Constantly learning that the envoy of the underworld can not only decide the life and death of the deranged according to the situation, but also have the opportunity to enter the upper realm space and become a high-level life form. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info This caused him to be strongly dissatisfied, he thought that he could be regarded as a messenger by helping the prefecture to conduct the census and solve the trouble of the 'deranged person incident', right? But in reality, he is an informant who provides information to the messenger.

Endless indignation in his heart: What kind of intelligence officer? That's pretty nice! Isn't he just an informant! In TV series, you won't survive more than two episodes!

What's even more terrifying is that the 'Messenger of the Underworld' can decide for himself how to deal with the deranged, and think about it carefully!

This means that people also have the opportunity to unify the world, and they can also recruit a group of 'super brothers' to play for him. At the same time, he is also a deranged person in this world, and he is still very ambitious.

At that time, it's good that he didn't unify the world, if the unification is completed, the 'messenger of the underworld' will just find a name and do it for you, and it will be a blessing to be co-opted, if you want to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, then his little life will be over!

Unify the world, then the sword of Damoris hanging over the bald head!

"No, for the sake of my life and ideals, I must take over the rights of the 'Messenger of the Underworld'!"

He asked Niu Tou Ma Mian very seriously: "Two big brothers, are we considered brothers?!" ”

Niu Tou Ma Mian didn't know why, seeing him ask like this, of course he said yes, our friendship is closer than brothers.

With a face endless, like a jealous aunt's wife, he said: "Then are you so cheating on your own brothers?" Yes? It's all for the underworld, why should I be a broken urge, but leave the opportunity for promotion and salary increase to others? Where are you sure to be brothers? It's an enemy! ”

The bull head frowned, squeezed out all the forehead lines aggrievedly, and said, "You said that you were afraid of being killed by the deranged, right?!" The messenger of the underworld is a high-risk job, since you are greedy for life and afraid of death, how can we push you into the fire pit? For the position of this intelligence officer, if you don't pay it back, our brothers are crying and shouting and begging you, did you agree? No way, who let us take your money and not get you done! ”

Constantly arguing: "Yes, that's what I said, but didn't you say that there are such good conditions?" ”

Ma Mian complained: "You didn't give us a chance to say it!" ”

If you keep thinking about it, it's pointless to argue any longer, let's make the final decision! He slapped the table and said, "That's it, brother is not hypocritical, as long as I give me the position of the messenger of the underworld, my brother will not hesitate to go to the soup, even if he encounters a ruthless and perverted guy, buddy will never back down!" If you agree, you will do it, if you can't do it, you will simply not even do it! ”

The bull-headed horse looked at each other and smiled, and said in his heart: It's done.

The bull head asked, "It's okay!" Your brother Niu is also a happy person, but you have to say ugly things in front, you can't regret it! ”

He said, "Whoever regrets it is the grandson!" ”

The bull head said, "Okay, it's such a happy decision!" He took out a contract from inside his clothes and handed it to Bu Yan: "Press a handprint at the bottom, and you will be the messenger of the underworld!" ”

Bu Xiu took it and looked at it, and the letterhead of the contract said "Difu Volunteer Application Form", which roughly meant: xx applies to become a subural volunteer, assists the underworld in managing XX space, and maintains the order of space operation and the peace of the universe... Wait a minute.

After a while, the content of this contract was wrong, so he asked: "Brother Niu, you are not wrong, this is a volunteer application?" ”

"Of course it's true, if it's us recruiting, isn't it suspected of interfering with the operation of the space? But the volunteer application is different, this is done to gag other people's mouths, you know~" Niu Tou finished answering, and still hesitated a little, so he said: "Brother, don't be embarrassed, if you don't want to, forget it, let's go back and report to Lord Yan Jun." "As he spoke, he was about to retrieve the papers.

The endless head is running rapidly, weighing the pros and cons: signing, one step closer to unifying the world; If you don't sign it, you're one step closer to burping! NND, Sign!

Under the double pressure of dreams and life, he is ready to press his finger prints on this contract.

Niu Tou Ma's face was full of joy, tossing for half a day, and finally succeeded, but their expressions still maintained a reserved smile, and they symbolically applauded, expressing their welcome to the new members: "Welcome to join the Difu family!" ”

The fingers that kept pressing on the contract suddenly retracted. He said to Niu Tou Ma Mian: "The younger brother still has a small request, I don't know if the two eldest brothers can give face." ”

Thinking that he was going to repent, his heart hung again, and he motioned for him to hurry up and listen.

