Chapter 292: June Day Five

Subtitle of this chapter: Lao Tzu keeps sleeves, Lao Tzu is waving sleeves.

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"Let her be my holy daughter of Bensabah now. Because she is also a young girl who can bring bad luck to men......"

Ben Saba, the "girl of bad luck", naturally wants to bring bad luck to people.

Think about it, Lin Huiyin, a girl in flowers, does have the meaning of "seeing Xiaolin for life".

"Shut up, Bensaba. She was the first thing I took a fancy to Laveta, a young girl who could bring pain to men. Host, you promised! ”

The "Pain Maiden" Levita is passionate about inflicting pain on humanity, such as her female followers who pretend to be in love with young nobles and then abandon them.

From this point of view, Lin Huiyin is also quite suitable for his holy daughter.

After all, Ben Saba was a little unreasonable, so he had to change his words and said, "What the host promised was to introduce our teachings to her and let her choose for herself. Host, don't you say? ”

Where is Lauveta, she immediately retorted: "No, no, no." I chose it first! ”

"What about the first to come? Lauvita, the old lady is in the chaos camp and doesn't eat this set! ”

"Ben Saba, but I'm in the orderly camp!"

Yuan Yanqian was so noisy by them that she had to dissuade her: "Two eldest sisters...... YOUR HIGHNESS, DON'T ARGUE YET, I HAVEN'T STARTED HU YOU...... The one that introduces your teachings. ”

As soon as he said this, Ben Saba and Lauveta said in unison, "Now, please start your show!" ”

Our Master Yuan let go of his hand, turned his eyes to the front, and said softly, "Miss Lin, it's abrupt. ”

Without his "empty eyes" gaze, Lin Huiyin finally came to his senses.

After waking up, she realized that the handsome guy in front of her was very "abrupt" herself, and she couldn't help but be angry and shy......

At this time, she heard Yuan Yan's voice again: "It seems that this star is not last night......

"Oops, I don't have a good memory when I'm old. What's the next pinch? Master Yuan frowned and "thought".

Lin Huiyin couldn't help but open his mouth to help this talented man continue the second half of the sentence: "For whom?" , I saw him pat his forehead, and suddenly realized: "By the way, I remembered......"

Then he turned his head to the girl and smiled slightly, "Why don't we smoke a cigarette together!" ”

"Poof!" Lin Huiyin couldn't help but laugh.

Is it a pickle girl, it is nothing more than a thick skin and a slippery mouth. Our Master Yuan's face is thick-skinned, and his mouth is even more slippery.

Of course, this is because of the fact that his temperance value has become lower and lower since he crossed over.

Not to mention, under the beautiful night scene of "it seems that this star is not last night", seeing a beautiful girl who is definitely worthy of "standing up for her in the middle of the night", Yuan Yanqian's heart can't help but flutter......

This "first talented woman of the Republic of China" does have a delicate red face like a red myrtle under the moon, she is pure and pure like a white lotus in the pond in her twenty-eight years, and reading poetry and books makes her have intellectual beauty, like a green bamboo in the middle of the mountain.

To tell the truth, such a beautiful girl with both "red, white and green", even Master Yuan, who has been "weathered for a long time", has the idea of holding hands.

But after all, he was a traverser who wanted to do great things, and he immediately suppressed these few thoughts.

Don't look at Yuan Yan's chaotic private life, when he sees a beautiful woman, he provokes him with a cheeky face, but he is fundamentally different from the scumbags of the Republic of China.

The difference is that he is responsible, not possessive.

That's why he's a real successor to communism.

Don't get me wrong, the successors of communism are not the kind of little virgins who are soft-legged and innocent when they see women, and they are not really monk-like Puritans

As we all know, there are many bigwigs of the international communist movement, and they are already very popular with the opposite sex before they have made a career. For example...... Forget it, no examples.

Moreover, according to the communist point of view, monogamy is an acquired norm of private ownership, not natural selection of human nature.

Therefore, in Soviet Russia, there was a theory of sexual morality called "a glass of water". It believes that in a communist society, satisfying the needs of ** is as simple and ordinary as drinking a glass of water.

It was represented by the only woman in Lenin's government, the People's Commissar for Social Welfare (i.e. Minister) of the Bolshevik government, Alexandra Mikhailovna Kollontai.

