Chapter 141: The Way Out of the Pot
"Haha, the nine nerds really live up to their reputation, but they are really ignorant and fearless."
Bai Yuanliang sat drunkenly on the threshold, shook the wine jug in his hand and looked at Yang Yi with a sad face, and sneered: "I asked you to let the emperor's army press the realm and put pressure on the fierce Di people, but you asked him to retreat to the Central Plains with people, there is really no difference between a fool and a saint." ”
Yang Yi looked at Bai Yuanliang and said, "Why is there no difference?" ”
Bai Yuanliang smiled indifferently and said: "Anyway, whether it is a fool or a saint, if you are slashed by a fierce person, it will be a pile of white bones after a while." ”
"But fools never follow the rules."
"It's useless for you to threaten me, the road is your own choice, burying your bones in Shuozhou City is actually nothing bad for a fool, at least after you become a white bone, there will be many people who will think about you."
"You must have a way to keep me alive." Yang Yi smiled and said loudly: "Monkey Jian'er, what about the cauldron I asked you to build?" ”
Monkey Jian'er poked his head in through the back door and laughed, "Okay, okay!" It's very hot. ”
Yang Yi smiled when he heard this: "Strip this drunkard for me and throw it into the pot!" ”
"Even if you cook me and make dry food, you won't be able to eat it for two days, and sooner or later it will have to become the food for the savannah wolves." Bai Yuanliang still said slowly.
"Everyone plugged their ears with plugs, and no one was allowed to listen to the drunkard." For people who can speak well, Yang Yi knows how to deal with it too well.
The generals had to order their ears to be plugged with cotton cloth, and when they stepped forward, they rudely put Bai Yuanliang in the backyard.
At this time, in the middle of the backyard was a large vat set up on a burning matchstick, filled with water, and was already steaming.
"Poof!" The strong generals threw the thin Bai Yuanliang into the tank with a single force.
The fire had just started to burn, and the water in the tank was still warm for the time being.
Yang Yi leaned on the edge of the tank, looked at the raging fire below, and said with a smile: "If you have an idea, I will smoke a piece of firewood and come out, and if you say that it is slow, you will prepare to be cooked and made into air-dried military rations. ”
Bai Yuanliang shouted, and said to the generals who pressed themselves into the water to the side: "There are old and young people in your family, why follow this fool to die, let me out, I can take you out of here!" ”
However, except for Yang Yi, everyone's ears were tightly stuffed, and they could only see Bai Yuanliang's mouth moving without listening, but they couldn't hear any sound.
Yang Yi, who was standing on the side, didn't stop him from yelling, took out a handful of melon seeds from his bag with a smile, and rattled with interest.
Bai Yuanliang is a scoundrel, and Yang Yi is also a scoundrel, but the key is that Yang Yi has helpers under the scoundrel, and this kind of thing must be brought into full play to bully more and less.
Bai Yuanliang fluttered in the vat, but there didn't seem to be the slightest nervousness on his face, and he still had the leisure to grab the wine jug in his hand and take two sips, of course he knew that Yang Yi couldn't really kill him, these nine nerds just wanted to make themselves suffer a little and force themselves to comply.
The water in the tank was getting hotter and hotter, and Bai Yuanliang was finally defeated.
"When the army is sent out at night, let the emperor send a small number of cavalry, tie broom branches to the back of the horse's buttocks, and run far away in front of the battle, creating the illusion that Daguang is preparing a large-scale night attack to attract the attention of the fierce people! You'll have the opportunity to go around the poplar forest, and the Emperor will be ready to retreat at any time. ”
After Bai Yuanliang finished speaking, Yang Yi nodded and pointed to the firewood under the vat to the monkey tip with his ears stuffed on the side, and the monkey tip had to take out a burning firewood and throw it aside.
"When you go to save the Northern Army of Shuozhou, you can only choose an elite with good riding skills, one person and two horses, so that you can escape day and night after rescuing the Northern Army."
Yang Yi nodded his hand again, and Monkey Jian'er ordered him to continue to pull out a piece of firewood from under the vat and throw it aside.
Yang Yidao: "Then how do I get rid of the pursuit of the fierce people?" ”
"Idiot! Needless to say, of course, it is to escape from the north in reverse, go north for a day, and then turn back to the east through the junction of Youzhou and Yunzhou all the way south, and rush into the vast Xiangshan Mountains, your life will be saved! ”
Yang Yi thought about it, turned around and motioned to Tie Niu to get the marching map.
Bai Yuanliang, who was already sweating profusely, shouted when he saw this: "I've said it all, don't you pull out a piece of firewood soon!" ”
Yang Yi ignored him at all, took the marching map taken by Tie Niu and began to carefully examine the marching route that Bai Yuanliang said, and sure enough, as Bai Yuanliang said, this was an excellent escape plan.
First of all, the army of the fierce Di people was concentrated in the south of Shuozhou City, and after rescuing the northern army, they fled to the north and caught the fierce Di people off guard. Secondly, the route Bai Yuanliang chose was like walking through a maze, with nine turns and eighteen turns, almost every time he passed through the gaps between the places where the Fierce Di people were stationed, no matter how fast the Fierce Di cavalry was, it was not so easy to catch up with him at any point.
Yang Yi glanced at Bai Yuanliang, who was screaming, but he was extremely shocked on the surface, no one knew how this drunkard like Hanako could know such a delicate escape route.
"Are you sure there's going to be a squirrel tonight?"
Bai Yuanliang said: "Have you already told the emperor, what is there to regret at this time." ”
Yang Yi looked at Bai Yuanliang strangely and said, "You said that you are quite clever, why don't you want to follow me to see my father?" Ever since Bai Yuanliang refused to introduce him to the emperor, Yang Yi began to be curious about this extremely scheming drunkard.
"The emperor won't see me, and I don't dare to see the emperor, go back and look through your royal ancestral teachings!" Bai Yuanliang didn't seem to bother to talk about it.
Yang Yi nodded when he heard this, looked at the map thoughtfully and turned around to go to the house.
"Nine nerds, won't you let me out?" Bai Yuanliang wanted to smash the wine jug in his hand, shook it and found that there was still a lot of wine in it, and he reluctantly came back.
Yang Yi turned his head, glared at Bai Yuanliang, and then looked at the left and right generals and said, "Press this Huazi into the water twice, go to the stable, bring the horse brush, and brush it for me hard!" Then bundle it up and throw it into the guest room, you are not allowed to give him wine, Mr. Bai is going to go on the expedition with us tonight! ”
After speaking, Yang Yi didn't care about Bai Yuanliang's loud curses, and returned to the inn worriedly looking at the marching map, he had to sort out the plan for the night's action, this was a matter related to his own life.
Of course, Yang Yi didn't really want to cook Bai Yuanliang, but his body was too dirty, and it was estimated that he didn't even know when he took a bath last time. Paying attention to personal hygiene is a rule that everyone around Yang Yi must abide by, and Yang Yi doesn't want this drunkard to bring in any infectious diseases for himself.