Looking at the spear in his hand, Fusu really had an urge to cry without tears, forget it, let's take one step at a time, he comforted himself and said, "Brother Xiang, let's go, let's go home." ”

"Oh." Seeing Fusu's sad expression, Xiang Yu didn't dare to ask any more, took his overlord gun and silently followed Fusu to the main road.

"I'll go, what are you doing?"

"Walking?"

"Just walk, walk, there is a traffic police brother next to you, can you not run the red light, my God!" Fusu was about to cry.

"What's a red light?"

“。。。。。。”

"Let's go!" Fusu found that two traffic policemen in the distance were looking at him, and hurriedly urged, just kidding, you have to be fined for running a red light, and you don't have a penny in your pocket now!

Just when the two of them were about to slip away, an inopportune voice remembered: "Hey, what are you two sneaking around, stop me!" ”

"Run!" The two of them ran wildly together.

"I'll go! Tell me to stop, are you two deaf? The big traffic policeman shouted. Seeing that the two of them ignored and continued to run wildly, the two policemen immediately launched a patrol car and chased after them.

Casually, how could a two-legged person run over a four-legged wheel, and within a few moments, the two were stopped in front of the police car.

"What is this?" Although Xiang Yu was curious, this did not prevent him from beating the police, and the two traffic policemen saw a gust of wind flash in front of them, and flew away.

"Holy! Xiang Yu, do you know what you're doing! Fusu shouted, and then heard the two traffic policemen lying on the ground not far away pick up the walkie-talkie to call for support, and suddenly his heart was half cold, and he shouted: "It's over, it's over······"

Sure enough, it didn't take long for onlookers to find two men in ancient costumes lying on the police car with their heads in their hands. At this time, Fusu almost had the heart to kill Xiang Yu in his heart, and he made a silent calculation: obstruction of official business (not cooperating with the investigation of the traffic police), obstruction of traffic (running a red light), destruction of public property (Xiang Yu smashed the glass of three police cars and smashed the front hoods of two cars when he resisted arrest), the crime of beating police officers (the policemen who participated in the round-up of them seriously injured five and slightly injured twelve), by the way, due to the undried blood stains on the body, there may be a special charge of intentional homicide······

"Tell me honestly, what are the names of the two of you, where do you live, and why are you wandering around the road in fancy clothes!" In the interrogation room of the Taiyuan City Public Security Bureau, a young and beautiful policewoman interrogated two good young men with aggrieved eyes and tears in her eyes.

"Hmph, don't speak, right, when you speak!" The policewoman turned around and turned off the camera behind her, closed the curtains, and then looked at the two with a lewd smile, seeing that Fu Su and Xiang Yu's hair stood on end, and goosebumps stood all over her body.

"Hey, hey, what do you want, it's illegal to abuse lynching!" Fusu stared at the baton that the policewoman pulled out from behind her waist and shouted.

Just when the beautiful woman's baton was only 0.01 cm away from Fusu's little brother, the door of the interrogation room opened with a "bang": "Comrade Sun Jiu, what are you doing!" ”

"Shh~" Fu Su breathed a long sigh of relief, just a little bit almost goodbye to the word man from now on, thinking about Yue Qian, who was still in the heavenly palace, was afraid for a while: "Made, if I become a eunuch, wouldn't our beautiful queen who is as beautiful as a flower and virtuous and virtuous be widowed for a lifetime!" ”

"Dad, why are you here?" It turned out that the policewoman named Sun Jiu was also stunned and asked in a panic.

"If you don't come again, if you don't come again, your police will be the end?" The middle-aged policeman who entered the door snorted coldly: "You are not small, a trainee policeman actually abuses lynching, and how can the government still base itself on the people." ”

"Heh, that middle-aged policeman is actually the father of this evil shrew, there is a good show to watch." Fusu thought gloatingly.

"Why, I'm not showing the two suspects how to use a baton." Sun Jiu said coquettishly.

"I'll go, how can there be a police officer who uses it like you, and you will be punished by God if you cut off your children and grandchildren." Fusu roared after hearing this.

"Dare to quibble!" The middle-aged policeman didn't seem to hear Fusu's roar, and still reprimanded his daughter by himself: "Okay, you go out first, close the door, I didn't tell you not to come in, do you hear!" ”

"Oh." Sun Jiu walked out of the door aggrievedly.

A moment later

"Do you still know me, young man?" The middle-aged policeman pulled out a stool and sat down and asked with a smile.

"Forehead ······" Fusu stared at him for a long time and was stunned: "I don't know." ”

"Alas," the middle-aged policeman sighed, "no wonder, you couldn't even say anything when I was holding you." He seemed to be caught up in the memory.

"What?" Fusu's eyes lit up: "You mean you saw me when you were a child?" ”

"Yes, my name is Sun Dingguo, do you still have an impression?" The middle-aged policeman laughed.

"You, you are Sun Dingguo's uncle?"

Sun Dingguo nodded.

Who is Sun Dingguo? That was his father's college classmate and best friend, and the relationship was not weak but strong after eighteen years. Moreover, Fusu seems to remember a very ······

"Isn't the spicy policewoman named Sun Jiu the daughter of Uncle Sun just now, my father seems to have mentioned that he set a baby for himself when he was a child, and he is the daughter of Uncle Sun. It's over, then what should my Sissi do, this uncle will come over and not be forced to get married! it! "The more Fusu thinks about it, the more he feels that this is the case, and he feels that the whole person is not good, not to mention Meng Qian, this little Nima Sun Jiu, this little lady, is a tigress who dares to murder her husband, and she can't turn the sky when she marries home! He had long forgotten about his fast-moving detention center, and feared only about his lifelong happiness.

"That, Uncle Sun, will you come here?" Fusu put away his thoughts and stammered.

"Humph! Do you know how worried your family is about you! Sun Dingguo's face changed instantly.

"It's really faster than turning a book." Fusu muttered quietly.

"What did you say?"

"Uh, no, no."

"Hurry up and give me an honest explanation, what have you been doing for more than half a year, do you know how worried your parents are about you, your mother is in a hurry to be hospitalized!"

"What? My mom is hospitalized! Fusu exclaimed, "She, she's okay, right?" ”

"Hmph, it's not all because of you, tell you kid, if your mother's situation gets worse, I won't be the first to spare you! Say, what the hell is going on, you still dare to attack the police, do you know how much I used to wipe your ass?"

Fu Su turned sideways and looked at Xiang Yu, who was already holding back his cheeks, and stopped talking. (PS: In order to prevent Xiang Yu from talking nonsense and causing trouble for himself, Fusu stipulates that he must not speak under any circumstances except when there are only two of them.) ）

"Huh?" Sun Dingguo followed Fusu's eyes and looked at Xiang Yu, who was aggrieved and had a little daughter-in-law posture.