Coming out of the Assassin's Mansion, Li Hao went to the post station and wrote a letter with a lot of content, starting from the encounter with horse thieves in the Longmen Inn, and specially asking for credit for borrowing camels for his three merchants, and then recounting his two encounters with the robbery of the Gaochang army, and then taking the initiative to ask for guilt for his own killing of prisoners.

After writing the note, he sealed the beeswax and asked the post station to send fast horses to Chang'an, and then he returned to the barracks to let Peng Hai take people into the city to buy water and food, and at night he ate and drank with Cao Qing and Xizhou officials at public expense in Xizhou restaurant.

That night, Ju Wentai, the king of Gaochang, received a report from a spy that Zhang Sheng, the new general of Fubo, and 250 elite cavalry had died tragically in the Red Mountain, and none of them were alive, and Li Hao, the new assassin of Tingzhou in the Tang Dynasty, had returned safely to Xizhou City.

Hearing this news, Ju Wentai frowned, he originally thought that the new Tingzhou Assassin was just a teenager, not to be afraid, there must be no problem in sending troops to rob and kill, but he didn't expect that the two robberies and killings failed, and he also lost more than 1,700 elite cavalry plus two generals, which shocked him and heartache, you know, Gaochang has a small population, and more than 1,700 elite cavalry is a very big number for him.

Ju Wentai, who has always been stubborn and self-serving, lost his mind at this time, and called Prime Minister Cha Ke Suier to ask for his opinion, Cha Ke Suier is the minister of a country after all, and his vision is still very far, he groaned slightly, and said: "Your Majesty, at present, it seems that the new Tingzhou Assassin of the Tang Dynasty is not an idle person, and it is no wonder that the Tang Emperor will send him to serve as the Tingzhou Assassin History. ”

"Oh?" Ju Wentai asked, "Do you let him go to Tingzhou to train troops and herd horses, and wait for him to deal with us." ”

"Your Majesty, don't panic." Chaksuier said calmly, "Although Tingzhou is the territory of the Tang Dynasty on the surface, but in fact, it is our territory, after the Tingzhou assassin called Li Hao arrives in Tingzhou, let's let Cao Tian deal with him, if Cao Tian can't deal with it, at least we can contain him and monitor him, once we find out that he has any abnormal moves, let's see you again, even if you can't kill him, can't you still destroy his plan?" ”

Ju Wentai thought carefully for a moment when he heard this, nodded and said, "Well, according to what you say." ”

Early the next morning, after breakfast, Li Hao ordered to pull out, the team set off, stepped into the Hongshan area, all the way to the north, to Tingzhou, because he was robbed and killed twice by Gaochang, now Li Hao is extra careful, and sent more than a dozen scouts to explore the road in turn, and there is no danger all the way.

Walking in the Flame Mountain for three days, everyone felt that they were about to be roasted into jerky, fortunately, on the fourth day, they finally walked out of the Flame Mountain and entered the Gobi, Li Hao felt that the desolate Gobi was so beautiful for the first time in his life, it can be seen how bad the environment in the Flame Mountain is, and there is a feeling that Tang Seng is learning scriptures in the West, when he thinks of Tang Seng, Li Hao carefully calculated the time, Master Xuanzang should now travel to the Western Regions to study and lecture on the scriptures, there are still many years before returning to China, this Master Xuanzang is not simple, A person went to Tianzhu to study and learn from experience, the difficulties and dangers along the way can be imagined, he took five hundred right Xiaowei to Tingzhou several times and almost died, let alone go to Tianzhu, I really doubt that there are monkeys around him to help, otherwise how can he go so far, to ...... Is there really a place like a daughter country, and what is the daughter country called in the original book? Xiliang Women's Country?

Thinking about the plot of Tang Seng being forced to marry by a female monster and a female king in Journey to the West, Li Hao couldn't help but be obscene, why didn't any queen take a fancy to me and want to marry me...... If there is no queen, the goblin will be fine, the banshee is more direct and enthusiastic, and directly forced me to roll the sheets with her, I must not even have a half-push and half-push posture......

