"Yes, you are a god." The old fox pointed at me.

"What the hell?" I'm baffled.

"Look back." The old fox snorted.

We looked back, and the recruits were all dejected, huddled together cowering like frightened sheep.

We have people, but we don't know how to fight, and it is no exaggeration to say that these 50 officers and soldiers of Cao Tong can clean up more than 2,000 honest peasants.

"Hammer, let them carry Lao Tzu's box over." The old fox grabbed a stone and threw it at the hammer.

Dogs and humans apply to every individual, and so does the hammer.

"There is an order to bring the box to me!" With a hammer stuck at his waist, he stood on a piece of bluestone.

"Yes, hammer. It's just that this 'me' is not majestic enough, and next time I'll call Lao Tzu. The old fox looked at the hammer with satisfaction.

The hammer touched his head embarrassedly and smirked: "Uh-huh, uh-huh."

Then the porters brought the box over, and the old fox waved his hand. The porter threw down the box and squeezed back into the flock.

The old fox opened the box, and the golden light was dazzling. A box of gold.

Gold is impure and has a lot of impurities. This is due to the smelting technology of the time. But it's enough to make our eyes shine.

I stared at the gold: "You got so much gold from the old immortal?"

"With a fart soldier, let's divide the gold and break up." Mao said unrealistic things.

"Fish, Eagle City." The old fox rubbed his hands.

"No, isn't all the money you make for Taishou?" I asked.

The old fox looked at me with hatred: "I don't know how to be a cat."

He's been preparing. Ever since we stepped into Eagle City, the old fox has been preparing for today.

And we're all messing around, and the old fox has been preparing. He made false accounts and embezzled the gold.

We have a salary, and that's the most important thing. We were ecstatic, the old fox always brought us unexpected surprises when we were in a desperate situation.

He didn't touch the gold, but took out a small porcelain vase from the box and closed it.

The little porcelain vase had a fuse on it, and the old fox took out a fire fold and lit the fuse and threw it under my feet.

The old fox stood up: "We must give them a faith, from now on." Butcher, you are a god descending to earth, you have to pay attention to your image. So saying, the old fox knelt down for me.

Maverick and not doing things according to common sense, we have long been accustomed to the neurotic behavior of the old fox.

But sometimes he surprises us, like now he's kneeling in front of me.

When the old fox saw the surprised monkeys, he beckoned: "Kneel, fuck you all kneel down for me."

The monkeys hesitated, and no one wanted to kneel down to the butcher. He'd mentioned it countless times since he drank his urine last time. If you kneel for him this time, I don't know how much ridicule he will receive in the future. That's what these people think right now.

I didn't mean to make fun of any of them, I just thought it was too bizarre.

"Get on your knees!" The old fox shouted, and everyone's eyes were drawn to it.

So the monkeys had to kneel down, and the lead burned under my feet.

"Bang!" Smoke billowed from the soles of my feet, and I could smell the smell of sulfur inside.

Everyone was stupefied, and the sheep was doubly frightened. They desperately huddled together, as if they were the only way to be safe.

Even the officers and soldiers who escorted them were stunned, who had ever seen such a thing in this relatively backward and ignorant era.

"The gods have descended to earth!" The old fox knelt down and bowed to the ground.

The monkeys hesitated and bowed down.

I was stunned.

The sheep woke up immediately, and they rushed to the ground and began to bow to me, and the crowd was 'buzzing'.

"O immortals, no gods."

"It's amazing, the gods have descended to earth."

"God bless."

I, Xiao Ming. For the third time, he followed this old fox who was executed a hundred times to the Three Kingdoms, to be precise, at the end of the Han Dynasty, and became a god worshiped by everyone.

I don't know where the old fox got the sulphur saltpeter or something, maybe he got it himself. Anyway, now they all think of me as a god and come down to worship me.

"What the fuck do you say." The old fox knelt down and raised his head and whispered.

So I began to pretend: "I am the White Dragon under the Jade Emperor's throne. I am entrusted by Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang to get rid of the traitorous ministers and revive my Han heroism! ”

The sheep don't understand, they only know that I am a real dragon, and they don't know who they want to get rid of.

Some of the officers and soldiers of the escort could understand, so they looked at each other.

The old fox stood up, and he shouted in a loud voice: "This is the White Dragon God descending to earth, and he said that the emperor is being held hostage by traitorous ministers. The princes everywhere did not obey the edict of the Son of Heaven. As long as we all follow the White Dragon God, we will have endless food to eat and endless money to spend. ”

"Buzz!" With a bang, the crowd exploded again.

In this famine and war-torn era, it is every sheep's dream to eat and drink, and the money that cannot be spent is an unimaginable luxury.

There were always a few who were bold, so a few stood up and knelt on the ground: "We all listen to the White Dragon God, and we will do whatever the White Dragon God tells us to do."

No one objected, and the officers and men of the escort were convinced. A few skeptical ones were also unsure for the time being, so everyone agreed.

"The dragon god ordered me to be a military advisor, and you are all soldiers of the dragon god now. The dragon god has an order: Cao Cao is bad to my Han Dynasty, and we will fight against Cao thief for the alliance here. "The old fox was impassioned.

It's not so easy this time, anti-Cao Cao. No one dared to respond.

"Why, do you want to help the abuse, and don't obey the orders of the White Dragon God? Anyone who does not listen to the orders of the White Dragon God will be punished by heaven! ”

The sheep immediately panicked, and they bowed down again to show their loyalty.

Xiaojuan and the others also knelt in it, they weren't sure if I was really the White Dragon God.

"Unboxing!" The old fox kicked down the box of gold with a kick, and the yellow and shiny gold scattered all over the ground.

People die for money, birds die for food, "Boom! At the sound of a bang, people's eyes widened like brass bells.

At this time, he needed to fan, so the old fox fanned: "Follow the white dragon god, these are all yours." We have to follow the White Dragon God, grab money, grain, and land. ”

The old fox gave the monkey a look, and the monkey immediately understood: "Grab money, grab food, grab land."

The enthusiasm of the sheep was quickly ignited, and they raised their fists: "Grab money, grab food, grab land."

The officers and soldiers of the entourage also hesitantly raised their arms and shouted.

In extraordinary times, extraordinary methods are used, and the trick used by the old fox is probably the most suitable in this situation.

So we continued on our way, and no one asked us where we were going or what we needed to do. Their thinking is that it is always right to listen to the White Dragon God anyway.

Old Fox, the self-proclaimed kobold military advisor, now acts as a propagandist, desperately agitating the sheep in the crowd on how to pledge their allegiance to the White Dragon God.

We're going to conquer the city, relying on this flock of sheep, who are still quite scrappy.