Chapter 175: Cao Cao miscalculated
Before the banquet, Jin Liang invited Xiahoudun, Xiahouyuan, Cao Ren, and Cao Hong to the Central Army camp to discuss with Jin Liang's descendants. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info Jin Liang arranged for Cao Xuan to fight with Xiahoudun, and specially explained that Cao Xing would shoot arrows and let Xiahoudun dodge, Cao Xing and Xiahoudun both felt that the manager's order was inexplicable, but they didn't dare to disobey the manager's order, so they could only do it according to the manager's instructions. Cao Xuan shot arrows one by one steadily, Xiahoudun knocked the first few arrows away, and Cao Xing's arrows behind him were simply shot in unison, making Xiahoudun unable to parry, and his body was full of Cao Xing's arrows, fortunately, those arrows were all used in exercises without iron tips, otherwise Xiahoudun would have become a hedgehog lying in a pool of blood, even if Xiahoudun roared fiercely in front of Cao Xuan, Cao Xuan still did not blink his eyelids, and shot arrows calmly.
Jin Liang couldn't help but sigh that Cao Xing was a military general who could be taught and made rapid progress, and at the same time felt very happy that he could spoof historical figures.
Immediately afterwards, Jin Liang arranged for Huang Zhong to learn sword and arrow techniques with Xiahou Yuan. Xiahou Yuan's sword skills are exquisite, and his archery skills are also good, and he can be called a first-class general, but compared with Huang Zhong, he is slightly lost. The two compared the knife technique, Xiahou Yuan gave up the knife and lost in more than 60 rounds, and the two compared the archery again, Xiahou Yuan shot eight out of ten, Huang Zhong shot ten shots and ten hits, Xiahou Yuan was willing to bow to the wind and threw himself to the ground for Huang Zhong's admiration. Jin Liang, who was standing on the sidelines and watching, snickered in his heart, if Xiahou Yuan knew that it was the guy in front of him who hacked himself to death in that time and space, would he be so polite and respectful.
After they finished their discussion, Jin Liang asked Huang Zhong, Cao Xing and others to accompany him. In this way, at the banquet in the General's Mansion, the scene was extremely funny.
Jin Liang sat beside Cao Cao. The two poured wine and cloth dishes for each other. Push the cup and change the lamp. Talking and laughing without taboo, it is as good as a righteous brother.
Cao Xuan sat beside Xiahoudun to accompany him, the two were discussing archery, and the conversation was very tacit, no one could have imagined that in another time and space, the bright-eyed Xiahoudun was blinded by Cao Xuan, and Cao Xuan was also killed on the spot by the angry Xiahoudun.
Huang Zhong sat beside Xiahou Yuan and accompanied him. The two were also discussing the art of swords and arrows, and they had a very happy conversation, so that no one could see that in another time and space, Xiahou Yuan was cut into two ends by Huang Zhong.
What a spoof combination.
In the entire turbulent era of the Eastern Han Dynasty, I am afraid that only Jin Liang has such the ability to bring these fateful enemies together and drink and talk!
Next to Cao Ren sat Liu He, a general under Jin Liang, although Liu He was not as famous and capable as Zhang Liao and Gao Shun, he had followed Jin Liang for many years. can be regarded as a loyal and commendable veteran, and he is the one who has intersections with Cao Ren under Jin Liang. In that plane. When Cao Cao and LΓΌ Bu were at a stumble, Cao Cao sent Cao Ren to attack Juyang, successfully pulled out the city, and captured LΓΌ Bu's general Liu He.
Jin Liang looked around at the banquet and snickered in his heart, this is the advantage of a traverser, he can spoof historical figures unscrupulously.
What made him feel the most bad taste was not that he was sitting next to Cao Cao, nor Cao Xing and Xiahou Yuan, nor Huang Zhong and Xiahou Yuan, but Qin Yi who was sitting next to Cao Hong, a fan of wealth.
In history, Qin Yi himself is mediocre, but he has a particularly beautiful wife, Du Shi. What is special about Du Shi is that because of her beauty, she has something to do with Cao Cao, Lu Bu, and Guan Yu.
