the other party's shoes.

"Smack!"

"Ahh

Cao Di screamed, his nose bleed from Xiao Zhan's kick, and he lay heavily on the ground.

"Get rid of this mosaic for me right away." Xiao Zhan pointed at Cao Di and said loudly: "Dude, I'll just say this time, if you don't want to be beaten, give me a hurry." ”

"Damn, you dare to fight ......"

"Smack!"

Xiao Zhan reached out and grabbed Cao Di's hair, and the moment he pressed his head, his knees raised and hit it.

"Smack!"

"Ahh

Cao Di lay on his back again, and a look of fear rose in his eyes: This kid is too ruthless, right?

"I'll eliminate, I'll eliminate, don't fight, don't fight, I'll eliminate......"

The hero didn't suffer the loss in front of him, and Cao Di hurriedly begged for mercy.

But Xiao Zhan smashed another punch on his stomach, spit out all the bitterness of this guy's beating, and hurried to eliminate the mosaic.

The two guys next to him were dumbfounded, staring at the violent Xiao Zhan.

"Look, it's that simple." Xiao Zhan grinned and said, "By the way, didn't you just ask me if I have any special abilities?" I thought about it for a moment, I really have special abilities, fighting, just one of them. ”

When the words landed, Xiao Zhan grabbed the three guys and beat them, until they beat the ghosts crying wolf, with blue noses and swollen faces, standing in rows in the corner, with a footbasin filled with water on their heads, singing aggrievedly there.

"Arise, hungry slaves; Arise, all the afflicted people of the world; The blood is boiling to fight for the truth......"

"Be louder, it's the Internationale, and after singing it fifty times, you can remove the footbath."

The three guys with blue noses and swollen faces were about to cry, of course they knew that this was the Internationale, and it was tiring enough to sing it once, Xiao Zhan asked them to sing it fifty times!

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