Chapter Seventy-Three: A Glimmer of Hope
"Let's go, go see Hua Tuo." The old fox crawled up.
The old fox hadn't seen Hua Tuo himself since he came, so I took him to Hua Tuo's tent.
When I arrived at the door of the tent, the old fox dragged me aside: "Wait here, Lao Tzu will go in by himself."
"Why?" I'm not happy anymore.
"Just you crooked melon and cracked dates, don't talk about Hua Tuo, Lao Tzu is angry when he sees you. Wait. The old fox went in by himself.
Nima, this is an insult to Chiguoguo. Fortunately, I'm used to it. The old fox is willing to go in and stick a cold ass by himself, so he will go by himself, Hua Tuo is very arrogant, and he loves to ignore anyone.
But I was wrong, and not long after the old fox entered, a hearty laugh came from inside.
I was dumbfounded. Nima, Hua Tuo was like a hanged ghost when he saw me, and even I wondered if I owed him money. Why is he so enthusiastic about the old fox?
The old fox chatted with Hua Tuo for a long time inside, and my legs hurt when I stood outside. I don't know if the old fox asked Hua Tuo to come up with a way.
"Tu, get in." The old fox shouted inside.
I went into the tent, and when I went in, I found the old fox and Hua Tuo sitting there, talking and laughing.
Hua Tuo's face immediately sank when he saw me, and I was inexplicable.
"You kid, you're unkind. If it weren't for you, although Lao Tzu didn't say that he could cure her illness, at least he wouldn't let her die young. ”
Damn, is this really a Condor Heroes? My experience is actually the same as in the novel, do you have to let me find a deep Tan to jump into?
I said angrily: "Can you blame me for this, it's not that your wife weighs only 200 pounds."
Hua Tuo glanced at me: "The inner person weighs two stones, less than four feet."
I choked: I didn't expect Hua Tuo's wife to be a fat pig? weighs two stones, that is, more than 200 catties, less than four feet, and it is about the same as slender fiber.
"The doctor also suffers from this disease?" I asked.
Hua Tuo shook his head: "Fat, you can eat it." Seven bowls of rice for one meal. ”
I laughed angrily: "The miracle doctor is coming down for fun."
Unexpectedly, Hua Tuo looked into the distance leisurely, and his tone was lonely: "If I wasn't an insider, I wouldn't be a doctor." Alas, it's too edible to raise. ”
Damn, this, that's. Hua Tuo is a doctor because his wife can't afford to eat?
I sneered: "The doctor is so obese, isn't it that the couple is in deep love, and the husband and wife are in love?"
Unexpectedly, Hua Tuo glared at him: "Nonsense, I raised eyebrows with my insider, and the two of them had no guesses." The old man just likes her plump and true nature. ”
I smiled: "Yes, it's your business that you like your fat lady, I ask if you can think of a way to just be a slender girl."
Hua Tuo flicked his sleeves: "If you don't find the mysterious ancient fruit, there is really no good solution."
I turned to look at the old fox: "Can't you help it?"
The old fox nodded: "There is no solution, there is only a dead horse as a live horse doctor at the moment."
"What do you mean?" I seemed to see a glimmer of hope in the old fox's tone.
The old fox shrugged his shoulders: "Fortunately, the Spring and Autumn Yue Kingdom seems to be in the territory of Dongwu now." I've found the Mystic Fruit with Daddy Slim. I still remember the approximate location, where there are many mountains, high mountains and dense forests, and people are inaccessible. If nothing else, you should be able to find it when you go. ”
I was overjoyed: "You mean that if we go to the place where you found the mysterious ancient fruit, maybe we can still find this fruit?"
The old fox nodded: "Theoretically, I am afraid that after these hundreds of years, this fruit will really be extinct." Then there is no way to go back. ”
I was anxious: "Then what are you waiting for, let's hurry up!"
The old fox looked at me: "How to get there?" Cao Cao is about to come in, what should these people do? ”
"It doesn't matter what they do, they'll burn Chibi anyway."
The old fox kicked me down: "Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu are not here, Sun Liu loses, the world is finished, the world is destroyed, we all have to die."
Hua Tuo looked at me, I didn't understand why Hua Tuo looked at me.
Me: "What are you looking at?" You know what we mean? ”
Hua Tuo: "You use a time machine to travel here, but this is the second world. There are loopholes in time and space, and Chibi is a loophole, and you must replace Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang to defeat Cao Cao and patch these loopholes. The world will be safe. ”
I was completely stunned, how could Hua Tuo know so much, I looked at the old fox curiously.
Old Fox: "I told him, I told the doctor how we got here."
I was even more surprised: "Does he understand?"
The old fox scoffed: "You think everyone is as stupid as you." I only explained it to him twice, and he understood everything. ”
I looked at Hua Tuo like a monster, and Hua Tuo disdainfully: "According to my many years of medical experience, human beings will inevitably progress and develop, and you say that it will come from thousands of years later, which I believe and absolutely believe."
No wonder some people say that Wang Mang's goods have traveled through the past, and you must not underestimate the wisdom of the ancients. If he hadn't explained it like this, I really thought that Hua Tuo had also traveled through our era.
"So what do we do? Regardless of whether Slender lives or dies. Stay here and defeat Cao Cao? "I'm in a hurry.
The old fox looked at Hua Tuo: "How long does it last?"
Hua Tuo pinched his fingers and counted, and after half a sound: "Three months."
"Three months?" The old fox and I were shocked and cried out in unison.
"Find a way, half a year. You are a miracle doctor, and you will be extended for another half a year. "The old fox is eager.
Hua Tuo shook his head: "The doctor is not an immortal, five months, the limit."
The old fox gritted his teeth: "Enough, five months." Tu, chopped Cao Cao in three months, do you have confidence?"
Me: "Yes!"
"Be louder!"
"Yes!"
If there are ghosts, how can Cao Cao be so easy to deal with. I'm going to find Xian Xian, leaving the old fox and Hua Tuo there to continue their research.
Far away, I saw a monkey swaying with a chicken leg in his hand.
"Monkey, where's Slim?"
"It's on the school yard to the west of the camp." The monkey nibbled on the chicken leg in disregard.
"The leader of the army should share the joys and sorrows with the soldiers, and you will be shameless if you steal chicken legs in the camp."
"Roll the calves, and you won't be allowed to eat with the same joys and sorrows."
I leaned over and said, "Hey, tell me." How is Hua Tuo? ”
The monkey was stunned for a moment: "What's how?"
"What I'm asking is how you found this person when you came into contact with Hua Tuo?"
The monkey immediately shouted: "What's the matter, this old monster has given you a numb suit?"
I pressed him: "Shhhh That's not it, he said that he has a daughter-in-law at home, who is as fat as Xian Xian? ”
The monkey was immediately relieved: "Oh, you said that. There's a girl, his wife. Fat like a ball, but slimmer than slim. ”
"Hua Tuo likes his wife very much, right?"
"Huh? Like? When Hua Tuo saw his wife, it was like a mouse seeing a cat. It's not that I'm telling you about the butcher, Hua Tuo is a real fucking wretch, his dominatrix told him to kneel, and he would never dare to stand. See with your own eyes that we are. ”
I smiled: It turns out that Hua Tuo is such a little guess, and he raised his eyebrows.