Chapter 092 Women Don't Get Drunk, Men Don't Have a Chance

Li Qian didn't expect that Yang Qing could still have such a high theory, and he also talked about the "Tao" with himself.

I have to say that Yang Qing at this moment has the posture of a fairy wind and dao bones, and he has the taste of a master------ or a god stick.

Although his views are slightly subjective and extreme, he is also deeply familiar with the way of dragons and snakes. If such a person enters the officialdom, he will really have a great future, great wealth and wealth------ of course, such a person generally belongs to the likes of flies and profits. Once you have the opportunity to enter the official career, you will definitely become a big corrupt official and a big scourge in the future!

This is not a blessing for all people------

In order to prevent the tragedy from happening early, Li Qian decided to hit him a little, so he asked seriously: "Yang Daxian, dare to ask when you will ascend to the Heavenly Dao, do you need to survive the thunderstorm?" ”

"Thunder ------ Thunder Tribulation? What thunder tribulation? Yang Qing asked in a daze.

"Nine Heavenly Thunders!" Li Qian's face was taken for granted, "You think, since you are a person who wants to become an immortal, this skin is the existence of a mortal body in the flesh, but for you, it is equivalent to a bondage and a burden!" So if you want to ascend to immortality and ascend to the immortal realm, you must first undergo the tempering baptism of the nine divine thunders, so that you can become an immortal and become holy and attain Bodhi! Just like Lao Tzu, he is at ease, eternal with eternity, and lives with heaven and earth------"

Li Qian's profound gaze looked at him, his face was unfathomable, and even his smile was deeply bewitching.

"How? Do you want to ascend to immortal? If you want to, the next time you encounter thunder, remember to stand under the big tree------ well, sit cross-legged, in short, the probability of being hit will be relatively high, and it will save you from using your luck to lead the thunder into the body, I gave you this idea is not bad, right? Do you really want to ------ cough, do you really want to try it? ”

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At first, Yang Qing looked at his expression and thought that he wanted to express something to himself seriously.

But the more I listened to it, the more I felt that something was wrong, that remark sounded half-Buddha and half-way, as if he was fooling people, but it was better than being mysterious and mysterious, it was very demagogic, and if you were not careful, you could get caught up in his way------ if it weren't for Li Qian's long-term acquaintance and familiarity with each other, Yang Qing would definitely suspect that he was a person in the cult, and he came out to fool the people and harm people!

This is really not a joke, there have always been cults in Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions, and there are often foolish people in various localities who have strayed into cults and are sued, and the end is often very miserable, and the whole family has been sentenced to immediate beheading, and even the people of the Zhulian clan have been sentenced to serious crimes------

Gollum ------

Shen Tianyou on the side listened very attentively, and when he thought of the scene where Yang Qing was slashed by the Nine Heavenly Thunders, he couldn't help but swallow a big mouthful of saliva. My good man, if this is really struck, don't say that it is nine heavenly thunders, just one is enough to make Yang Qing instantly turn into an immortal------

Li Qian heard the sound, turned his gaze to him and said, "You also want to become an immortal?" He looked him up and down seriously, and said lightly: "Sao Nian, I look at your bones Qingqi, it is a good material for cultivating immortals, and you will definitely be able to feather and ascend to immortals in the future------" As he spoke, his hand had already quickly reached into a mezzanine under the wall of the carriage, and he took out a booklet from it and handed it to Shen Tianyou.

"This "Sunflower Treasure Book" is a secret that is not passed on by immortals, take it back and cultivate it! For the sake of you and me, I will only accept you ten taels of silver! The price is fair, the child is not bullied, the small business is not returned! ”

"------" Shen Tianyou took the booklet and looked at it, his face immediately turned extremely red, and Yang Qing laughed heartily on the side.

Li Qian glanced at him strangely, and then leaned in front of Shen Tianyou to take a look, and he was also a little stunned. It was actually a Spring Palace booklet------ and I suddenly felt that I had lost money for ten taels of silver.

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After some laughter, when several people arrived at the Spring Breeze Smile Building, it was already twilight.

Li Qian and the others handed over the "plate money" as soon as they entered the door, just like a regular customer.

The one in charge of receiving them was still the big teapot from the last time. It's just that this time, when he saw Li Qian's face clearly, the smile on his face was even uglier than crying.

"Li Guanren, two sons, do you have a familiar girl?"

"Yes." Li Qian nodded very seriously, folded the fan in his hand, patted his palm and said, "It's your top brand here, hurry up and let her come out to drink with you." ”

"------" Turtle Gong really wants to cry now, and he wants to cry without tears.

"You don't seem to welcome me?" Li Qian was originally not interested in drinking flower wine, but now when he saw him like this, he asked knowingly and made fun of him.

"Where------ how? You're a guest in our building------"

"Oh? I'm honored! How do you generally greet your guests? ”

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"Hey, three or two sentences will stump you, in the end, it's a newly opened store, and the experience is still lacking------" The folding fan in Li Qian's hand tapped lightly on his shoulder, and then passed him and walked straight inside, "Sensei nonsense, there is a Tianzi room, don't tell me that it is full!" ”

Yang Qing suddenly discovered that people like Li Qian were pretending to be something, and there was no need to prepare in advance. The moment he stepped into the door, the temperament on his body had completely changed, and he was like a gentleman, with natural transitions between roles, smooth transitions, and a staggering speed of changing faces------

What surprised Li Qian was that this time, Liu Ruyan actually rejected herself again, unwilling to come out to meet, and the reason was still the old-fashioned "sick body".