"Wei's Spring and Autumn Period" records in convincing words: "(Qin) Lang's father's name is Yilu, and he is Lu Bu's envoy to Yuan Shu, and his wife is the daughter of the Han Sect, and his ex-wife Du Shi left Pi." Buzhi was surrounded, Guan Yu repeatedly invited Taizu, asking for Du as his wife, Taizu suspected that he was colored, and the city fell, Taizu saw it, and accepted it. β
Qin Yilu is actually Qin Yi, who was called Qin Yilu because he served as Yilu. When LΓΌ Bu was surrounded by Cao Cao and Liu Bei, he sent him out of the city to Shouchun to ask Yuan Shu for help, while his wife Du stayed in Xiapi City. When Qin Yilu arrived in Shouchun, Yuan Shu left him behind and married him a daughter of a Han Dynasty clan. Guan Yu enlightened Cao Cao and asked to give Du Shi to him as his wife after the city was broken, and Cao Cao agreed. When Xiapi was about to be breached, Guan Yu repeatedly sent Cao Cao to reiterate this request. Cao Cao saw that Guan Yu was so devoted to Du's family, and suspected that Du's must have a different color. After the city was broken, Cao Cao first sent someone to bring Du Shi, and when he saw that she was really beautiful, he left her in his room. Some people in a certain country always think that the God in their hearts has no emotions and six desires, including their second brother Guan.
In fact, Second Brother Guan's lust has been written in black and white in the history books. "Huayang National Chronicles Volume 6 Liu Xianzhu Zhi" records: "At the beginning, Yu followed the ancestor from the public to surround Lu Bu in Puyang, and Qin Yilu asked for help from Zhang Yang for Bu. Yu Qigong: 'Wife has no children, go down to the city, beg for a wife. 'Permission is granted. and when he reached the gates, he was white. The public suspects that it is colorful, and accepts it. After the lord and the male hunt, Yu wanted to kill the male in the hunt. The first lord cherished the world and did not listen. Therefore, Yu is often afraid. "The Biography of Guan Yu in the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms" quoted the "Shu Ji" as saying: "Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu in Xiapi, Guan Yu opened the duke, and made Qin Yilu go to ask for help, begged to marry his wife, and allowed it." is about to break, and it has been repeatedly enlightened. The public suspected that it had a different color, and sent to greet it, because of its own stay, the feather heart was not at ease. The statement here is no different from what is said in "Wei's Spring and Autumn". Of course, Lu Bu in history is not a good bird, and he also has something to do with that Du family. The "Heroes" written by Wang Cang at the same time recorded: Bu Wei Taizu said: "Bu treats all the generals well, and all the generals rebel against Bu when they are in a hurry." Taizu said: "Qing betrays his wife and loves the generals' wives, why is it thick?" "Boomeran. Lu Bu carried his wife behind his back and committed adultery with the wife of the general, and among the wives of the generals of Lu Bu, only Du Shi was famous for his beauty, and it seems that Lu Bu and Du Shi also have a leg.
When Jin Liang and Cao Cao were feasting, Qin Yi, who happened to have been promoted to Zhang Liao's deputy general, came to the general's mansion to report on the defense of Liyang, and Jin Liang let Qin Yi sit together. The bad taste of the scene is that Qin Yi had a banquet with Cao Cao and Jin Liang, but he didn't know that in another time and space, this man had brought him a green hat.
Jin Liang looked at the handsome Qin Yi and remembered what happened to him in history, it was really sad enough, not only was he cuckolded by Lu Bu and Cao Cao in a row, he was killed by Zhang Fei, and his son also recognized the thief as his father. "Wei's Spring and Autumn Period" recorded: "Yilu surrendered, thinking that the gong was long." and Liu Bei walked Xiaopei, and Zhang Fei followed. It is said that Yilu said: 'A man takes your wife.' And for the long. If it is evil! Whatever I want? 'Yilu from the number of miles, repentance, want to return, fly to kill. Lang followed his mother's animal in the palace, Taizu loved it very much, and every time he sat at the table, he said to the guests: 'There are people in the world who love fake children like lonely people?' ββ
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Jin Liang took advantage of the wine and asked, "Yilu." Is your wife's surname Du? β
Qin Yi looked at Jin Liang in surprise: "Lord, you forgot, the last general has been following the lord and has not yet married a wife!" β
"Oh, do you know a very beautiful woman surnamed Du?" Jin Liang was not interested and asked.
"The last general has been following the lord in the army, where do you have the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman surnamed Du?" Qin Yi was asked by Jin Liang's reply, and the second monk was puzzled.
"Oh, I see, I think I'm mistaken." Jin Liang laughed out loud to hide the embarrassment, he was too familiar with history and slightly blurred the reality, and often made such jokes.
"Virtuous. How beautiful is the woman surnamed Du? As soon as he heard that there were beautiful women, Cao Cao's eyes lit up.
Jin Liang couldn't help but sigh. What is a pervert, Cao Cao's expression is well interpreted.
