After listening to the words of the Führer and the Commander-in-Chief, the hacker said: "I hope, the Führer, the Commander-in-Chief will give me a clear answer, I need beautiful women, and I also need territory, as for Mark, I never wanted to, now that I have beautiful women, I hope to give me a little more territory,"

Hitler and Goering exchanged glances, and Hitler said to the hackers: "In this way, we will give you 100 acres of land, and you will not be levied any harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, and you will produce and sell your own products and operate independently, and we will not interfere in any way. Mr. Hacker,"

"Generous fart, stingy to the house," the hacker said to himself, is this also generous? 100 acres of land, I can buy it myself, you are so stingy, I don't play with you anymore, the hacker was very dissatisfied, smiled lightly, and said indifferently: "Führer, you are here to ask for food, right?" It seems that the Führer is insincere, otherwise, I will leave now, and don't go on,"

As the hacker spoke, he stood up and pretended to leave, but he didn't want to go, this was just a bargaining tactic, Goering took it seriously, and hurriedly stood up to stop the hacker: "Don't worry, sir, we will find a common ground,"

As soon as Goering reminded him of this, Hitler's face turned a little red, if he had been in the past, he would have slapped the table and shouted: "Pull it out and cut it down", dare to argue with the Führer, is it not a capital crime?

But not today, I have to ask for hackers, I can't get angry, and I still expect him to help, this person who has a system, without his help, I'm afraid it really won't work, Hitler said patiently:

"How can I not be sincere, Mr. Hacker, in our Germany, 100 acres of land is already at the level of a big landlord, but they can't get rich, because there are a lot of harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, our policy is to let them eat and drink enough, we can't let them have surplus grain, and the landlord's family has no surplus grain, that's what it means,"

"Isn't it okay for us to exempt you from all harsh taxes and taxes, and earn your own money and spend it yourself? Since Mr. Hacker does not agree to our conditions, then please make an offer, we can discuss, everything will be discussed, do not hurt the peace, let alone play the temper of a child,. ”

Did the head of state say soft words? What else do you want? The hacker immediately got off the donkey, thought for a while and said: "Your Excellency, since you said it, I will make a price, don't be angry, and don't pay back the money on the spot, the price I said is real, our 100 number remains unchanged, just change the word mu, what do you think?" ”

Goering hurriedly asked, "Mr. Hacker, do you want to exchange acres for hectares?" ”

The hacker shook his head: "NO, NO, hectares? Your Excellency Commander-in-Chief, you misunderstood, hectares are too unattractive to me, I said to change to square kilometers, this is a bit exciting, do you say?"

"Ah——, square kilometers?" Hitler, Goering all opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths wide, if Heinrich and Frank were also present, maybe they would be frightened, this lion opened his mouth, and he would have been paid 100 square kilometers for a favor, which can't be one mile or two miles, 100 square kilometers, and the area of many counties is not as big as 100 square kilometers?

A smaller county is the area of two counties, isn't this a division of two counties? Hitler was distressed, this hacker was a dog that swallowed rabbits alive, and he treated us like rabbits.

No matter what the occasion, Hitler, who would not burp when he spoke, was a knife on his neck and did not tremble when he spoke, but today he spoke a little, and he stammered a little when he spoke: "Germany, Germany's smaller state, also, also, that is, more than 400 square kilometers, your price is too high, right?" ”

"Not high, not high," the hacker looked disapproving: "Not high, not high, is this price high?" It's not high, it's up to you how you calculate it, by the way, I also remembered, you said that the smallest state is the Bremen state, right? Just give me this state, it's the right size,"

Ah, you still need a state? This can't be given to you, that's a port, that's a shipbuilding industrial powerhouse, give it to you, I'll buy a ship again? There are no doors, this is not a thing,

The hackers then began to enlighten them: "Your Excellency, think about it, if I don't help you, you will lose the whole of Germany, I will ask you for 400 square kilometers, according to me, you are too cost-effective,"

In fact, the hacker was like a mirror in his heart, how could Hitler be willing to give him this state? I just want to get 100 square kilometers, I can only play this strategy, in some remote places, I will definitely demarcate 100 square kilometers,

In these years, if you have milk, you are a mother, let's just say that for your sister-in-law, who never sat on the table to eat before, that day, the hacker said: "I have five marks, let me sit on the table, serve me food, and five marks will belong to you,"

My sister-in-law's eyes immediately lit up: "Really? ”

The hacker put the five marks in the palm of his hand and turned it upside down: "This mark can't be fake, right?" ”

This was the first time the hacker had eaten at the table, and in the evening, the hacker took out another twenty marks: "Sister-in-law, if you help me wash my feet, the twenty marks will be yours,"

My sister-in-law really helped him wash his feet, people, for money, you can be cheap, so help you, the land is to be given,

The request of the hacker made Hitler so angry that he didn't speak for a long time, and he asked for a state for a favor, and he was insatiable? Hitler just wanted to say, but he didn't know what he was going to say, he opened his mouth twice, but he didn't say anything, besides, instead of sending a state to you, it would be better to transfer artillery and directly blow up Berlin, what else do you need to help with? Didn't I just want to keep Berlin?

Seeing that Hitler didn't say anything, but Goering was polite, he asked: "Mr. Hacker, you can't be mistaken, we have millions of troops, and they are now three divisions of the army, are you sure that they can seize the power of our Führer with three divisions?" According to me, as long as a general offensive is launched, how can they seize power if they don't hold out for even two days? ”

"Say you're not stupid, you're just a little in love with autumn," the hacker sneered at Goering, and then shook his head, not caring for it: "You're still a commander-in-chief, you don't even understand this, modern warfare doesn't rely on people to win wars, it relies on science and technology, can you have a little brain?" ”

"Commander-in-chief, let me tell you, the Soviet soldiers still have a secret weapon, which has not come in handy, if it had been used, your army would have been finished long ago, the siege of Berlin would have been lifted long ago, and Your Excellency the Führer may not be able to save his life, and Germany would have been born by the Soviet army,"