Not far south of NSW, there is a sedan shop, and there is a group of treacherous and cunning sedan chair drivers in the shop. They colluded with the government to extort customers halfway through, and sometimes even killed them for money. Even if someone sues the government, they can't help it, and the people nearby hate these guys. After Ma Yaner learned about this incident, he was determined to punish these ruffians and relieve the hatred of the people.

One day, as soon as the door of the sedan shop opened, a man with long braids mopping the floor, wearing a melon hat and a pair of gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose walked in. With a pipe in his mouth and a heavy rattan box in his hand, he looked like a merchant with a lot of experience.

The sedan chair man secretly rejoiced: It's really fat meat delivered to the door! So they greeted each other with a smile on their faces, and after asking where they were going, they gave each other a look and went on their way. The merchant specially asked one of the palanquin bearers to guard the rattan box, which made them secretly happy in their hearts, thinking that they would be able to make a big profit this time.

Along the way, the sedan chair drivers pretended to work very hard, but they were thinking about how to find a remote place to make money and kill them. Who knew that there were so many pedestrians on the road that day that I couldn't start. The merchant said that things were urgent, and kept urging them to hurry up, and said that there would be a great reward afterwards. After hearing this, the palanquin man drooled, put aside the bad idea for the time being, and hurried non-stop.

At noon, the group walked out of the county border, and the sedan chair drivers were exhausted at this time, and their stomachs were hungry, so their pace was much slower. The businessman seemed to know the thoughts of the sedan chair driver, so he stopped everyone, invited them to the restaurant, and specially found a private seat, ordered a few good dishes, and served a pot of good wine. The sedan chair drivers had a lot of fish and meat, devoured a full meal, and drank vigorously one by one.

After three rounds of drinking, the merchant saw that they were all drunk, so he said that he was sick to his stomach and wanted to relieve them, and told them to watch carefully about the rattan box. The sedan chair man believed it and let him go.

When the bartender came to settle the bill, the palanquin was as anxious as ants on a hot pot, and they were going around everywhere. A group of people usually only rub other people's oil and water, so how can they bring money to eat? At this time, one of the palanquin bearers remembered the merchant's rattan box, so they planned to break it open, and settle the wine account with the money, and the rest of the people divided the business.

Who knew that when they opened it, they were all dumbfounded, it was full of stones, and there was a note pressed on it, which read: Evil is rewarded with evil, good is rewarded with good, and the time has come. Signature: Horse bite two. At this point, they knew that they had fallen into the second bite of the horse, and they were so angry that they beat their chests. The bartender, thinking that they were trying to pay for nothing, told the men to beat them up and detain the four-man sedan chair.

The palanquin drivers were beaten and their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen, and they crawled back to the county seat. The government was afraid that this matter would be publicized, so they didn't dare to bite the horse and ask for the crime. But there has never been an impermeable wall, and this matter soon spread among the people, and the people clapped their hands one by one, saying that the palanquin man deserved such retribution.

One day, Ma Biter went to the barber shop to wait for a haircut, and heard a barber say to his man: "Everyone is afraid of Ma Biting Er's tricks, I don't believe that he is anything great, if he dares to twist my tricks, it is strange to see that I do not cut off his head." ”

Ma Yaner snickered secretly when he heard this, but he remained silent. After a while, he got up and took out a handful of silver coins and stuffed them into the barber, who, seeing that the customer was so generous and paying twice the price, naturally looked at him differently, gave him a haircut, and gave him a haircut, and worked extra hard to cut his hair meticulously. After the haircut, I also helped him clean up, and finally rubbed and massaged him. When it rubbed his neck, Ma bit his neck and twisted it, only to hear a "pop", followed by a shout: "Oops, it hurts to death!" You broke my neck, how is it good? Everyone followed the sound and saw that the customer's head was tilted to the side, as if he had broken his neck bone, and everyone was afraid that they would be affected, and they were very panicked. The barber was even more scared and didn't know what to do.

The news that "the barber twisted the customer's neck" spread far and wide, and some were good

People with strange hearts came to see what was going on. In order to avoid a lawsuit, he had to bite the horse in a hurry and said: "Sir, I'm really sorry, I hurt Mr. by mistake for a while, and the villain is willing to pay for the medical expenses." Ma Biter tilted his head and did not speak, but only stretched out two fingers. The barber looked at it and said, "Two hundred taels?" Ma bit the second and snorted. The barber said, "Good! Here you go, heal yourself, count the full reward once, and don't come to me again in the future. After speaking, he wrapped two hundred taels of silver for Ma to bite two.

The barber saw that Ma Biter had left the shop and ended the lawsuit, so he came to his senses and breathed a sigh of relief. The horse bit the second silver, and the neck didn't hurt anymore, and the neck was not crooked, so I went to the teahouse to drink tea leisurely. When the barber knew that he was the famous Ma Biter, he was full of regret, so he had to shake his head and sigh, complaining that he had accidentally caused trouble by saying something.