Li Hao thought all the way, and suddenly felt that the journey was not so boring, and he traveled for another three days, and arrived at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, with undulating mountains in front of him, like a stretching dragon, fortunately, although the width of this section of the mountain range is larger, the altitude is not high, it is more than a thousand meters, hehe, it is really not high.

Climbed the mountain with difficulty, then went down the mountain, climbed again, and then went down the mountain, crossing one mountain after another, and so on for five days, Li Hao couldn't stand it, and lay in the camp at night and wailed loudly: "Ouch, I'm sick, I'm going to die, this disease must go back to Chang'an to be cured, I want to go back to Chang'an......" The acting skills are exaggerated and not distracted.

Now Li Yuanzhong, Peng Hai and Lu Yun are too lazy to pay attention to him, and let him scream in the account, but Quan Dang didn't hear it.

Li Hao called for a long time and no one paid attention, suddenly felt bored, smacked his mouth, pulled up the quilt to sleep, just closed his eyes, and Gu Lina's voice came from outside the account: "Young master, the journey is tiring, do you need me to massage and relieve you?" ”

Her voice seemed to have magical power, after Li Hao heard it, the little brother immediately cocked up without arguing, he grabbed the pillow hard, did a long day of ideological struggle, and finally gritted his teeth and said with difficulty: "Go back to sleep, don't mess with my Dao heart!" ”

When it was almost dawn, Li Hao had a spring dream, in which he fought with the four women, with one enemy and four, and finally surrendered, and then his underwear was wet, Li Hao also woke up, the sticky feeling of the lower body made him very unhappy, he secretly took out his carry-on bag and changed a pair of underwear.

Looking at the dirty underwear he had just changed, Li Hao hesitated, washed or thrown away? It's a conundrum. Although he prepared five pairs of underwear before leaving, he thought that he might not have the opportunity to make underwear again when he went to Tingzhou, so he washed it, so he picked up his underwear and sneaked out of the tent, found a corner where no one was squatting, poured some water from the water bladder to wet the underwear, smeared it with soap and began to wash the underwear, washing and washing, he suddenly felt a cold neck, and a quick knife rested on his neck.

"What people!" There was a cold drink from behind him.

Li Hao was so frightened that he hurriedly raised his hands and said repeatedly: "Don't get excited, your own people!" Own! ”

"Get up! Turn around! Throw away what you're holding! The people behind him shouted coldly, alarming the surroundings, and immediately others ran towards this side.

"Throw away your panties? How can it be, just washed clean! Li Hao's heart refused, so he tried to say, "Hey, I'm Li Hao, your Lord Thorn Shi!" ”

"Less fucking bullshit!" The man behind him kicked his ass violently when he heard this, Li Hao couldn't reach it, and was directly kicked to the ground, he was so angry.

"What's going on!" Peng Hai came over at this time and asked about the situation.

The patrolman arched his hand and said, "General, I have found a suspicious person sneaking here. As he spoke, he pointed to Li Hao.

"Who's sneaky!" Li Hao was so angry that he suddenly turned over and stood up, shouting at him: "Look who Lao Tzu is, who Lao Tzu is!" ”

The soldier stared at Li Hao with the faint light, his face changed in fright, and he quickly knelt on the ground: "Lord Li forgives me, the villain doesn't know that it is Lord Li, and if you offend Lord Li, the villain deserves to die." ”

"I'll be caught washing my underwear! Can't you have fun anymore! Li Hao was so angry that his teeth itched, and he really wanted to kick back to relieve his anger, but he was not so stingy, so he could only keep rolling his eyes.

