White horses are not horses

In the welcome pavilion, Li Si and Fu Nian sat first, "Mr. Fu Nian, the little sage Zhuang is a Confucian sect in the world, and everyone in the world admires it!" ”

Fu Nian clenched his fists, "That's the politeness of the people in the world, it's just a scholar here!" ”

"Hehehe!" Gongsun Linglong got up, "The little woman has heard of the land of Qilu for a long time, there are many heroes, knowledgeable, eloquent, Songhai Confucianism is the best in the world, I am thousands of miles away, I came to ask for advice, I don't know what Confucianism wants?" ”

Zhang Liang and Yan Lu made eye contact, "Are you here!" ”

Fu Nian was tepid and angry, Li Si smiled slightly, "I am a well-educated person, and I think it is very suitable for academic consultation in Xiaoshengxian Village!" ”

Fu Nian could hear Li Si's echo, so he nodded, "Then please advise!" ”

In two games in a row, Gongsun Linglong won the first place, and his face was full of pride, "Ouch, is this the only way to learn Confucianism, I'm a little embarrassed about the little girl!" ”

A trace of anger flashed in Fu Nian's eyes, Yan Lu looked at Zhang Liang, who gave him a reassuring look, "Mr. Gongsun, next our Confucian sect's youngest and smartest Ziming will fight!" ”

Fu Nian was stunned, we Confucians have this character???

"Hehehe, Mr. Zhang San might as well go into battle in person, the little woman must do her best to satisfy Mr.!" As he spoke, he twisted his plump body and threw a wink at Zhang Liang.

"Hehe, Mr. Gongsun raises love, our disciple will definitely ensure that you are satisfied, you will come tomorrow!"

Tianming baby stretched his waist, "Why am I again, every time I encounter such an easy opponent, you push it to me, it's not challenging at all!" He tilted his head disdainfully.

"I've wronged you, I'll find a master for you next time!"

"Okay!" Mingbao shrugged his shoulders and sat opposite Gongsun Linglong, "They all say that I study the least, and every time I meet a weak opponent, they send me out, you must be the worst one among you!" ”

Gongsun Linglong had a belly of fire since she listened to the conversation between Zhang Liang and Tianming just now, and when she heard Tianming's teasing, she immediately exploded, "You wait for me!" ”

Tianming waited for a long time, but there was no movement, and he opened his mouth, "This fat aunt, please ask the question!" ”

Stinky boy, let you see how powerful my grandson Linglong is, "This brother, how about we still use white horses and non-horses?" ”

"White horse? Oh, you mean the horse over there, right? Tianming pointed to the white horse on the side, who was handsome and white, and had no hair at all.

Gongsun Linglong smiled at the corner of her mouth, "Horse, where did the horse come from, stepping on the snow is clearly a white horse, how can it be said to be a horse?" ”

"Oh, I think you have a point, Fat Auntie?"

"......" Gongsun Linglong seemed to endure to the extreme, "Don't call people fat!" ”

"Uh...... All right! ”

"Hehehe, what this brother said is very right, stepping on snow is a white horse and not a horse." As soon as he finished speaking, Tianming on the other side didn't know when he came to look behind the white horse's buttocks.

"What are you going to do?" Gongsun Linglong scolded, so frightened that Tianming hurriedly withdrew his hand that was about to touch the white horse, "I have never seen such a beautiful horse?" ”

"Brother, you're wrong again, you should say that you've never seen such a beautiful white horse!"

Tianming looked like I understood: "Oh, yes, but this white horse is really good-looking." As soon as these words came out, the Confucian disciples shook their heads one after another, where did the third master come from, he was really stupid!!

Gongsun Linglong looked at the stupid Tianming with a beautiful heart, and the stinky boy stupidly fell for my plan! "You're right, this is a family heirloom of our Gongsun family, precious!"

"Heirloom!" Tianming raised his eyebrows, and didn't pay attention to the explanation of Aunt Gongsun Fat to the white horse, but thought about how to get this horse in his hands. "Hey, hey, there!"

The fat aunt said as she ...... I saw that the originally obedient and well-behaved white horse stepped on the snow and suddenly jumped up and galloped away. The fat aunt immediately shouted "My horse!! ”

Feeling the fat aunt's cannibalistic anger, Tianming laughed dryly, "That fat aunt, I'll go find it for you!" ”

"Stinky boy, don't talk about other people's side, whether it's a white horse or a black horse, it's a family heirloom!" The words were already out, and Gongsun Linglong realized that she had fallen into a trap.

"Hehe, what can Brother Tai do to help me find my family heirloom?"

"Oh, don't worry, you're waiting for me!" Tianming patted his chest and walked out.

After a while, Tianming and Shaoyu walked up with a black horse, attracting everyone's sideways.

Tianming smiled: "I've already helped you get your heirloom back!" ”

Gongsun Linglong was about to collapse, "What, you ..... ridiculous, my snow treading is a white horse, and you, this is clearly a black and thin old horse, but you want to lie to me that this is snow treading, it's too ridiculous!" ”

Tianming baby was not happy, and both of them clenched tightly, "What a black and thin old horse, this is our family's heirloom, passed down for more than 500 generations, just this one, called stepping people!" ”

"Here, from today onwards, he will be your family's heirloom!" Tianming said and handed the reins in his hand to the fat aunt.

"You...... It's just nonsense, I'm not blind, I can't see this white horse and black horse? ”

"Oh!" Tianming looked very knowledgeable, "It's really strange, according to your Gongsun family, isn't this just stepping on snow?"

"You talk nonsense!" Gongsun Linglong looks like a cannibal.

"Well, listen, according to you, this horse is not equal to a white horse, so a white horse is not equal to a horse!"

"Yes and what!"

"Hehe, that's right, you see that this stepping blood is your family's heirloom, and this stepping person is our family's heirloom, that is to say, stepping on snow is equal to a family heirloom, stepping on people is also equal to a family heirloom, and stepping on a family heirloom is equal to a family heirloom, so stepping on snow is equal to stepping on people!" Tianming glanced at Zhang Liang triumphantly, and the latter smiled slightly.

"How? The three of you look stupid! Rufeng looked at the three people who were already stunned and snapped his fingers.

"Ugh!" Gai Nie reacted, "I didn't expect Tianming to be so wise, it's really a rapid progress!" ”

Wei Zhuang, Han Fei also had the same idea, Rufeng was a thief and smiled, "The Gongsun family can only talk about it, it can basically be said to be wasted, the white horse is not a horse out of nothing, and Tianming innocence will not think too much like a Confucian disciple, so he used the simplest method of waiting for things to defeat the fat aunt!" ”

Gai Nie nodded understandingly, "This is called making the best of people's talents, right!" ”