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Laughing endlessly, he replied, "This is the language of England, which means that anything is possible." ”

Uncle Zhang was amazed: "The little old man has never heard of this country called England, and the master can actually speak the language of another country, and his knowledge is really extraordinary." ”

He shook his bald head in a chic manner, and said to Uncle Zhang: "The donor is smiling, the things of the world, the little monk knows, is only eight or nine times out of ten, there is still one or two points of room for effort, how can it be worthy of the word extraordinary." ”

Uncle Zhang sincerely admired: "The little master has such insight and is so humble, he is really a high-ranking monk." Ninety-four, you have to learn more from the little master. ”

"Yes, uncle. The nephew knows. Zhang Shicheng was very sincere.

Uncle Zhang asked: "Dare to ask the little master, where is this English country, and how far is it from our Great Yuan Dynasty?" ”

He tilted his head and thought about it, and replied: "England is on the other side of the world, far from the Great Yuan Dynasty, how can it be a hundred and eight thousand miles." ”

Uncle Zhang hadn't figured out the affairs of England yet, and he couldn't stop saying the word "earth" in his mouth, and he was even more puzzled, so he asked: "Father, please, what kind of country is this earth?" ”

Seeing him understand the "earth" as a country, he laughed dumbly, thinking to himself: the concept of "the sky is round and the place is round" in the worldview of the ancients is dominant, and they do not know that the earth is actually a sphere, let alone the concept of the earth. Ignorant ancients, let the wisdom of your buddies shine and lead you to a bright future.

"The donor misunderstood, this earth is not a country." He also had the intention of being pretentious, so he clenched his fist to represent the earth and gave his uncle and nephew popular science: "Let's put it this way, the earth under our feet is like my fist, but it is actually a round ball, so it is called the earth." If the Great Yuan Dynasty is in the heart of the fist, then the English is on the back of the fist. The earth revolves around the sun, hence the rising and setting of the sun, the full moon and the absence of the moon, the change of day and night, and the change of seasons. ”

Zhang's uncle and nephew were dumbfounded when they heard it: Although the little master didn't say much, it was too unbelievable, the earth was round! Will it turn? Do we live on a ball? How can it be?

The two looked down at their feet, then looked up at the sky, and then looked at their fists, looking at each other, they really couldn't understand it, and they couldn't figure out what was in the monk's mouth.

If others said that, the uncle and nephew would definitely think it was crazy and crazy. But the person who spoke was a "little monk" with "great powers", but he was also conclusive and thoughtful, and he didn't look like he was deceiving people at all.

Zhang Shicheng thoroughly implemented the spiritual program of "learning from the monk comrades", and humbly asked for advice: "What the little master said is too magical, this earth is obviously flat, but how can it be... What about a ball? ”

He shook his fist and asked, "Don't understand?" ”

Zhang's uncle and nephew shook their heads in unison.

He asked again, "Want to know?" ”

Zhang's uncle and nephew nodded in unison.

The endless two hands brushed the bald head, as if they could carry the invisible hair on the bald head behind their heads, and the whole thing was a look of complacency, tireless teaching, and the villain's ambition.

"This earth—" He finally opened his mouth, but suddenly he was dumbfounded, like a bald fish that had been held by someone and struggled weakly, with its mouth open and staring at two dead fish eyes, but unable to speak.

Because he suddenly realized that in the knowledge system of modern people, the concept of "earth" and related knowledge have been accepted as a matter of course, but no one has given a reasonable and credible explanation for why he is a sphere, not a brick-shaped, or an egg-shaped, or perhaps impossible to explain at all, because there are too many mysteries in this universe that cannot be solved, including some things that he has just knew.

Zhang's uncle and nephew stretched their necks, and their eyes were so enthusiastic about curiosity.

After rolling his eyes, he thought of a bad idea, stumbled and continued: "This England is an island country in the west, and the people there are ......."

Zhang Shicheng didn't answer the question of the earth endlessly, thinking that he had forgotten, so he reminded: "Little Master, the earth is not finished yet. ”

"Ahh Right... Earth...."Hearing Zhang Shicheng's words, he almost bit his tongue, and scolded Zhang Shicheng in his heart for being troublesome: Your sister! As far as your memory is concerned, you have a good memory!

Since I didn't get mixed up, I had to bite the bullet, and I couldn't stop thinking: Damn, nonsense! Anyway, the ancients didn't understand science, why is it a ball, I can't answer it! Well,!

But his mouth opened and closed several times, but he didn't know what to say: My day, the egg of the earth, how to pull it? Is it to be explained by black holes, the Big Bang? I don't understand it myself! Where to start with this nonsense? This is pretending to be cowardly and embarrassing! Damn broken mouth, you love to be soy! How did this end?

When it was difficult to ride a tiger, Uncle Zhang suddenly answered: "Little Master doesn't want to reveal it, is it that the heavenly machine is involved at this time?" ”

endlessly, his eyes lit up, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, and he almost knelt down for the old man excitedly: yes! Heavenly machine! Heavenly machine! I have vast supernatural powers and know the heavens, such a good reason, I didn't even think of it, it's stupider than a pig!

"Exactly! Exactly! The little monk was careless for a while, and almost leaked the heavenly opportunity again, but fortunately, the donor reminded him, otherwise he would not be able to escape God's punishment. Ha ha... Haha..."

He laughed dryly twice, to hide his embarrassment, but he was a little proud of stepping on shit luck.

Uncle Zhang nodded, looking like he had really guessed it. He had also heard the saying that "if you leak too much heavenly opportunity, you will be punished by heaven", and when he saw that his nephew almost harmed the little master, he said to his nephew seriously: "Ninety-fourth, it is good to study with an open mind, but you can't ask questions at will." The little master has all the heavenly secrets, and if it leaks out because of you, wouldn't it harm his cultivation! ”

Zhang Shicheng only said that he once heard from the people in the village that the blind man in the big tree and broken temple at the entrance of the village was blind because he gave people fortune telling and leaked too many heavenly secrets. However, as for his recklessness, he was not worried that it would affect his endless cultivation, but that he was worried that he would be angry with himself for revealing the secret of heaven. If that's the case, if you want to extract any, even a little bit of "heavenly opportunity" from the monk's mouth, I'm afraid there is no chance.

Zhang Shicheng hurriedly apologized to Bu Xiu: "Little master, forgive me, the villain was reckless for a while, and almost harmed the master's cultivation." Sin deserves death. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, the donor didn't mean it. Ha ha... Haha..."Seeing Zhang Shicheng's sincere and frightened appearance, he laughed dryly twice.

Zhang Shicheng heard the little monk's calm tone, his heart was a little calm, and he hurriedly diverted the topic: "Little master can really use saltpeter to conjure ice?" ”

Constantly feigning anger, like a stubborn child, he showed a gambling appearance in the face of other people's doubts, and asked him: "Hey, don't believe me?" Is the little monk like the kind of braggart person? ”