Peng Hai hurriedly helped to intercede: "Your Excellency, forgive us, because we have been in danger many times along the way, so we require them to be extra careful when they are on duty at night, and the safety of our adults is the most important." ”

At this time, many people had gathered around, including Qin Su, Turandot and the Persian sisters, Li Hao didn't have much to say, so he could only wave his hand and say: "That's it, that's it, he is also his duty, I don't care about it, everyone is here, disperse!" ”

When the special forces and the right guards heard this, they dispersed one after another, and each returned to his place, Qin Su stepped forward and asked softly, "Childe, what happened?" ”

"Uh......" Li Hao was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to explain, so he could only say perfunctorily, "It's nothing, I'm sleepwalking." As he spoke, he hid his hands behind his back to prevent the four girls from seeing the panties in his hands.

Turandot's sharp eyes noticed his movements, and he came to him as if he wanted to talk to him, and while he was not paying attention, he suddenly flashed behind him and snatched his underwear from his hand.

"Huh...... What, wet and sticky. After Turandot got the underwear, he felt that this thing was wet and sticky, and it felt very disgusting, so he quickly threw it away, and put his hand on Li Hao to wipe it.

Li Hao looked at the underwear that was thrown on the ground resentfully, and suddenly wanted to whip her, but he could only think about it, and he still pretended to smile lightly: "It's just a rag, a rag, it's naturally dirty." ”

"Sleepwalking with a rag, you're so weird." Turandot put his hand in front of his nose and smelled it, there was no smell, and there was a smell of soap, so he guessed that Li Hao might be washing rags.

As soon as he wanted to speak, Li Hao hurriedly stretched his waist and yawned, and said, "Ah, I'm so sleepy, hurry back and make up for sleep, I have to go on my way tomorrow, you all go back to sleep." After saying that, he fled and left.

The next day, they continued to hurry, at noon, they stopped in a forest at the foot of the mountain to rest, Li Hao just found a tree stump to sit down, Qin Su suddenly came to him, stuffed a thing to Li Hao, Li Hao looked at it, hurriedly put it away quickly, his face was flushed, this was actually the underwear that was thrown away by Turandot last night.

Qin Su also had a pretty face and said, "Childe, why do you like to wear this?" He once went to the sauna and was about to massage Li Hao, and that time he saw Li Hao wearing such underwear, so she was no stranger to this.

Li Hao saw that she was asking, so he could only say cheekily: "This thing, called underwear, is comfortable to wear, much more comfortable than a crotch cloth." ”

Men in the Tang Dynasty wore crotch cloth, and the Japanese people felt that the crotch cloth was a magical thing, and learned it from the Tang Dynasty, and Li Hao also knew that the crotch cloth was originally invented by our ancestors, and it can be regarded as the prototype of underwear, but the crotch cloth is generally too tight, which is not very good for the development of the little brother, so Li Hao refused to wear the crotch cloth, and found cotton cloth to let the tailor make underwear.

After listening to his words, Qin Su nodded very seriously: "Childe can always come up with many strange things, but although the things that Childe comes up with are strange, they are all good things, and I believe that these panties must also be very good." ”

"That's a must." Li Hao suddenly said with a high spirit, "Let me tell you, I have invented so many things so far, and there are only three things that make me most satisfied, the first is toilet paper, which is low in cost, clean and hygienic, and everyone in our house has said that it is good, it is well-known; The second is this panties; The third is toiletries, but toilet paper and underwear are such good things, I don't plan to use them for business, we can use them for our own family, hahaha......"

"Childe......" Qin Su wanted to speak and stopped, his face showing shame.

Li Hao saw that her words were evasive, and her face was shy, and he couldn't help but think a little about it, showing a lewd smile on his face, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Qin Su swallowed and vomited for a long time before he asked with a flushed face: "Childe, can a woman wear underwear?" ”

Li Hao was shocked when he heard this, and he was stunned for a moment and suddenly nodded excitedly: "Yes!" Of course! That's great! ”

Why was he excited, because he thought of the bra through the women's panties, and then thought of something beautiful - bikini, Li Hao's obscenity skills became more and more profound, although Qin Su was standing in front of him in a tight dress, but Qin Su was already wearing a bikini in his mind.

"Childe, why did you get a nosebleed?"