Chapter 341: See the True Chapter Under the Fists and Feet
When the mountain god land knew how loyal the stone demon was to protect the lord back then, it was ten thousand hearts and minds, thinking that they had misunderstood people just now, and now they have to explain it well, otherwise if it spreads, outsiders will say that they are careful.
"So that's the case, it seems that Brother Shi still has us in his heart, come, have a farewell hug with the eldest brother, you will go to the sky in one step in the future, don't forget to come and see our two old guys when the time comes, by the way, on the day of the Queen Mother's birthday, you remember to give us the leftover peach hu to open our eyes, we two old guys are not blessed to eat a sumptuous peach banquet in this life, only count on you, brother." After the mountain god finished speaking, he hugged the stone demon, and told the pain of parting with snot and tears.
It's exaggerated, it's the pain of separation, but fortunately, the mountain god's scene is realistic and tasteful enough, and it actually moved the stone demon, looking at the mountain god's sad crying, the stone demon kept comforting him, for fear that the land would also be provoked, or the two old guys had snots at the same time, he couldn't persuade him.
"Okay, okay, good, how can my little stone be an ungrateful person, when my master is qualified to board the peach feast, I will definitely bring the peach beard down to the two brothers, you can rest assured." The stone demon patted the mountain god who couldn't stop crying, and comforted the land where he pinched his fingers and wept.
I really didn't expect them to be so weak and vulnerable, the stone demon shook his head and urged: "Brother Land, how are you doing with your fingers?" ”
Hearing the stone demon's question, the land sobbed and said, "Ao, it'll be fine right away." I was sad just now, and I didn't figure out anything. Don't recruit me again now, let me quiet down and do the math. ”
"Cut. Whoever recruited you, the spell is not fine, but it blames others. "The mountain god criticizes the land very facelessly.
"Okay, then you count, the light will stand aside and say cool things." The land fought back.
"Okay, let's make a bet, whoever calculates it first will be the big brother in the future. The other party must unconditionally obey the orders of the eldest brother, not only to wash the dishes after eating, but also to let the eldest brother drink water first. The mountain god made a slightly mischievous bet.
"Okay, that's it." After the land was finished, the two entered the realm of selflessness, and took out a qiē supernatural power to start the game, just to bet on that little nonsense, it was simply childish.
The two of them were so excited that it didn't take long to hear the land shouting: "It's calculated." Figured it out, I'm the first, Oye! ”
At this moment, the mountain god smiled slightly, and said to the stone demon: "Then the king is halfway up the mountain thirty miles away from here. Just walk all the way to the east and you'll find it. ”
After speaking, the corners of the mountain god's mouth rose. smiled and posed scissor hands, and said proudly: "I will be the boss in the future." Old-fashioned, you have to count when you talk. Don't cheat! ”
The land had a black face, blamed the mountain god, and said, "You are cheating, obviously I calculated it first." ”
"You calculated it first, there is a fart, I said the result first, let's bet on the result, not the process, you understand?" The mountain god said very funny.
"You bastard, I've lived for so long, and it's the first time I've seen such a shameless person." The land scolded angrily.
"What, you scolded me for being shameless, I've lived so old, and I've never seen such an unreasonable person." The mountain god also roared angrily.
"What are you talking about, obviously you didn't pay attention, you are still so reasonable." The land shouted even more loudly.
Seeing that the more noisy they became, the stone demon hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, the two brothers are their own brothers, why quarrel over this trivial matter!" ”
The words of the stone demon were like a breeze blowing on the hills, and they did not play a role in persuasion, and when the two of them heard that this was a trivial matter, the anger was even greater.
Mountain God: "Did you hear that?" Even the little stone brothers said that this is a trivial matter, why do you say that you are so old and confused? ”
Land: "Yes, it's a trivial matter, you are not too young, why are you still arguing with me like this for trivial matters?" ”
"What, you said you were Lao Tzu, you see that you are impatient and underwhelmed, right?"
"Okay, let's talk nonsense, let's see the real chapter under our fists and feet."
After speaking, the two earth immortals started the fight, and the stone demon was originally going to step forward to dissuade him, but he was pushed out by the two earth immortals, and the stone demon had no choice but to return in a huff.
"Let's go, master, let the two old guys fight, there's nothing to do with us here." The stone demon walked in front of Xiantu and said helplessly.
Xiantu looked at the two earth immortals who were fighting over there, and said with disdain: "What is this like, you are still respected earth immortals, and you don't have the slightest immortal appearance, which is really a shame for the fairy world." ”
After speaking, he asked the stone demon again, "Is the road question out?" ”
"I asked, Wang Yuanwai appeared on the mountainside thirty miles away, and he could find it by walking all the way to the east." The stone demon replied politely.
Hearing the stone demon say this, Wang Gongzi hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Is my father really on the mountainside thirty miles away?" ”
The stone demon looked at Wang Gongzi, shook his neck and turned into a super large male lion, seeing this, Wang Gongzi almost fainted in fright, if it wasn't for Xiantu standing on the side, it is estimated that he would have fainted to the ground at this time.
"Let's go, it's not too early, let's not delay any longer." After the first picture was finished, he rode onto the lion's back.
Wang Gongzi hesitated, Xiantu didn't pay attention to it, and just dropped a sentence: "If you don't want to go, don't go, let's watch the gods fight here, it's very interesting." ”
After saying that, he was about to ride the male lion forward, and when Wang Gongzi saw that Xiantu ignored him, he hurriedly stepped forward to grab the lion's tail, but was frightened by the lion's roar and sat down on the ground.
"Brother Xue, you can't leave me alone, I don't know the way home!" Wang Gongzi shouted.
The male lion stopped under Xiantu's order, only to hear Xiantu say: "If you don't know the way, don't you hurry up and follow, do you want to stay here and feed the wolves?" ”
"But it's, it's not fierce at all, as soon as I see it, I will tremble all over, and I don't dare to take half a step forward." Wang Gongzi walked over as he spoke, still looking timid.
Xiantu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said helplessly: "Then you can do whatever it takes, anyway, my mount looks like this, if you are afraid, you can find a way to go home by yourself." ”
"Don't, don't," Before he could finish speaking, Wang Gongzi ran over, but the lion was so tall that he couldn't climb on the lion's back.
Seeing this, Xiantu smiled, stretched out his hand to Wang Gongzi and said, "Come, hold my brother's hand." (To be continued......)
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