Jin Liang pretended to sigh and said, "Oh, I just heard that I haven't had a chance to see each other all the time." β
Cao Cao shook his head and said, "Oh, it's a beauty I've never seen before?" It's actually hard to live up to the fame, and this reputation is actually the most illusory! My beloved concubine Yu'er has been a singer in Luoyang City for more than six years, and she has never been known for her beauty, but once I accepted her as a concubine, everyone came to participate in my concubine ceremony, and only then did I say that Yu'er was the most beautiful singer in Luoyang! And it turns out that those singers who are known for their beauty are not even worthy of lifting shoes for Yu'er! β
Cao Cao said that he loved his concubine Bian, nicknamed Yu'er, the Bian family has been practicing lowly occupations for generations, so Bian Yu'er has been reduced to a singing and dancing girl who makes a living by her voice, and has been living by selling her arts, wandering in various powerful homes, wandering, and at the age of twenty, she was favored by Cao Cao, who was twenty-five years old at the time, and became Cao Cao's concubine.
Bian Yuer successively gave birth to Cao Cao Wen Emperor Cao Pi of Wei, Cao Zhang, King of Ren Chengwei, Cao Zhi of Chen Si, and Cao Xiong, King of Xiao Huai, in addition to Cao Xiong's frail and early death, the other three sons each have their own strengths, Cao Pi inherited Cao Cao's power and part of his literary talents, Cao Zhang inherited Cao Cao's martial arts and art of war, Cao Zhi inherited most of Cao Cao's literary talents, Cao Cao's dozen sons except Cao Chong, are doing nothing, in contrast, it is more and more Bian Yuer's virtuous and talented, she is a great mother.
Cao Cao is not satisfied with having such a wife, and he also looted other people's wives everywhere, including He Jin's son's wife Yin, Zhang Ji's wife Zou, and Lu Bu's general Qin Yilu's wife Du.
A trace of covetousness flashed in Jin Liang's eyes, so he pretended to be puzzled: "Brother Meng De, I have never seen my sister-in-law, I really don't know that she is so beautiful!" Brother Meng De didn't want to say this deliberately because of his good face. There was a hint of ridicule in the words.
Under Jin Liang's hospitality, Cao Cao unconsciously drank a lot of wine, drank too much, and forgot that he had to guard against his wife and daughter being lewd, especially in the face of Jin Liang's unkind people.
Hearing Jin Liang's ridicule, Cao Cao said angrily: "My lady is in the Xiangyang Pavilion, if you don't believe it, I can send someone to find her and let you meet, don't look at my Yu'er who is nearly thirty years old, but still like twenty people." β
Jin Liang still looked incredulous: "If Mrs. Sister-in-law is as beautiful as you say, then why do you want to mess with flowers and grass outside and be amorous everywhere?" β
Cao Cao smiled obscenely: "Brother Xianting, don't you know, since I robbed the bride of that family with Yuan Benchu that time, and had a spring breeze with the bride, I found that other people's wives are unique and charming, ordinary men like virgins, and I only love." β
Cao Cao himself admitted that he liked to play with other people's wives, but fortunately, Jin Liang had already known that this guy was good, so he first settled his wife in the backyard of the General's Mansion, and did not let them come to meet Cao Cao, so as not to be worried about this guy with unique tastes.
Jin Liang laughed and said: "It seems that Brother Meng De, you think that domestic flowers do not have the fragrance of wild flowers, and a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is better than stealing." β
"A good house flower is not as fragrant as a wild flower, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, virtuous and virtuous brother, you are really a person in my generation, you know the true taste of this, and the foolish brother admires and admires!" Cao Cao stroked his palms and laughed.
Jin Liang still shook his head and sighed: "Brother Meng De, whatever you say, I still think that my sister-in-law looks average." That's why you're out looking for other women. to make up for it. I think. My sister-in-law is indeed virtuous, but she may not have many beauties! β
Cao Cao drank a lot of wine and lost his past acumen, Xiahou Yuan and Cao Hong were good drinkers, and under the courtesy of Cao Xing and Qin Yi, they had already drunk dizzy, and although Xiahou Yuan and Cao Ren were shrewd, they were under the strong persuasion of Huang Zhong and Liu He. After drinking a lot of wine, my mind became drowsy, and I lost my previous vigilance.
In this way, Cao Cao was fooled by Jin Liang's agitation, and he actually broke the rules of the past and showed his wife to other men.
Cao Cao sent someone to the pavilion to invite Bian Yu'er to Jin Liang's general's mansion. Bian Yuer followed Cao Cao to Xiangyang this time, in addition to taking care of Cao Cao on the road, more importantly, as the wife of the county guard came to meet the Queen Mother, this is a way that the Queen Mother He Lian came up with in order to expand the influence of the royal family, so that officials at all levels came to Xiangyang to meet the Son of Heaven by the way to bring their wives to meet the Queen Mother and the Empress.
Cao Cao's current wife, Mrs. Ding, is sick because of illness. Unable to come, Cao Cao had to bring the side room Bian to meet the Queen Mother. Jin Liang knew it from Empress Dowager He. Her original intention was to influence the loyalty of officials at all levels to the Liu Han royal family by influencing the wives of these officials and letting them blow the pillow wind. Jin Liang thought it was funny, because most of the wives of those officials were already old, just because they came from political marriages, and their backgrounds were not low, and those officials provided for these wives, and the ones who could really blow the pillow wind were those concubines from low backgrounds.