She is also the first female minister in human history. It has to be said that Soviet Russia is indeed making progress in this regard.

In 1923, she would publish a short story entitled "The Love of Three Generations", in which she told the story of a young girl named Genia (not Tonya) who gave everything to the revolution and did not even have time to fall in love. But her exuberant ** was also liberated in the revolution, so she slept with men regardless of the object, and even slept with her stepfather......

Moreover, this book actually aroused Lenin and ordinary Young Pioneers...... The attention of the Komsomol member. Comrade Lenin pointed out very seriously that I believe that this well-known "glass of water" is not at all Marxist, and even anti-social.

But even if he said so, the "glass of water" appealed to the passionate young revolutionaries, so it later spread to the apprentices of the CPSU...... Forget it, I won't say more.

Therefore, Yuan Yanqi, who is fair-skinned and red-skinned, really thinks that going to bed is not a big deal.

But going to bed also depends on the object.

Like Ms. Brooks and Mansfar Field, and of course the original "lover lady" Lillian Gish, who is a veteran of the love scene, he doesn't care at all.

Since the two sides are looking at each other, let's open and happy together, and when we have to separate or get tired of it, then say GOOD-BYE to a friendly person.

As the saying goes, it is better to forget each other than to forget each other.

As for "Ms. Fate", his female secretary and the girls in front of him, Lin Huiyin, he still has a little sense of responsibility, and he doesn't have too strong possessiveness.

The situation of these three is different, he thinks that Miss Ainyuka must be better to follow him than to follow her mother and professional revolutionaries and professional agents like Lin Dengwan, at least there is no fear for her life.

He was a little entangled in Miss Morman's mentality, and always felt that it was not a good thing to play with the feelings of other little girls, so he hadn't eaten it in his mouth until now.

As for Lin Huiyin, don't look at Yuan Yanqian always looking like a hanger, he is still a little in awe of history, so he also has pity for the "first talented woman of the Republic of China" in front of him.

That's right, following yourself should be brocade clothes and food, and you will have no worries in this life. But for a character like Lin Huiyin, is material life enough?

Just like he is unwilling to tie the "Lady of Destiny" to his side as a canary, and would rather let her go to be the "Golden Red Witch". He would rather see a new woman of Seris who is moving forward with the tide of history!

Most...... The most important thing is that there are too many things in this world that are more important to the time-traveler than the wind and snow moon and OOXX, isn't it?

"It seems that this star is not last night, it is better to smoke a cigarette together."

Our Master Yuan smiled and said, "Miss Lin, it's just the two of us here. Smoke it, I'll keep it a secret for you. ”

Lin Huiyin chuckled, a little embarrassed to follow his example and take a puff.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Yuan Yanqian also earnestly taught: "Miss Lin, cigars are not smoked like this, if you don't inhale them in your lungs, you will spit them out when you taste them in your mouth." ”

"Hmm!" Lin Huiyin nodded his little head.

The two of them stood in the corridor, swallowing the clouds and spitting fog.

"Miss Lin, there's something I think you should know......" Master Yuan spewed a long smoke into the air and said slowly, "Yu Sen asked me to persuade his wife to divorce him. I agreed. ”

"Oh......" Lin Huiyin, who didn't know how to answer this sentence, responded softly.

Yuan Yanqian said to herself: "Actually, to be honest, I don't want to get involved in this kind of thing. But I think about it from Mrs. Xu's point of view, and if you leave, you will leave. Therefore, it is also a merit to persuade them to divorce. ”

"Shh Lin Huiyin heard this and sighed softly.

And he flicked his tongue in his mouth, and said with a "tsk": "Miss Lin, don't blame me for talking about things behind people's backs." There is a sentence that I don't vomit unhappy, and this person is a good friend, which is definitely not a good match! ”

"Huh?" Lin Huiyin's little hand shook, and the cigar butt fell to the ground.

As if he hadn't seen it, our Master Yuan continued: "Miss Lin, don't blame me for being a shallow friend with you. I'm going to tell you a fable, you know who Socrates is, right? ”

His disciples asked him how to choose a wife. So the great Greek philosopher took them to a wheat field and told them to pick the largest ear of wheat in the field. There is only one rule, only advance, no retreat......"

