After Li Yi returned home, he had a meal with his family and chatted about some things, of course, it has nothing to do with going to the Qinglou, after all, the Li family is a family of eunuchs, and they know some rules very well, so Li Jing and Li Yi's political affairs The Li family never asks much, of course, there are few people!

After eating, Li Yi chatted with the red whisk girl for a while, and then went to Jiangfu with Bingyu, although Li Yi has been very busy these days, but for the training of the little ghosts, Li Yi has not slackened, this will be his biggest bargaining chip for a long time, not sloppy, except for the assassination last night, in fact, Li Yi has been sleeping in Jiangfu recently. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info entered the Jiang Mansion, and the little ghosts had just finished dinner, so after Li Yi took them to exercise a little, he started today's evening class!

"Let's talk about armed infiltration and disguised reconnaissance today. Before the lecture, let's have a scenario exercise, assuming that now Cainiao No. 1 has received an order from his superiors to let you lead the team deep into the enemy camp to find out the truth, what do you need to understand and prepare in advance? Who's going to talk about it?"

The next day, Li Yi took the rookies, and after the morning exercise, he handed over today's training task to Jiang Lichen and Chang Dong, Li Yi has been doing this these days, the first night to hand over the next day's training task to the two of them, and then the two of them will lead the little ghosts to train the next day, Li Yi is not afraid that they will be lazy, not only Li Yi believes in Chang Dong's loyalty and Jiang Lichen's integrity, but also because he believes that these little ghosts can come to this point under the unknown future, which shows that they at least have a strong heart, and a strong man, you don't allow yourself to be lazy.

In the morning, after Li Yi and Li Ke met with Cheng Chumo, they came directly to the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, this time, Li Yi's attitude was completely different, the last time he just stepped on the point, and this time, it was really moving!

As soon as the three of them entered the house, they were greeted by an ugly aunt. The ugly aunt is still yesterday's figure, yesterday's appearance and yesterday's attitude, smiling accordingly, sincere attitude, without the slightest perfunctory, as if she doesn't remember what happened yesterday at all!

"Yo! The three distinguished guests came early enough! Quick, inside please! This time, let's go straight to the inner building! ”

Looking at the smiling ugly girl, Li Yi exclaimed, saying that a woman's heart is a needle under the sea. The ancients did not deceive me, no, the ancients taught it themselves! Terrible! Kindness? What does it smell? Click, this ugly aunt looks like this and actually rubs incense powder, eh? It's a familiar taste.

Li Ke saw that Li Yi was in a daze, so he took the initiative to step forward and reply, to be honest, he was a little afraid that Li Yi would open his mouth, it would be too tossed! "That's right, ugly girl, take us directly to the inner pavilion!"

The ugly girl glanced at Li Yi meaningfully, and then said with a smile: "Okay, three distinguished guests come with me!" ”

After a while, the ugly aunt led the three of them to a door, Li Yi looked up at the door, looked around again, and found that this was actually the door of a room, and it was still locked! What did this ugly girl bring them here for?

The ugly aunt did not step forward to open the lock, but ordered her subordinates to carry a table of pen, ink, paper and inkstone, just like yesterday, there was still a fan.

After everything was set right, the ugly aunt turned her head and said, "En! Three distinguished guests, presumably you all know the rules of this Xiaoxiang Pavilion, everyone who enters here needs to leave some ink treasure, after all, we can't let anyone enter, in case a reckless man comes and disturbs the mood of all the distinguished guests, that is ours is not, His Royal Highness and Cheng Xiaogong are frequent visitors to our place, so there is no need to test, but Li Gongzi is the first time to come, although we all know Li Gongzi's name, and we also believe in Li Gongzi's talent, but this necessary procedure still has to go away! ”

As soon as Li Ke heard this, he wanted to step forward to stop him, but he also felt that the ugly aunt had no eyesight to see, didn't you say that if you let him in, wouldn't it be over? I have to go through some procedures, in case I get him in a hurry, and if I do something, then things will be big, and no one will look good.

However, Li Ke was obviously overhearted, the smile on Li Yi's face was still undiminished, and he didn't mean to make trouble at all, he stretched out his hand to stop Li Ke who was about to come out, Li Yi stepped forward and said lightly: "Hahaha, the ugly aunt is reasonable, the rules are the rules, and they should be obeyed." Isn't it just a poem? It's not something valuable, since the ugly aunt likes it, I'll just write it, are there any requirements? ”

After listening to what Li Yi said, a trace of astonishment flashed in the ugly girl's eyes, and even Li Ke and Cheng Chumo had surprised expressions, is this still the arrogant Li Yi yesterday?

After the ugly girl was slightly stunned, she resumed her smile. "Hehe, there's no requirement, Li Gongzi just writes it casually!"

Li Yi showed a strange smile. "Write whatever you want, then you're welcome!"

Li Yi picked up the pen, and the elegant lines jumped on the paper again.

After writing the front, Li Yi did not stop, and continued to write the reverse side in block letters!

Then, the pen fell, the poem stopped, and it was done in one go, this speed definitely exceeded Cao Zhi's seven-step poem!

The ugly aunt was still waiting for Li Yi's poems with joy, although she didn't get the poem yesterday, although Li Yi made her ugly yesterday, but this did not prevent him from looking forward to Li Yi's poems, others may not know, but she understands her heart, in fact, she has always been very curious about Li Yi's poems and her person! It's just that when she finished reading this poem, her face became extremely ugly!

I saw Li Yi write on the front of the fan: "

Snatch the mud swallow mouth, sharpen the iron needle,

Scrape the gold Buddha face and search carefully, and find it out of nothing.

Quail in search of peas,

The heron splits the meat on the legs,

mosquito intra-abdominal fat oil,

Lose your old thief! ”

This is a poem called "Drunken Taiping, Grabbing the Mud Swallow Mouth", which is used to satirize the sarcastic and greedy people and the insatiable hateful face. In the previous life, this song was included in Li Kaixian's "Laughing and Scattering" in the Ming Dynasty, and the original title was "Mocking the Greedy and Ruthless Small-Taker".

It is now the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, and Tang poetry has not yet risen, let alone Song Ci, and it is also a Song Ci that specializes in satire, and Ugly Gu and others have never heard of it. After reading this poem, the ugly aunt was wrinkled together by Li Yiqi's face, this bastard, scolding people is actually out of the realm, did our Xiaoxiang Pavilion rob your daughter-in-law or steal your price, do you need this? also wrote poems and scolded people, but you are still a literati, which is really insulting!

Of course, the ugly aunt can only say it in her heart, and it is impossible to say it in person, otherwise it will really not be over, in fact, the ugly aunt herself is also to blame for this matter, who made it difficult for Li Yi to fly? As Li Yi said in his words, he is greedy and excessive, and he is a thief at a loss!

The ugly girl stomped her foot angrily, and then she still couldn't hold back and flipped the fan over, but when she saw the words on it, she was completely mad.

Li Ke and Cheng Chumo were also very curious when they saw the ugly girl's sluggish appearance, and then they all stepped forward to watch, and then, these two people laughed on the spot, and finally realized that Li Yi was still that hooligan!

I saw that the reverse side of the fan was written in upright block letters: "Trees don't have bark, they will die, people don't have face, and the world is invincible!" ”