Among those ladies, Bian Yu'er's background is the lowest, but her appearance and talent are the most outstanding. The dinner was held in a high pavilion in the General's Palace, when the moon was sparse and the moonlight was bright, and many torches were lit around the high pavilion, which made it even brighter.
When Bian Yu'er stood at the door of the high pavilion, she looked forward to it, and her voice was charming and tactful: "Husband, I don't know why I recruited a cheap concubine?" β
Jin Liang glanced at Bian Yu'er, and suddenly felt that it was as hard as iron underneath. This Cao Cao is right, although his wife is nearly thirty years old, she is still like a twenty-something, beautiful, plump, enchanting, and the thin waist line chest is compelling, no wonder it can feed Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, Cao Zhang, three fierce people, if the milk capacity is a little smaller, it is not enough for the Cao brothers to eat. What makes Jin Liang covet the most is Bian Yuer's temperament, obviously with a bewitching figure and a soul-hooking voice, but her face is very dignified, the standard is a good wife, a good mother, a good family, and a beautiful wife. But when her beautiful eyes flowed and her eyes flowed, passing over Jin Liang's face, Jin Liang met her eyes, and her whole body seemed to be immersed in warm water, which was indescribably comfortable.
Cao Cao saw that Jin Liang's eyes showed a look of shock, and laughed: "Brother Xianting, can my clumsy posture of Pu Liu still enter your eyes?!" β
Jin Liang hurriedly put away his soul and sighed: "I have to see my sister-in-law today, I know that Brother Meng De is not in vain!" β
Bian Yu'er's eyes showed a trace of anger, it turned out that the husband asked him to come over just to give other men a look, so he gently saluted: "Since General Jin Liang has seen the ugly appearance of the slave family, the slave family will leave." Husband, are you going back to the pavilion tonight? β
Without waiting for Cao Cao to speak, Jin Liang pointed to the low-hanging night outside, and said with a warm spring breeze: "Brother Meng De, sister-in-law, it's late at night now, it's better to stay in my mansion for the time being, my mansion is close to the palace, and I will take Brother Meng De to meet the Son of Heaven tomorrow." β
Bian Yu'er noticed the covetousness in Jin Liang's eyes, so she shook her head and said, "It's too disturbing for the general, let's go back to the post house." β
Jin Liang's face sank, and he turned his head to Cao Cao and said, "Brother Meng De, what do you think, could it be that what you just said is that you are not drunk and homeless, you are lying to me, do you dislike me for being unlivable?!" β
Cao Cao saw that Jin Liang had put his words here, and he didn't dare to offend Jin Liang, so he waved his hand to Bian Yu'er: "Yu'er, it's hard to resist the kindness of the virtuous and virtuous brother, let's rest in the General's Mansion tonight, you don't want to go back to the pavilion, go to the backyard to see your brothers and sisters first, and then come to the guest room to take care of me." It seems that if Brother Xian Ting doesn't get me drunk tonight, he will not give up. β
Bian Yuer saw that her husband was not wary of Jin Liang at all, and sighed in her heart, and it was not good to say it in front of so many people, so she had to follow the maid of the Jin Mansion to the back house to meet Cai Yan and Diao Chan.
After admiring Bian Yu'er's beauty, and chatting a little bit about the ups and downs, Cao Cao restrained his smile and said seriously: "To ask for Dong Daye, it all depends on the virtuous brother!" β
Jin Liang also said seriously: "It is the responsibility of my generation to exterminate the national thieves and welcome the Son of Heaven back to Luodu, the so-called rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband, Brother Mengde, you also need to make more efforts!" β
"It's a good world, and it's the responsibility of the husband!" Cao Cao exclaimed: "Brother Xianxian, crusading against Dong thief is the great righteousness, and it is my duty to Cao Cao." β
"Brother Meng De, it's just that the Dong thief has more than 100,000 Xiliang elite cavalry, and his combat power is the best in the world, and most of my Kanto heroes are newly recruited county soldiers, the soldiers are uneven, the training is poor, to put it mildly, it is a group of rabble, how can we unify the rabble and defeat the 100,000 Xiliang iron cavalry of the Dong thief, Brother Mengde, what is your good strategy?" Jin Liang asked.
Cao Cao came to Xiangyang this time to offer a strategy on how to crusade against Dong Zhuo, he just wondered how Jin Liang knew that he had a plan in his chest.
Would Jin Liang tell him that among the more than 20 princes of the Kwantung who crusaded against Dong Zhuo in history, the only one who really had a strategy to deal with Dong Zhuo was you, Cao Cao. (To be continued.) )