Li Qianxin said, even if you change the reason, even if I don't believe it, I will pretend to believe it. But are you despising other people's IQ by using such a bad excuse to prevaricate now?

However, although he was a little displeased, he really didn't think about making trouble, which was not the purpose of his coming here tonight, so he nodded and said, "Well, I'll just assume that you are telling the truth." ”

"------" bustard's mother Mantangchun felt very aggrieved, this time what he said was not a lie, but people didn't believe it.

"You can find some other girls to accompany you."

Li Qian waved his hand casually, and then sent her away, and then his eyes quickly glanced at Shen Tianyou, who was holding back a smile on the side, and only said that this time he let his "conspiracy" succeed, and he was thrown to his grandmother's house.

After the bustard mother went down, Yang Qing on the side smiled and said, "Actually, she may not be lying." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Li Qian asked.

"I've heard that Liu Ruyan has been in poor form lately, and she has lost her level in the Oiran Tournament------"

Yang Qing shook his head lightly and said with emotion: "It's just that this is a name that is piled up by money." She is already good at color and art, and now with the full support of the Zhao family, it is predictable to win this year's Oiran------ if she has been so sick, the Oiran is estimated to be unable to choose, but it is still more than enough to take the head of the four major lines. ”

Li Qian just said "oh" and did not show very much interest.

Yang Qing knew that he had a high vision and an indifferent temperament, and this kind of topic that talented people talked about was a little boring to him, so he stopped talking very interestingly.

Soon, the bustard's mother brought up three popular girls, all of whom were high-quality Qingqi people.

Yang Qing deserved to be a frequent visitor here, and he recognized these three women at a glance, and when he leaned into Li Qian's ear, he lowered his voice and smiled: "It seems that what I said is right!" In order to apologize to us, Man Tangchun really made a lot of money this time, these three people are second only to Begonia Red in appearance, they are all middle-class, and their talents are also quite good, Brother Zhongqing want to try? If you can hook the heart of the beautiful woman, it is possible to make an exception to receive your benefactor. ”

"Go, go, go------" Li Qian pushed him angrily, and scolded with a low laugh: "I'm a person who has a fiancΓ©e!" ”

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This remark immediately drew disdainful boos from the two.

When drinking flower wine, the focus is generally not on the wine, otherwise you will not be guilty of coming to the Qinglou to drink in a gold cave. The next thing is that the drunkard doesn't mean to drink.

Next to each of the three sat a woman, with a remarkable demeanor and fragrant fragrance.

If you just sit like this and drink only a few jugs of wine, the money will be spent in vain tonight. There is a good saying, if a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance; Men don't get drunk, women don't tip.

Therefore, under the common will of both men and women, everyone began to drink alcohol.

The wine order is a game of entertainment at the banquet, which is usually divided into elegant and vulgar, and there are four categories in subdivision, namely ancient and modern, elegant order, general order and planning order.

In fact, such a small game is just to help with alcohol, and it has the same meaning as the games played in KTV in later generations. The difference is that modern people don't know much about the way the ancients drank alcohol, so they will see it as difficult.

It's not that there are more difficult wine orders, but they are more complicated Yaling, and generally only people who read books can have fun. And the general public's drinking order is actually just a nod to the name of rolling dice, drawing punches, drawing lots, guessing numbers, etc. The slightly more elegant gameplay is nothing more than drumming and passing flowers, throwing pots and other names that don't look too vulgar.

Ordinary people play relatively simple, can be called "vulgar order", the content of Yaling is quite complex, divided into word order, poetry order, word order and flowers, birds and insects and other names.

But if you really want to say how difficult it is, it doesn't necessarily matter, as long as you are a serious reader, have a good memory, and have quick thinking, it is usually not too challenging. Because under normal circumstances, the drinking order, such as the poetry order, does not need you to be able to make the poem yourself, you only need to know the most basic rhyme, and then by quoting the appropriate poem, the corresponding wine order.

Although Li Qian is not a scholar in this era, he has the memory of his predecessor, and it is not a problem to play Yaling.

The method of the order is to push one person as the commander, or to produce verses, or to make pairs, and the others to continue the order according to the intention of the first order, and the continuation must be consistent in content and form, otherwise they will be punished for drinking.

Of course, this commander is usually held by a girl, which is an unwritten rule when a man gets along with a woman, just like when he goes out to eat, the man needs to take the initiative to pay for it.

The three men and three women each have their own thoughts, and they all want to achieve their own goals by intoxicating each other.

Don't look at the people who don't sell their bodies, if you want to get more rewards and increase your income, you must let the guests drink more, and the wine money makes a lot of money in the building, not to mention, drunk guests, usually very generous------ of course, drunk men also like to take advantage of women, rubbing oil or something in them.

But these are small problems, grasp the big proportions, don't let the guests take up the body with the strength of the wine------ in the red dust, and some women who are more famous can temporarily get out of the mud without staining, and other girls will inevitably have these things. As for how much to give up, it depends on the dignity of the guest's status.

Li Qian looked at Yang Qing and the others looking like pig brothers, and couldn't help but feel a little funny in his heart, and said in his heart, the girls in the Qinglou, how many of them have a really bad amount of alcohol? Can you still get drunk and take advantage of it?

Well, if you change to a high spirit, it will be very effective------