The old fox is an out-and-out king grilled egg, and we went to see Sun Quan early in the morning, but we didn't see it.

The reason is said to be that he drank too much alcohol last night, and his father-in-law has not yet gotten up, so we have to wait.

We are waiting outside the Sun Quan Palace, this Jiangdong is really a good place. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the folk customs are simple.

I'm studying a lamp in the courtyard, and you can't help but admire our ancestors, who used the roughest tools to make the most beautiful objects.

"Hey, Ye Duyou. How do you put lamp oil into this thing? "I fiddled with this nanmu lampshade, a walking lamp that was covered with oiled paper. In this way, when you put it in the yard at night, it will not be blown out by the wind or rained.

"You try to pull it out." The old fox is also a bit naughty.

"Your uncle, you can't pull it out."

"You grandson, let Lao Tzu come. Sleepy, can't pull out? It doesn't make sense. ”

"Get out of here, you old immortal, you can do it, you try to lift the four corners."

"Still can't do it."

We are like hillbillies who have just entered the city and have never seen the world, two modern people, two people who have mastered the technology of cash civilization, studying a street lamp that our ancestors invented thousands of years ago and put in the courtyard. What's worse is that we can't even guess how it works.

I'm ashamed, and the shame comes from the fact that the old fox doesn't know how to use this thing.

The old fox was ashamed, and the shame came from the fact that the butcher, the bastard, didn't know how this thing worked.

So we were ashamed of each other, and the two of us were fighting against a lamp.

Suddenly a person at the door coughed, we looked up, Sun Quan didn't know when he was already standing there, he looked at us like two fools.

The scene was extremely embarrassing, and we came to ask for people and borrow soldiers. We should pretend to be mature and confident. And the two of us are dealing with the same lamp like fools at the moment.

I hugged the lamppost, and the old fox held the lampshade. We've been frozen, and there's nothing more funny than this in history.

"You can give it a spin and try it." Sun Quan looked at the two of us.

I looked at the old fox, and I held the lamppost, and the old fox spun around. The lampshade opens, and inside is a lamp of oil and a twist of wick.

We put the lamp down in a huff.

Sun Quan looked at us, we were embarrassed, even the old fox felt that his hands didn't know where to put them.

The old fox had no choice but to pat his clothes, he wanted to relieve this embarrassment: "Not bad, not bad." Xiao Tu, this lamp is very exquisite, and there is actually a rotating snap. It's amazing, you can still make such a delicate thing, admire. ”

The old fox is shameless. I put down the lamppost and smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, it's amazing."

The old fox and I wanted to alleviate this embarrassment, but we didn't expect it to be doubly embarrassing.

"Mr. Ye won't come specifically to compete with this lamp in my house." Sun Quan smiled.

I've seen thick-skinned ones, and I am. But I've never seen such a thick-skinned one, and the old fox is one.

The old fox began to talk nonsense again: "Good light, good light." We pointed to this lamp to defeat Cao Cao. ”

Sun Quan was joking: "Can a lamp defeat Cao Cao, hahahaha......"

The old fox was serious: "Why can't it, we still count on it." Saying that, he was afraid of this lamp.

"Hahaha, Mr. Ye is really good at laughing." As he spoke, Sun Quan stepped forward and prepared to come down to greet us.

I watched in disbelief. Sun Quan moved his right foot, and he wanted to step with his right foot. I'm going to win the bet, and the old fox is going to pour a month's worth of foot-washing water for Lao Tzu. That's what I'm looking forward to the most, and it's even more joyful than when I won the 5 million jackpot.

But Sun Quan moved his right foot and retracted it, he hesitated for a moment and stepped out of his left foot. That's right, Sun Quan did take a left foot.

My small eyes were now like bells, and there is nothing more incredible in the world than this.

I looked at the old fox and really suspected that the old fox was not a human being, he must have witchcraft. It must be, or it wouldn't be so powerful.

When Sun Quan walked down the steps, I realized that I was wrong, the old fox was not a monster, he was just a king pickpocket. Sun Quan was limping.

Without waiting for us to speak, Sun Quan also explained embarrassedly: "I drank too much yesterday and accidentally broke my foot. Mr. Ye smiled. ”

I finally understood the reason why Sun Quan stepped on his left foot first, but how did the old fox know?

"Hey, the man's husband should be wanton and happy, and live a chic life. How can you blame the wine? ”

The two of them immediately laughed, "Okay, Mr. Ye's words are very good for me." I have informed Mr. Lu Su that you will take my Tiger Talisman Book Seal to Dongdaying. My Dongwu boys are all ready to go. ”

The old fox was overjoyed: "This is very good, and we will return in triumph." Beat him, Cao Cao's vanguard piece of armor was not left. ”

"It's all up to Mr.," Sun Quan clenched his fists.

"Farewell." The old fox looked at me, and I looked at the running lamp. We walked out of the Sun Mansion.

"Your uncle, say." I dragged the old fox.

"Say what?" The old fox pretended to be dazed.

"How do you know, Sun Quanwei has a foot?"

The old fox looked at me inexplicably: "Are you a pig, I heard about it from the servant last night."

I saw that in the eyes of the old fox, I was not a reflection of a human form, but a monkey. I was tricked like a monkey.

"This doesn't count, I won't pour you footwater."

"If you want to lose, you fucking choose your right foot."

I had no choice but to admit it, but I was still unwilling: "How do you know I'll choose the right foot?"

The old fox smiled, and his smile was very sinister: "It's you, Xiao Tu." You think a lot, you don't believe anything, you are suspicious. You, I'll know what shit you're pulling as soon as you pout your ass. ”

"Your uncle."

The old fox looked at me with bad intentions: "Hey, next time we'll take another gamble." I still bet on Sun Quan to step on his left foot first. ”

I came up stubbornly: "Lao Tzu bet with you, I still bet on my right foot."

"Deal!"

"Wait, I'll bet on my left foot." I began to doubt again.

"Are you sure?"

The old fox is right, he is not trustworthy and does not put an end to enthusiasm. It's a grave that people like me dig for their own lives.

Then I began to wonder again, and I struggled with which one to choose. I'm angry, I'm angry not because I'm going to give him footwater, it's because I can't bet on this old immortal demon.

"Right foot." Lao Tzu doesn't change it. I don't believe that Sun Quan still takes the left foot first after his feet are good, I can see it clearly, he usually takes the right foot first.

"You can't bet on me, let's go!" The old fox walked away without looking back.

I stood still: "I'll bet, I'll bet on my right foot." In a month, if Sun Quan's grandson still dares to step on his left foot, Lao Tzu will cut off his leg! ”

"People are the boss of this territory, they will only break your dog's legs, and you only have to kneel and lick people. Let's go, let's go, let's lead the troops to war! ”

I was hit by the old fox and had nowhere to vent, and I kicked a small willow tree next to me hard.

The wicker swayed a few times in the wind, as if to laugh at my incompetence. And I, I almost broke my big toe.