There is a blind man in the neighboring village, although this blind man is blind, but he relies on his younger brother to be a big squire, doing all kinds of evil, rampant and domineering, regardless of people and animals, as long as he touches his blind stick, he will be scolded, at least he will speak badly, and at worst he will be beaten with a stick. The villagers were afraid of him. Because of his brother's support, he couldn't help it, although he was beaten, he had to swallow his anger.

One day, Ma Biter passed by the village and saw this blind man beating a seven or eight-year-old child with a stick, saying that the child was blocking his way. It only made this child's skin open, and it was sad to see it, but no one dared to step forward to stop it. Ma Yaner had heard of this blind man's nonsense a long time ago, and when he met today, if this was the case, he was very angry. He gritted his teeth, determined to punish the blind man and breathe a sigh of relief for the beaten child. He picked up a solid wooden stick in his hand, and imitated the blind man to explore the way with the stick, knocking "tuk, tuk, tuk" and slamming into the blind man. After beating the child, the blind man saw that no one dared to intervene, and he was very proud, and walked up with no one in his eyes, and collided with the horse.

When the blind man saw that someone dared to block his way, he was about to have a seizure, and he was caught off guard, and he was already hit on the head. I only heard the other party scolding in foul language: "How can it be unreasonable, who is in my way!" Am I blind and you are blind! "After saying that, I hit again.

This blind guy has never suffered the losses of others, and now he was suddenly bitten by a horse and beaten a few times in a row, and he was so angry that he jumped like thunder, and scolded: "I am blind, and you are also blind!" I see you're itchy and want me to help you tickle," he said, raising his stick and biting the horse. However, because he couldn't see it, the stick missed, because Ma Biter could see it clearly, dodged left and right, and took the time to give the blind guy two sticks, only to hit the blind guy wow wow yell, the skin and flesh bloomed, the whole body was swollen and painful, and the onlookers applauded.

The younger brother of the blind squire saw that his brother was beaten like this and wanted to investigate the matter, but the villagers all protected the horse and bit the second, and they all said that the blind man beat the blind man. The blind man's brother looked for another blind man everywhere, but all he saw was eye-opening, where could he find it?

Once, Ma Yaner took a boat back to Xinzhou in Zhaoqing, and saw a lot of people waiting there in a toilet on the boat, and Ma Yanyi saw a woman standing there looking impatient, so he deliberately wanted to trick her.

He walked past her and said to the people nearby, "I have a secret recipe for urinating." So, having said this, he went back to his bunk. As soon as the woman said this, she secretly pulled out a hair and inserted it into her nostrils, but as soon as the hair was inserted into her nostrils, she sneezed, and suddenly, she made a fool of herself on the spot - she wet her pants.

The woman knew that she had been deceived, so she secretly investigated who the troublemaker was, and when she learned that it was Ma Biter from Shacun, Xinzhou, she also went to Xinzhou with the boat.

After the boat arrived at the wharf of Xinzhou Dongkou, Ma bit the second boat and went to the county teahouse to drink tea.

But the woman rushed to Shacun while he was drinking tea in the teahouse in the county seat, looking for Ma Yaner's home, and said to his family: "Oh no, your family Ah Er is dissolute and unruly, and he goes to the restaurant brothel all day long to have fun, and he has contracted leprosy." ”

When the mother of the horse had heard this, and was doubting the letter, she heard the woman say, "If you do not believe him, if he sits down and takes off his shoes and socks when he returns, and scratches the itch upward, it is a leprosy disease." ”

When Ma Biter's mother heard that her son had leprosy, she was very alarmed and hurriedly asked what medicine could be used to cure her. The woman said, "You don't need any medicine, just find some women with great strength, take him by the hand, and burn him with moxa fire." ”

Ma Biter's mother listened to the woman's words, and thought: Whether he really has leprosy or not, it will be fine to burn him with moxa fire, so she prepared separately.

Ma Yaner drank enough tea in the county seat and went home. Due to the heat, he was already uncomfortable wearing coarse cloth shoes and socks, and after walking for such a long time, his feet felt even hotter, and he sat on the chair and took off his shoes and socks as soon as he got home. And because the shoes and socks were too tight, the skin of his feet was itchy unbearably, so he scratched the itch with his hands.

Scratching on the feet, of course, is easy to get up. The family saw it clearly, and found that Ma Biter's every move was indeed as the woman said, and they knew in their hearts that they must have contracted leprosy. So, without further ado, several women rushed up to him, knocked him down, took off his shirt and trousers, and burned him all over with moxa fire, so that he screamed in pain like a horse biting two pigs.

Afterwards, Ma Biter realized that it was the woman on the boat who took revenge on him, so he said to himself: It's really a lie.