[160] The tragic story of the stallion
Of course, Ma Xiaoquan understood what Diao Chan meant, but now that he looks like this, he really wants to eat it but can't eat it.
"Hey!" Ma Xiaoquan sighed helplessly, "Okay, then the cicada will accompany the prime minister tonight, right?" ”
Once upon a time, Ling'er told Diao Chan and others about his deeds of accompanying Xianggong at night, and Ling'er said at the time: "Xianggong let me see his divine soldiers."
What is Ma Xiaoquan's "divine soldier"? Diao Chan and the others already knew about it from Ling'er's mouth.
It's just that you know what you know, and it's another thing to see whether you've seen it or not.
Although Diao Chan has not yet gone through personnel, when he is older, he naturally has a lot more thoughts in his heart.
Diao Chan lowered her head, and after a period of ideological struggle, she finally decided to stay with Xianggong, first, she also wanted to see Xianggong's "divine soldier" appearance, and secondly, because Diao Chan missed Xianggong very much, and wanted to be with him all the time, until he was old.
"The cicada won't leave, and the cicada will stay with her husband tonight."
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he said happily: "Great, come, cicada, come to Xianggong!" Ma Xiaoquan said, and lifted the quilt with his left hand.
Actually, Ma Xiaoquan just wanted Diao Chan to sleep with him, as for the rest, Ma Xiaoquan really didn't think about it deeply.
But Diao Chan didn't think so, Diao Chan slowly moved to Ma Xiaoquan's side, worried and scared in his heart.
Diao Chan is afraid that Xianggong will suddenly take off his pants and reveal his "divine soldier", what should he do?
"Cicadas? Cicada, what's wrong with you? ”
Diao Chan came back to his senses, oh, and got into the bed with a red face.
Ma Xiaoquan's left hand was not idle, and as soon as the quilt was put down, he hugged Diao Chan's little shoulder.
"Cicada, you are so fragrant~~" Ma Xiao is wholeheartedly ape-minded, and he really didn't have any crooked thoughts, but when Diao Chan approached, Ma Xiao was not calm.
To be precise, it is the pony comrade under the crotch who is not "decided" first.
Diao Chan sensed something, and closed his eyes tightly in fright, and while closing his eyes, Diao Chan hurriedly retracted his hand.
Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips, and was about to kiss Diao Chan without saying a word, but who knew that Diao Chan deftly dodged and drilled under Ma Xiaoquan's left armpit.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed, and hurriedly twisted his body to catch Diao Chan.
But as soon as he twisted it, there was a sharp pain in his waist.
"Ahhh~" Ma Xiaoquan howled, Diao Chan was startled, and hurriedly got out of one place, came to Ma Xiaoquan's side, and asked with concern: "Xianggong is not a good cicada~ Cicadas are not hiding"
His waist hurt, and Comrade Pony under his crotch stopped cooking.
Ma Xiaoquan tugged at his underwear, bared his teeth and said with a miserable smile: "It's okay, I can't die if you are a father-in-law, come on, cicada, don't make trouble, let's sleep." ”
Diao Chan nodded, carefully shrank to Ma Xiaoquan's left, and lay down quietly
Late at night, Diao Chan was already asleep, but Ma Xiaoquan couldn't sleep for a long time.
It's not because the beauty can't be pushed down in her arms, but because Ma Xiaoquan feels that the heart of time in his body seems to be on strike.
In order to make sure that the Heart of Time did not strike or not, Ma Xiaoquan grinned and moved his body slightly, freed his left hand, and lightly touched it in the air.
In the dark, Ma Xiaoquan could clearly feel that the space on his left hand was slightly distorted.
Ma Xiaoquan stopped the next movement at the right time, so although the space in his left hand was a little distorted, it stopped due to Ma Xiaoquan's sudden stop.
Immediately afterward, there was no sound.
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart: It seems that the heart of time has not struck, but why can't I recover after eating eggs?
Thinking about it, Ma Xiaoquan's consciousness was blurred
When I woke up the next day, it was already three poles of the sun.
Diao Chan had already gotten up, and when Ma Xiaoquan opened his eyes, Diao Chan was happily attached to the bedside, looking at himself with his head in both hands.
Ma Xiaoquan naughtily stretched out his right hand and scraped Diao Chan's nose.
Diao Chan dodged shyly for a moment, and then froze.
"Yours are yours"
Diao Chan's words were not finished, and Ma Xiaoquan had already realized it.
"Restored?" Ma Xiaoquan tried to stretch out his right arm, and then released his right hand and clenched it several times.
"I'm KAO~~" Ma Xiaoquan was also taken aback, "This is fucking kidding me, right?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan straightened up and sat up.
Obviously, the injury to the lower back is also healed.
