This is how we entered Eagle City County, a group of guys dressed in tattered clothes and peasants. pretended to be a court official and swaggered into the county seat.

"Old thing, where are we going now?" I'm still angry about what I just called Xiao Tu.

"Okay, then you are allowed to call them monkeys, Da Lang, and we are not allowed to call you Xiao Tu? Oh, you gave me a nickname, old fox. Do I look like a fox? ”

He asked about the hammer, and the hammer nodded nod, and it was not the nod.

"yes, you're a butcher."

"Calm down, you call the butcher quite nice."

"What, a deflated calf, just a butcher."

……

I had to recognize the nickname of butcher, what if I didn't recognize it, these kings grilled eggs.

Me: "I say, old thing. Where are we going? Look in your pocket, buy a chicken at most. As far as our gang is concerned, I'm afraid that we won't have enough to eat. ”

The old fox strolled leisurely: "Where are you going?" Too guarded, looking for the county too guarded. ”

"Empty-handed?" Ah Mao touched dozens of copper plates in his pocket.

"With your little money, buy a chicken and give it to Taishou. It's a bad guy who is too guarded, although it's a county guard. Do you expect to meet people with a chicken? I scoffed.

The old fox's eyes glared: "What kind of things to bring, Lao Tzu went to Taishou Mansion to give him face." Isn't it, hammer? ”

The hammer doesn't do things through the brain, and he can't think of a reason with his brain capacity.

So the hammer nodded busily: "Uh-huh, uh-huh." Play yes, play yes. ”

"Pretending to be this trick again? Don't take us with you when you die, and don't take everyone for fools. I reminded him.

The old fox ignored me, and he stopped a passerby: "How to go to Taishoufu?"

"Go straight ahead and turn left and see two big stone lions. You call it shouldn't, just chase it and it won't leave. Look at your dress, if you come to complain, go back as soon as possible. After saying that, passerby A flicked his sleeves and left.

"Hey, I'll go. This guy's analogy is really unique. "The master is in the folk, and this stone lion parable is the first time I heard it.

……

Although this Taishou Mansion is not as good as Cao's Mansion, it also has quite a style, carved beams and painted buildings, and the stone lion at the door is mighty and majestic. Four janitors stood guard at the door.

"Yo, it's a little grand. Go, get in. "The old fox beckoned us to break in.

"What people!" When the official saw that our croppers were dressed, they immediately blocked the way.

"What, this is Lord Ye of our family, tell you that your family is too guarded. My lords want to see him. "The monkey is a dog.

"Yo, where did the hillbilly come from. Dare to see us too guarded. and do not pee on their own virtues. "The official difference is doubled.

The monkey was deflated, so he had to look at the old fox for help.

The old fox began to pretend to be a calf again: "We are from the capital, and we ask to see your family Taishou." Please let me know. ”

The official looked at each other: "I don't care if you are from the capital or where you are from, do you have an official document?"

"This, no. However, you met your family Taishou. I'll make it clear to him, of course. "The old fox is not good this time.

"I'll see you when you say you'll see you, I'll tell you. Don't say that you are from the capital, even if you are a relative of the emperor and want to see my family, my family may not be willing to see me. Look at your hillbilly virtue, get out of the way as soon as possible, or don't blame me for being unkind! "The official began to play prestige.

I laughed in my heart, I wanted to see what the old fox would do.

The old fox still wanted to pull it again: "What a big breath, do you know ......"

'Whoa! The official drew a big knife: "You poor ghost hillbillies, if you dare to ramble here, Lao Tzu will arrest you all!"

The rest of the officials came over.

The old fox is not good now, and the head snake of the land will ignore you at all. It's very clear. Don't say you're not bullshit, even if you are a Beijing official or a relative of the emperor, don't think about it if you don't have official documents.

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, Xiaojuan and they are already scared stupid. Daring to make trouble in front of the county guard is pure death.

We had no choice but to walk away, and the old fox hung his head like a defeated rooster.

The ridicule of the official came from behind: "Where did you come from?"

"A hillbilly who has never seen the world."

"Hahaha......"

We turned the street and gathered around the corner.

"Pretend, you continue to pretend. I told you, don't die, don't die. Don't take people for fools, you think you're smart. I glared at the old fox.

We were a little frustrated, we dreamed of recruiting troops and building a powerful empire, and reality slapped us hard.

"We're done with the calves, what are we supposed to do?" The monkey looked at me.

I slammed back: "Look what I'm doing, where do I know." Ask the old thing, he brought us here, and he said he would get the money. "I put the blame on the old fox.

The old fox scratched his head: "Think of another way to make money."

……

A month later,

"Come and see, come and see. It's a lottery, a big prize. All you need is a copper plate, and if you draw it, you will get a cow. An old man held a large horn made of cowhide and shouted vigorously.

It was crowded and this square was packed with people. They all have dreams of making a fortune.

"I was drawn. Wow, a cow, a cow. A person in the crowd held up the medal in his hand as if he was bleeding, his muscles were exposed, and his blood was surging.

"I'll catch one."

"I'll catch it too."

"And me."

The crowd doubled as they scrambled to grab the jackpot that was said to win a cow.

It was a few girls who received the money, and they were enthusiastic and busy.

I know all these girls, they are Ye Xianxian, Xiaojuan, Xiaodrunk, Weiwei, Meizi, Dalanzi Xiaolanzi.

I know the guy who drew a cow, monkey.

It was the old fox who was shouting with a cowhide trumpet.

That's right, we're doing a lottery now. There was a pile of wooden cards in the chest, and the wooden cards were pasted with paste.

After uncovering it, you will know if you have won the lottery or not.

The rules for the award are simple, considering that most of the people who win the prize are illiterate. We set it with circles and triangles, five stars, rectangles, squares.

If you draw a circle, you get a cow, if it's a triangle you get a sheep, if it's a five-star you get a chicken, if it's a rectangle you can do it again, and if it's a square, you don't have a prize.

That's right, don't even think about circles. Someone will be in the meeting from time to time, but it will never be you.

The people in the circle are all me, monkeys, Ah Mao, Wu Dalang, Ximen Qing and the like.

We can't all be on our own, and occasionally let them be sheep, chickens, or something. The winners were elated, and then there was a wave of envy from the crowd.

That's right, we're. When the enthusiasm of the crowd was a little depressed, one of us would hold the medal high like chicken blood, and Fan Jin said, "Hey, okay." I hit. ”

Then the enthusiasm of the masses was quickly ignited again, and the crowd gathered again, and people continued to scramble to buy it.

Xiaojuan is drunk and they are very busy, and we have a lot of income.

This kind of thing can't be used in one place all the time, and if you do too much in one place, it's just one cow among these guys. There will always be people who will suspect that we have made a fortune.