"Maybe you've heard the story. But stories are just stories after all, and they are different from reality. In our time, we men can pick and choose, and when we see ears of wheat that are bigger than our hands, we can just throw them away and pick them......"

"But what about the ears of wheat that have been thrown away?" Yuan Yanqian glanced at her with meaningful eyes and said, "It can only be scattered in the dust." ”

"So for the ears of wheat, that is, you women, let those men not pick it, but it is a university question that is related to the happiness of your life."

"No way, I'm not discrediting some male compatriots, but they just see a love for the other, for example, ......"

At this time, Lin Huiyin finally couldn't help but say in a slightly sarcastic tone: "For example, Mr. Hongji, yourself?" ”

"Me?" Our Master Yuan shook his head and said, "I'm different! But I think Miss Lin should be able to understand me, after all, ......"

The old man pointed to his old face, and then to the small face of the family, and said unashamedly: "The two of us are lucky, we both have a beautiful skin." ”

"Of course, I think Miss Lin should be like me, and have an interesting soul. But for mortals in this earthly world, what more interesting soul can be compared to a beautiful skin? ”

"Ugh!" Lin Huiyin was stunned when she heard this, she had never seen such a brazen person in her life. not only said that he was handsome, but also bluntly flaunted that he was talented, and he took it for granted.

In fact, Yuan Yanqian has more "superb" theories, such as "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian". But he is facing a literary girl, this thing is too "exciting".

I heard the cheeky man in front of him stir his tongue and said, "So, Ms. Mansfield wants to go to Wushan with me voluntarily to enjoy the clouds and rain......"

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then what can I do?" Cruelly refused? Concubines...... I can't do that, I can't do it. ”

"Anyway, Manshufiel and I are adults who can take responsibility for ourselves. It's normal for adults like us to spend a few happy days together. Is it time to separate......"

Our Master Yuan looked up at the waning moon that was covered by dark clouds, waved his hand, and said, "I will wave my sleeves and not take away a single cloud!" ”

There is no pickup this time, because our Master Yuan has already drawn out this poem. However, he didn't think he had to plagiarize the poem at all, so it was useless to put it away, and now he just opened his mouth a little faster.

However, his mouth is so fast, and it creates an anecdote in the literary world:

"Whether the well-known modern poem "Farewell to Kangqiao" was written by Mr. Xu Zhimo or Mr. Yuan Yanqian was controversial at the time. However, according to Mr. Lin Huiyin's account, the last line of the poem, 'I wave my sleeves and don't take away a cloud!' It was written by Mr. Yuan, improvised, to be exact. Later, Mr. Xu used this poem as the end of his poem. ”

"So the most accurate way to say that this poem is a joint creation of two masters, Yuan and Xu."

——Excerpt from "Appreciation of Modern Poetry Masterpieces - Selected Reading Textbooks for High School"

Convinced, Lin Huiyin is really convinced.

Mr. Hongjian is really talented, and when he is full of chatting, his mouth is full of famous sentences.

Angry, the beautiful girl is really angry.

This big pervert actually said that his lover was "definitely not a good couple", and at the same time justifiably "red apricots out of the wall", it was so shameless.

She couldn't help but sneer and sneered, "Then Dr. Yuan, will you say these things to your fiancée, Miss Wei Mingzhu?" ”

"Didn't I say that?" Yuan Yanqian winked at her with bottomless black eyes and said, "My fiancée doesn't mind." ”

These words made Lin Huiyin's nose crooked, this fiancée, the man is a hooligan, and the woman is a nymphomaniac, they are simply a perfect match.

She said word by word in a high-pitched voice: "I, with, she, no, one, like!" ”

"Yes, you are different...... our Master Yuan nodded in agreement, "Everyone has different circumstances, we are here to ......"

"Pickup pickup."

"Master ball, haven't I drawn the 'modern poem' of "We Are Different"?"

"Host, no."

Yuan Yanqian said "pity" in her heart, and changed her words: "Miss Lin, you and my fiancée are indeed different. ”

He pointed to the little faces of the people and said; "I'm not saying she's prettier than you."

He pointed to the delicate body of the person and said, "I don't mean that she is older than you...... Of course, I didn't say anything else, but age. ”

"What I want to say is ......"

In the end, Master Yuan, who looked serious, said word by word: "She, than, you, have, money!" ”