He kept trying to say: "The little brother admires the two of them very much, and wants to marry Jin Lan with you, I don't know, can I appreciate my face?" ”

The bull head and horse face hesitated, looking a little hesitant.

"If you look down on your brother, forget it, when I didn't say it." The endless expression of loss, like a frosted eggplant, wilted and drooping.

The bull-headed horse looked at each other and nodded.

Niu Tou explained: "Don't get me wrong, brother, we haven't heard this kind of request in our lives for more than a thousand years, and we were stunned for a while. ”

Ma Mian pandered: "Yes! It's a good thing to bow down! Come on, come on! To be able to worship a young talent like Brother Luo, my old horse can't ask for it. ”

Constantly turn sorrow into joy, don't want to smile brightly.

The three of them knelt down at the table, and the bull head said to the roof: "Lord, our brothers, we are here to worship today, because of the disparity in age, we will not say the oath of living and dying together, but no matter what, we will share weal and sorrow in the future, and we will not regret it in this life, if there is any betrayal." ”

He took the lead in saying, "Fall into the Infernal Hell, become a lonely soul and a wild ghost, and never be reborn!" ”

When the head of the cow heard this, his brother said so ruthlessly, he also said: "Reincarnated beef cattle, the bones are incomplete"

Not to be outdone: "Reincarnated as a mule, cut off children and grandchildren"

The sworn worship is completed, Niu Tou is the eldest brother, Ma Mian is the second brother, and Bu Xiu is naturally the younger brother. The three brothers, the elder brother and the younger brother screamed, very intimately.

After signing the contract, Niu Tou Ma Mian went back to the underworld to pay his errand. When they were about to break up, Niu Tou whispered a few words to the endlessly, and thanked him endlessly to say goodbye to his eldest brother.

In the sky above Xuanzhen, the horse's face floated in the air, and the bull's head flashed and appeared beside him.

Lao Ma asked him, "Have you finished explaining?" ”

The bull head nodded: "I hope he can understand it thoroughly." ”

Lao Ma sighed with emotion: "The third lady is too cunning, if it weren't for the adequate preparation in advance, I wouldn't be able to give an account to Lord Yan Jun today." ”

Niu Tou deeply agreed with his words: "Who said it wasn't, like a loach, it is estimated that Lord Yan Jun also took a fancy to his wit." ”

Lao Ma asked with guilt: "Aren't we lying to the third child?" ”

Niu Tou comforted: "No, the resources of this space were originally meant to be redistributed. Besides, it is impossible for him to kill all the people, and when the world is unified, he will naturally stop. At that time, the vacancies in the rest of the space were filled. ”

When he said this, he was not so much answering Ma Mian as he was hypnotizing himself.

The old horse sighed: "Hey... It stands to reason that after doing it so many times, I should have gotten used to it a long time ago, why am I so melancholy today. ”

The bull head also looked a little melancholy: "Hey, maybe we are not cold-blooded enough." Anyway, let's find a way to save his life, that's it. ”

"Well, that's all there is to it."

After that, the two Divine Monarchs disappeared in a flash, and went back to the underworld to resume their lives.

After the bull head left, he kept turning around and lying on the table, crossing Erlang's legs, dangling his feet, staring at the roof of the black hole, remembering the words of the bull head just now: Third brother, the deranged people have many strange abilities, you can pay more attention to those strange things, and you will definitely gain something. In addition, the time of their reincarnation is similar to the time of your reincarnation, which you can also use as a reference. Moreover, your spatial ability must be practiced more, remember, break through the shackles of thinking, and the universe is more incredible than your imagination. ”

"After talking for a long time, I came to the conclusion that these few words are dry goods." Talking leisurely, he crossed his fingers and began to recall: "Hiding from the sky and crossing the sea, secretly Chen Cang, attacking the east and west, wanting to capture the old and indulging, bitter meat scheme, anti-customer-oriented, hand-in-hand, serial scheme." Hey, it's really embarrassing for them, playing so many hearts, there should be something unspeakable! You don't mean to harm me, do you? Hey, it's a headache, let's think about how to unify the world! ”

On the back wall of the tofu shop, Zhang Shicheng was shocked, and carefully moved back to the courtyard of his uncle's house along the wall. He originally wanted to come to find endless faces or feelings, but he saw a series of strange pictures. He escaped very carefully, and he didn't even dare to alarm an ant, for fear of being discovered endlessly and losing his life in vain!