Diao Chan was taken aback by Ma Xiaoquan's quick recovery, although she knew that her father-in-law had this ability, but knowing and seeing it were two different things.
Diao Chan was very excited, and threw herself into Ma Xiaoquan's arms, very happy.
Diao Chan's pounce, Ma Xiaoquan is completely not calm (egg).
Last night, because of an injury, I couldn't eat if I wanted to, but today it's daytime
"Hey, hey, hey" Ma Xiaoquan yin~ drooled evilly.
Diao Chan felt that something was wrong and wanted to break free from Ma Xiaoquan's arms.
But it was too late.
When a wolf decides to swallow a sheep, his heart is actually full of pity, this mercy is not the kind of mercy that wants to kill the sheep, but a state of mind, a kind of mentality: dear sheep, you are about to become a delicacy in my belly, rest assured, I will love you
Ma Xiaoquan is a wolf, a wolf from the north, and Diao Chan is just like a docile sheep, in addition to being "hunted", there is also being swallowed by the wolf to his heart's content
[In response to the call of a harmonious society, more than 1,000 words are omitted here, for the plot of the pig's foot Ma Xiaoquan pushed to Diao Chan, you can use your imagination to your heart's content] excited~~ After the love, Ma Xiaoquan lay on the bed, holding Diao Chan with one hand, and the other hand was in the air to compare the brand that did not find the edge, and kept humming in his mouth: I am a wolf from the north~~~ Diao Chan at this moment, like a wounded kitten, curled up under Ma Xiaoquan's arm.
Secretly looking at the blood stains on the sheets, Diao Chan was scared and happy in his heart.
What I'm afraid of is that it hurt so much just now, and Xianggong's "divine soldier" is so big.
And the happy thing is that she has finally become a woman who is justifiably a husband.
Diao Chan, who was carried away by happiness, endured the slight pain in her lower body from time to time, and hugged Ma Xiaoquan tightly
On the other side, the more Ma Xiaoquan sang, the happier he became, the happier he was, the more excited he became, and after a while, Comrade Ma under his crotch reacted again.
After feeling it carefully, I realized that the woman Diao Chan was curiously playing with Comrade Pony with her little hands.
Ma Xiaoquan turned over, pressed Diao Chan under him, and gasped: "Cicada, Xianggong just found out that Cicada is actually very."
The word lustful Ma Xiaoquan once explained to Diao Chan and several of their female dependents.
As soon as Xiang Gong said this, Diao Chan immediately became Xia Fei's cheeks.
How could Ma Xiaoquan give up such a good opportunity, without saying a word, another bottle, oh no, it should be, another [Well, this word has to be harmonious, and a discerning person will know it at a glance].
As soon as he was about to rush into the "enemy camp", he heard a knock at the door.
Among the people in the entire Ma family compound, there is only one person who can directly knock on the door of the head of the family, Ma Xiaoquan.
Genuine Mrs. - Flower Moon Heart.
At this moment, Hua Yuexin was standing outside the door with a red face, and the shouts and gasps that had just come from inside the door, Hua Yuexin knew what was going on inside as soon as she heard it.
When I remembered Xianggong and myself two days ago, Hua Yuexin's face couldn't help but turn red.
Just as he was about to knock on the door twice, the door suddenly opened.
Before Hua Yuexin could react, a big hand reached out and grabbed her arm tightly, Hua Yue wanted to resist, but before she could move, the other hand reached out and hugged her tightly.
"Xianggong?"
"Hmm!" The person holding Hua Yuexin hummed softly, changed his movements, and carefully hugged Hua Yuexin.
Hua Yuexin knows what Xiang Gong is going to do, but there is still a Diao Chan in the house, what is Xiang Gong
Hua Yue was ashamed of herself, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and drill down immediately.
The more Hua Yuexin is like this, the more excited Ma Xiaoquan becomes.
When he was excited, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly remembered what the chief said when he was in the special forces brigade before.
The chief said, "Pony, your son is going to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and he is definitely a stallion."
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan said with hatred in his heart: Damn, say that Lao Tzu is a stallion, and Lao Tzu is it.
On the bed, Diao Chan shrunk in the quilt under the quilt and didn't dare to come out, Ma Xiaoquan laughed, threw Hua Yuexin into the quilt, and then, like a stallion, rushed into the quilt with a shout
[Harmony and harmony, a harmonious society needs harmonious words, 1200 words are omitted here] This night, very crazy, Ma Xiaoquan feels like a perpetual wheel, durable. When he got up the next day, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly felt the tragic price of last night's madness.
Back pain, leg cramps.
That's how Ma Xiaoquan feels now.
In the bed, the two little ladies fell asleep like two little beasts.
Ma Xiaoquan tiptoed out of bed, and just after taking a few steps, he felt as uncomfortable as if his waist had been hollowed out.
