Chapter 61: A Woman's Two Mouths

"Haha"

With a burst of unbridled laughter, Qiao Rui stepped forward with great joy, and then shouted at the turtle-male who was guarding in the corner

"Who, Ben Gongzi answered, listen to my next link, it's ......"

The arrogance of Qiao Rui's words is endless, of course, his clamor also attracted the attention of everyone downstairs, after all, this is the embroidery building that went to Qin Huakui, and the turtle-gong also said just now, this Qin Huakui is a clean man, just imagine, if anyone arrives at this embroidery building, everything is still up to the person who enters the building!

This is why so many people rack their brains to kiss Fangze. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Just when everyone was waiting for Qiao Rui's next link, Qiao Rui, who was speaking, suddenly stopped, and then scratched his head embarrassedly and looked at Li Muran.

Sure enough, as he was halfway through his words, he couldn't catch up later, and many talented people downstairs began to ridicule

"Hmph, I didn't expect it to be Qiao Rui, how can he have any literary talent to answer this link"

"It's just a straw bale, let's keep thinking"

"That's it, what can a person who eats soft rice do!"

The more he spoke, the more unpleasant it became, and his voice became louder and louder, and Qiao Rui, who was on the second floor, naturally heard it, but now he forgot about the next link, but he was powerless to refute it, his face was already dry and red, and he didn't go back to his seat, nor did he stand, so he wasn't embarrassed.

Li Muran shook his head helplessly, and secretly scolded himself that this young master was so unambitious, and the opportunity he finally won could be given to him like this, but remembering that he had accepted his silver taels just now, he let go of Xia He, stepped forward, and looked down at it, those so-called talents only pointed at their young masters, and felt a little unhappy in their hearts, turned around and grabbed a kettle on the ground, walked back again, and then fell towards it.

He calculated the distance clearly, and the kettle fell directly to the ground with a hug, startling everyone

Just before everyone was about to scold again, he said in a loud voice

"My son-in-law's next couplet is: Yan Ge Zhao Dance, wake up and don't ask how the night is"

For a while, many talented people who were about to speak closed their mouths after listening to the next link, and the entire Piaoxiang Building instantly fell silent......

Soon Qiao Rui was led away by the turtle-duke, of course, when he left, the expression on his face was triumphant, and there was no embarrassment when he was ridiculed just now, and when Qiao Rui walked by, the eyes of those talented people were full of sighs, and the meaning was clear: good cabbage let the pig arch!

Looking at the chic back of his son-in-law, Li Muran did not have the slightest envy, looked at Su Shi who shook his head and sighed, and waited quietly, as for Xia He, he was not teasing, if he really accidentally brushed the gun, he would hand over the precious first time he came to this world, this is not what he wants, after all, we are also a man!

"Brother Li, don't you think it's a pity? Such a good opportunity was given up, do you know how many people crowded to see the dignity of that Qin Oiran"

Listening to Su Shi's inquiry, Li Muran smiled slightly

"What Oiran is not Oiran, I only know that this Qin Oiran is beautiful, just one nose, two mouths, one pair of eyes and two hands"

After speaking, he took a sip of wine and smacked his lips, this ancient wine is not very strong, but it is not low for Li Muran, so he tasted it like a dragonfly from beginning to end, instead of drinking it all at once.

Su Shi listened to his words, and his tone was full of doubts

"Brother Li, have you drunk too much? I have also seen this Qin Oiran, and I will never forget that peerless face, but I never remember that she has two mouths? ”

When Li Muran heard this, he said secretly: Young man, you are still young.

Looking at Su Shi's curious gaze, he laughed directly, and then shook his head and said

"I wonder if you've heard a story?"

This time, even Han Qi was attracted over

"What's the story of Brother Li?"

"Legend has it that a long time ago a monk and a nun cheated on her, the nun touched the monk's crotch and asked what it was, and the monk replied: This is a dead monk but has a mouth.

The monk also touched the nun's lower body and asked what it was.

The nun said that it was a coffin, and that it had not yet been opened.

The monk said, "Then put me, a dead monk, in your coffin and let him rest in peace!"

The nun agreed.

The monk put it in and started a few times, and the nun asked puzzledly, why do you still move, a dead monk.

The monk said, my dead monk still has phlegm and hasn't vomited, haha! ”

After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh

"Brother Li, this ......"

At this moment, the two finally understood the meaning of the two mouths in Li Muran's words, although they also often went in and out of this place of fireworks and willow lanes, but this was the first time they heard such a story, and the laughter was accompanied by the reddened faces of the two, which made them understand the talent of this "big brother Li" in front of them.

One of his stories diluted the displeasure in the hearts of the two, and Li Muran saw that the time was almost up, and said to Han Qi

"Brother Han, there is something I want to discuss with you"

Seeing that he didn't have the joking look just now, Han Qi also straightened his attitude and nodded

"Brother Li, don't be surprised, it is my Han Qi's blessing to be able to have fellowship with someone like Brother Li today, if Brother Li has something to do but it doesn't matter, if I can do it, I will definitely not refuse"

Talking to a smart person is effortless, and he doesn't just ask around the corner

"I wonder what you think of the Big Bugs?"

Han Qi thought that he was just talking about something yellow, platinum, gold and silver, or hoping to find a way out, but he didn't expect him to ask about the Big Bug Gang, with a faint doubt in his eyes

"Brother Li, I don't understand what you mean"

He knew that what he said was a little abrupt, and it was not strange to see Han Qi's expression like this, and explained

"The Big Bug Gang has done a lot of evil, and there is still that high level of support behind it, I believe that Lord Taishou also has a headache about this"

Speaking of which, his meaning was already obvious, and after Han Qi heard this, his eyes flashed with essence, and then he asked anxiously

"Is there a way for Brother Li?"

This Han Qi is still a little young, as soon as he heard Li Muran's answer, the calm expression just now was gone, Li Muran saw this and affirmed the thoughts in his heart, just now Gao Zhi's son, Gao Jun and Han Qi choked as soon as they met, it can be seen that Gao Zhi and Han Taishou must also have a tense relationship, since the two are not in harmony, then the forces under his command must also be in discord, and in addition to the fact that this big insect gang is rampant and domineering in the entire Luzhou City, it may have been a thorn in the eye of Taishou Han Fu.

"There is a way, but I don't know if you dare to do it with me?"

"And you?"

"Exactly, this is not the place to talk, if you have the heart, you can go back and discuss with Taishou-sama, my answer will definitely satisfy Taishou-sama"

After speaking, he didn't say much, but picked up the wine on the table, took a sip, and waited for Han Qi's reply......