Chapter 83: "How Good is Longyang?"
Li Er found that he couldn't mention Liu Xu, as long as he mentioned it, this guy could always make his feet itch and go crazy? It's really crazy!
"Call him out, and I will cure him!"
Li Er gritted his teeth, Feng Ang finally came from Lingnan, and he was still waiting for you to show off as a bastard, plus scare him, you are good, you have won a knighthood, and you haven't seen a figure all day, now I ask, okay, you are crazy, then I make you even more crazy!
It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, when Liu Xu shrugged his head and came to Li Er, he almost scared Li Er.
"Liu Xu, I ask you, what kind of dress are you? Hmph, it's very comparable to the iron-eating beast that Feng Aiqing offered! ”
Iron-Eater? Oh, it's a panda. Almost, this dark circle can be directly smoked. Aiming at Li Er, Liu Xu felt aggrieved, "howling and crying", Your Majesty, the minister is wronged!
Li Er was so frightened that he retreated, and he was extremely disgusted with Liu Xu's current "sloppy" appearance, and shook his fan a few times, so angry that he couldn't do it.
"Wronged, okay, you can tell me, if you don't tell me the reason today, you won't be able to escape this board of mine!"
Angry, quite angry, embarrassed, quite embarrassed, looking at Feng An's face, Li Er felt that Liu Xu, the bastard, was going to lose his face, and this guy should be locked up in Dali Temple!
Board? Liu Xu was taken aback, he was already aggrieved enough, and he was still playing the board, could he live anymore? "howling and crying" again, he had to pounce on Li Er's feet, and was kicked away by Li Eryi.
"Your Majesty, the people in Chang'an City have wronged Weichen, saying Weichen, saying that Weichen is as good as Longyang!"
Li Er almost bit off his tongue in one bite, and the ministers leaned forward and backward with laughter, their faces were dark, their faces were so black that they were to the bottom of the pot, looking at Liu Xu and looking at him innocently, Li Er hit him as soon as he folded his fan.
"Tell me well, who is chewing the root of the tongue, the dignified marquis, is it so casually discussed, Wei Zheng, tell me, what the hell is going on!"
Wei Zheng is the imperial history, and the supervisor is clear and clear, and when he heard Li Er's question, he made a straight face and walked out of the queue.
"Your Majesty, it's just a misunderstanding, the daughter of the former Duke of Yingguo, Wu Jue, was born heroic, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and likes men's clothes, walking on the street, and a handsome son, therefore, the Hou Mansion hides a good son, which is no secret on Chang'an Street."
Li Er frowned, that's all? Wei Zheng smiled and bowed again.
"The king of Han returned to Beijing, close to the prince, visited the prince in the East Palace, and brought too often music people to dance to cheer up, it is also a coincidence, this woman is also a heroic spirit, beautiful appearance, good at singing and dancing, singing Yueyang Hou Liu Xu's new lyrics and songs, the name is called to break the array, this female chant, sonorous and powerful, do not lose the man, the prince praises, and often invites him to come over, but also for the man to dress up, so that the wind and the wind played, said that the prince and Yueyang Hou are good**, the prince's left concubine Yu Zhining made a strategy, and called the Taichang Le person who was worthy of the heart, sent to Liu Hou, in other words, Brother Zhi is so good, he deliberately chose it. Hehe, from now on, in this Chang'an City, there has been a 'good story' from Liu Hou Hao** and Prince Ya. ”
Li Er almost squirted out a mouthful of water, this kick couldn't get out, and then looked at Liu Xu with a sigh in his mouth, pitiful, ouch, look at this pitiful look, no wonder you are going crazy, come on, Feng Aiqing brought good medicinal materials from Lingnan, all sent some to Liu Xu's mansion, Liu Xu, what about me, just as if I didn't hear anything, these nonsense things, don't mention it, don't mention it, you have to pay attention to it in the future, you know, as my courtier, the Marquis of Yueyang of the Tang Dynasty, self-discipline is the first, such a joke can no longer be passed on, Xuancheng, you also go and talk to those people in Qingyi, don't mess around!
Li Er walked away with his hands behind his back, and bowed his head to Li Chengqian, who was bowing on the side, it was very appreciative, this hand was playing beautifully, and then looked at Liu Xu, shook his head again, and said like Li Ying next to him, looking at Yueyang Hou, don't be really crazy.
It's sad, it's so hurtful, it's wronged, it's really wronged. Looking at Li Chengqian's smug look, Liu Xu couldn't wait to slap his size 36 shoes on his size 38 face!
Li Ying stayed, of course, not to look at Liu Xu, Li Er was going to set up the banquet in the Changkong Academy, this was an unprecedented time, the chef must be Liu Xu, this is Li Er's original words. The ingredients are ready, and when I look at it, I pouted and despised it, stingy, what about the bear's paws, what about the tiger meat, not even an abalone and sea cucumber, and I am embarrassed to call it a royal dish, what do you do with a whole table of pumpkins and sweet potatoes, and I am not afraid of farting after eating a group of people?
The child's mouth can't be controlled, the beef jerky sells very well, but the family eats more, this aristocratic snack that is so popular in Chang'an, Xiaoya, Xiaowu and Moyi can eat a pack a day. There is no obstacle in the academy, and whoever dares to say that women can't enter the academy, Xiao Wu will instigate Xiaoya to let the dog scare him.
The nose is spiritual, and the aroma in the kitchen wafts out, and the three of them appear at the door together, looking curiously, and when they saw Liu Xu, they jumped in happily, Li Ying hurriedly retreated, Xiaoya, this aunt, no one in the palace can afford to provoke.
"Brother, Xiao Wu just dismantled Brother Qingque's tricycle."
Xiaoya was in a hurry to complain, because Liu Xu saw the three people's hair scattered, and their faces were a little dark.
"His broken wheels are so thick that he can't step on them."
Xiao Wu explained casually, Liu Xu was satisfied, in fact, he was more satisfied if he didn't explain, there is a saying, I can't beat you, and I can't clean up your son, this is the truth.
"Li Tai has been making a large kite recently, and he said that he is going to put people in the sky to see, I think he wants to show off in front of that Feng An."
Xiao Wu is picky, the crabs in autumn are very fat, take a small spoon and dig to eat, that is the most enjoyable. muttered in his mouth, but kept in his hands, seeing that he had eaten three, Liu Xu had to eat again, this is a cold thing.
"The autumn wind is not milder than the spring breeze, it explodes, it can directly dismantle the kite, you go and tell him, dare to test on a living person, I will burn his book! I am also responsible for building all the flower beds in the college! ”
Xiao Wu put his watch and knew that the crab couldn't be eaten, and the beef jerky was eaten a little too much, looking at the golden fries, his hand consciously stretched over, took a bite, and then stopped.
"The information by Dongting Lake is almost sorted out, I found that it is indeed not a good place, the government does not act, no wonder they, the mountains and rivers are eighteen villages, bandits are rampant, plus mosquitoes, beasts, and even, even Jiaolong, compared with the prosperous land of Yuhang, it is too bad."