"Holy! I can't play like this again, I'm going to die."
Yes, Ma Xiaoquan is right to have this idea, but he married six beautiful girls at one time, so he only served two, and there are still four to be fed.
At first, Ma Xiaoquan didn't realize that after waiting for the remaining 4 beautiful girls to become popular, Ma Xiaoquan was timid.
You must know that since Hua Yuexin and Diao Chan fought with him all night, the second daughter seems to be enchanted, Hua Yuexin is fine, after all, she is a real lady, and she has to take care of the big and small affairs of the family; But Diao Chan MM, who usually looks quiet and quiet, how did she become crazy and out of control after becoming a woman.
After several nights in a row, Ma Xiaoquan wanted to die.
Several times, Ma Xiaoquan insisted on wiping his neck in front of several female dependents.
Ling'er, who knew about it, "obediently" sent two eggs and let Xianggong eat them, and Ma Xiaoquan almost carried it out of anger.
"Come on, help me"
A few days later, the six women got together to exchange experiences with each other.
Between women, no matter how good the relationship is, they will not exchange opinions on the matter of the bed, so the conversation of the six women sounds like a word that does not make sense to the next person, but in their own sound, they are all laughing and trembling.
Xiu'er asked Hua Yuexin: "Madam, you say, which of us is going to accompany Xianggong tonight?" ”
Hua Yuexin frowned: "Let's go, you girls, you guys made you cheap a few days ago, it's up to me to say anything tonight."
Ling'er was dissatisfied: "Madam, I want to go too." ”
Hua Yuexin hesitated for a moment, nodded and agreed.
Lin'er was reluctant: "My sister is eccentric, take Ling'er without my sister." ”
Hua Yuexin was helpless, so she had to promise to bring her sister Hua Lin with her.
As soon as this opening was opened, the remaining three women were reluctant and asked to go together
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan, who was in the stable room of the Ma family's compound, didn't know, if he knew that these 6 beautiful girls were going to sleep with him together, he would run away from everything.
Ma Xiaoquan asked the horse breeder with great interest: "Which stallion is you?" ”
The subordinate said respectfully: "The head of the family is the strongest one." ”
Ma Xiaoquan looked in the direction of the subordinate's finger and pouted: "Is that still called strong?" How do I look at the bones of my body that are deflated? ”
The man who raised the horse replied: "The master doesn't know, it's been the mating period recently, and the stallion is naturally tired." ”
Ma Xiaoquan asked again: "Why is it just this stallion?" Nothing else? ”
The subordinate who raised the horse said: "Uh~ Actually, there were two of them, and they just died of exhaustion yesterday." ”
"Why are you so tired?"
The next person said: "With dozens of mothers and chicks a day, the divine beast has to die of exhaustion." ”
Ma Xiaoquan sweated and asked, "No, why are there so few stallions?" ”
In Ma Xiaoquan's memory, although there is also the principle of survival of the fittest, there are still cheap stallions that can be picked up in general. Let's not talk about whether it counts as a stallion or not, looking at the so-called "stallion" that is alive now, Ma Xiaoquan estimates that if he gives this guy a few more shots, it is estimated that he will become a divine beast.
The horse herd fell to his knees with a puff and trembled: "The master doesn't know, a few days ago, Cao Situ sent General Cao Ren over and borrowed almost all the stallions, so"
At this point, the stableman was too frightened to say any more.
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he became angry.
Okay, you Cao Mengde, a person who can't calculate Lao Tzu, and a horse who calculates Lao Tzu? Damn, a herd of mares against two stallions, how can they not die of exhaustion?
Ma Xiaoquan didn't complain about the horse herd, after all, these horses were originally given to him by Cao Cao as a gift to Ma Xiaoquan, and now Cao Cao said that he just came to borrow it, Ma Xiaoquan believes that Cao Cao should be able to pay it back, and when Cao Cao pays it back, it should be much more than what he lent out.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed dryly twice and let the horse herd get up.
The stableman was flattered and frightened, and dared to get up.
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, turned around and left.
"Fortunately, this is Cao Cao and Cao Mengde, if it is Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, I estimate that these horses will be beaten with meat buns, hehe"
Ma Xiaoquan appeared at the door of his room humming a little song, and as soon as he pushed the door open, he was frightened by the sound of warblers and swallows.
When I looked closely, it turned out that there was a row of women standing in the room.
Needless to say, this row of women is Ma Xiaoquan's 6 beautiful girls.
"I~day~" Ma Xiaoquan scolded in a low voice, and was just about to turn his head and smear oil on the soles of his feet, but who knew that Mrs. Hua Yuexin stepped forward and grabbed Ma Xiaoquan's collar: "Where to run?" ”