Chapter 98: "Yamei Butterfly" Reappears!

Since the education reform of the People's Republic of China, primary school students must now be at least 6 years old before they can enter primary school. It's not okay to have one less day, of course, it has something to do with going through the back door!

Zhu Zilong's use of the question of a three-year-old child to test people is obviously a kind of irony. However, Liang Hongyu doesn't seem to think so. Because in the ancient society of the Great Song Dynasty, women married at the age of thirteen or fourteen abounded.

The same is true for men, and there are even children who can become officials.

During the Yuanfeng period of the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a prodigy in Raozhou, named Zhu Tianxi, who was less than eight or nine years old and could recite the seven classics and eight books backwards, and wrote poems and lyrics like adults. Because he was able to read the scriptures well since he was a child, he became a Jiupin county official!

As a result, when all the local children were able to study no matter what, the whole family forced the little "prodigy" at home to read the "Five Classics" by heart.

Over time, officials everywhere have taken this as a political achievement.

Therefore, when Zhu Zilong sarcastically ridiculed Liang Hongyu and could only answer questions from children such as three-year-olds, four-year-olds, and five-year-olds, Liang Hongyu's heart actually did not fluctuate at all, and she even wanted to laugh.

This is called self-defeating, and so is providence! (During the Warring States Period, there was even Comrade Ganluo, who became prime minister at the age of about eleven!) )

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At this moment, Zhu Zilong glanced at Liang Hongyu, who was raising his head and holding his chest up, and opened his mouth to come: "Listen, one plus one, under what circumstances is it equal to three?" ”

As soon as this question came out, Liang Hongyu was obviously stunned.

Because Zhu Zilong obviously speaks and counts, this kind of one-plus-one problem is obviously learned when a three-year-old child first learns arithmetic. However, one plus one is obviously equal to two, okay?

How can it be equal to three?

In the next second, Liang Hongyu instinctively blurted out: "You obviously deliberately came up with an impossible problem, which is specific to make me lose, don't count." One plus one equals two, not three. ”

"Hehe, what you can't think of is impossible? You're too self-righteous to stay honest if you can't answer! Zhu Zilong pursed his lips and said with a mocking expression.

"No, it's simply impossible, you cheat! Unless you can tell the answer, if you can! While speaking, Liang Hongyu raised her little pink fist again, looking like a savage girlfriend.

Zhu Zilong subconsciously fought a cold war, decided to prove himself first, and said: "One plus one, in the case of miscalculation, equals three." You can't even think of such a simple answer. also said that he was smart since he was a child, so you can blow it! ”

Liang Hongyu: "......"

The girl silently put down Zhu Zilong's pen, her face showed pain, it seems that the girl's festival is still positive. Knowing honor and shame, sensible, although the character is a bit of a female man!

Next, Liang Hongyu ran around the inside of the processing room a few times, as if venting something. rushed back to Zhu Zilong's table again, without saying a word, his eyes were red, and he looked at Zhu Zilong tightly.

Zhu Zilong made her feel furious, knowing that she was panicked.

If she doesn't let out the emotions in her heart, she may become crazy.

So, he slowly spoke: "Okay, I know you must be unconvinced, then I'll ask another question, if you answer incorrectly, you know what you should do!" ”

Hearing this, Liang Hongyu nodded heavily.

Zhu Zilong touched his chin, which had no beard at all, opened his mouth and said, "Please listen to the next question: a monkey riding on the tree, a monkey on the ground, plus a total of how many monkeys?" ”

Liang Hongyu stretched out her hand to count them, and replied quickly and affirmatively: "Eight monkeys!" ”

The corners of Zhu Zilong's mouth curved, and he replied: "You are wrong again, it is two monkeys." A monkey rides on the tree, a monkey on the ground, one plus one equals two. You see, it's still a matter of one plus one, and you're wrong again. ”

"Ride? You are misleading me! Liang Hongyu was obviously unconvinced.

"Homophony isn't a problem?" Zhu Zilong stood up violently and stretched out his voice: "The scholars in the world, poetry is opposed, dance and ink are written, there is no first in literature, there is no second in martial arts, and when it comes to-for-tat, I am just an entry-level difficulty." I don't accept this, and I still say that I have been smart since I was a child? Hehe, hehe, hehe! ”

Well, even the big killer, hehe, hehe, hehe, and a tall hat have been covered. Where will the girl be an opponent?

I saw Liang Hongyu jumping straight to her feet and said: "No, this doesn't count, change one, you have to change one!" ”

Zhu Zilong showed a contemptuous expression, opened the fan with a snap, and walked out a few times as if pretending to be a genius. In the girl's anxious expression, she opened her mouth and said, "Okay, I won't bully you anymore." This time there won't be a problem like one plus one! Q, after Sima Guang smashed the tank, he walked to another water tank again, picked up a big stone and smashed it at the water tank. ”

After hearing a "pop" sound, the water tank was not damaged at all, why is this? ”

This time, Liang Hongyu no longer blurted out, but thought about it carefully, and asked weakly: "Is it because Sima Guang didn't smash it?" ”

The only one who answered her was Zhu Zilong, who seemed to be smiling, uncertain, and had a slightly mocking expression.

This expression made Liang Hongyu, who had already been pitted twice, a little uncertain.

Hurriedly lowered his head and said to himself: "It seems that I guessed wrong again." However, why did you still "click" if you didn't smash it? ”

Zhu Zilong couldn't help it on the side, and laughed out loud: "Forget it, just you, you have been smart since you were a child, and you don't even have any self-confidence." I guessed right from the beginning, but I didn't say anything. You gave up on your own again, why can't you "bang" if you don't smash it? Such a big stone, even if it hits the ground, it will be a loud bang, right? ”

As soon as Zhu Zilong's words fell, Liang Hongyu quickly rushed to Zhu Zilong's bed, pulled up his quilt and threw it on the ground, and stomped on it vigorously.

At this moment, Liang Hongyu was a little suspicious of life!

Every question is actually not difficult, but why can't I think of it before the answer comes out? And as soon as the answer came out of Zhao Ta's mouth, he always had a feeling of enlightenment?

Fortunately, Liang Hongyu has a good habit, that is, when she can't figure it out, she uses violence to solve the problem.

Taizu of New China also once said that only in the barrel of a gun can the truth come out.

So, the next minute.

"Amedie!" Looking at Liang Hongyu, who walked towards him with a sinister smile after kicking the quilt, Zhu Zilong suddenly found out. I seem to have pitted myself again!

Half an hour later!

A familiar figure, a familiar movement, leaning against the wall and walking out of the studio.

This violent girl is also said to be one of the top ten famous beauties in the history of the Song Dynasty. Daddy, fortunately, even if she loses her mind, she never slaps her face! ”

To be honest, Zhu Zilong at this moment is very similar to Nobita. All he needs is a life-saving robot cat! Embarrassment!

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