Chapter Twenty-Six: The Dean Is Shameless
Before the roar fell, Tang Feng felt a strong force hit his neck. A dangerous aura filled his body, and the hairs on Tang Feng's whole body exploded. With an instinctive reaction, Tang Feng's muscles all over his body tensed, and his steps floated three feet to the side in a strange way, and he narrowly resolved this move.
"Huh? Wind and snow? A puzzled voice sounded in Tang Feng's ears, Tang Feng hurriedly turned around, and finally saw the face of the person who came clearly.
A pair of pink high heels, black fishnet stockings, a red hip-wrapping skirt, and a red flower pinned to her head, it stands to reason that this should be the dress of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, but after Tang Feng saw the face of the person who came clearly, his nerves almost collapsed.
This Nima, this is actually an old woman of seventy or eighty years old! Her hair is all white, her face is full of wrinkles, and she is still dressed like this, who gave her courage? This is completely the dress of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Huadu Academy, it is really a magical place, and it cannot be guessed by common sense at all.
The old woman didn't succeed in a move, her movements didn't stop at all, and she attacked Tang Feng again with a backhand claw. This time, when Tang Feng was about to escape again, he found that all the directions around him were sealed, and he had no way to escape.
This...... Tang Feng was so shocked in his heart!
After debuting for so many years and performing so many missions, Tang Feng has rare opponents. Among the people Tang Feng had met before, there were only two people who could beat him, one was the Dragon Tooth Captain Dragon King, and the other was the old man of the family.
But now, Tang Feng could only watch as the old woman grabbed her collar. At that moment, Tang Feng felt as small as a chicken.
"Hmph, stinky boy, my mother still doesn't believe you can escape from my palm!" The old woman dragged Tang Feng to the door of the room where she fell to the ground, "You say, what should I do?" ”
Tang Feng looked at this strange old woman, and then looked at the door on the ground, and always felt that it was full of weirdness. "Senior, I only knocked on the door, and it actually fell like this, it's none of my business!" Tang Feng said with an aggrieved face.
It's not just this weird, it's the whole room that's weird. Tang Feng's eyes looked around the room, trying to find any clues.
He was looking for the dean, but he didn't expect to meet such a crazy woman. But Tang Feng looked around, and there was no one else in the whole room except for this crazy woman and himself. Tang Feng suddenly thought, this crazy woman should be the dean, right?
"What do you mean it's none of your business? It is clearly written on the door that it is forbidden to knock on the door, and you still knock, who told you not to see clearly! The old woman stared at Tang Feng with a smile, and her face looked like she was eating Tang Feng.
"Huh? There's writing on the door, why didn't I see it? Before entering the door, Tang Feng also looked at the door number on the room, except for the words "Dean's Office", there were no other words.
The old woman smiled, reached out and took a magnifying glass from the table, stuffed it into Tang Feng's hand, pointed to a "black line" under the sign and said to Tang Feng, "Take a closer look at what this is!" ”
Tang Feng looked suspiciously at the black line with a magnifying glass, and jumped up from the ground as soon as he glanced at it, "I'll wipe it, how can you be so shameless?" ”
Before, Tang Feng thought that he was already the most shameless person in the world. But I didn't expect this old woman to be even more shameless than herself, it's just shameless.
Where is the "black line" under the sign, but a line of black letters smaller than mosquito feces, "Don't knock on the door, violators will be compensated ten times!" ”
"Laugh and laugh! Hey, get the money! The old woman stretched out her hand towards Tang Feng with a proud face, and all the fingernails were dyed red, an old witch alive.
Looking at the nondescript palm, Tang Feng hurriedly tightened his pocket, the 30,000 yuan he had just scavenged from Mo Shaofeng was not hot yet, but he couldn't let this old woman cheat her.
"I don't have any money, I'm a poor student, from the mountains and countryside, where is the money! I'm here to report to the dean, so let me go." "I can't beat people, Tang Feng began to use a soft knife.
"Haha, what a coincidence, I'm the dean!" The old woman suddenly stopped smiling, with that treacherous expression, Tang Feng really wanted to go up and give her two punches.
Although the old woman is not very reliable, she is indeed the forty-second dean of Huadu College, Lian Hongchen.
Lian Hongchen looked at Tang Feng with a helpless expression, waved his hand and said, "Looking at you, it is estimated that you really don't have much money." In this way, how about we pay in installments, 500,000 in four years? As he spoke, he grabbed Tang Feng's hand, took him to the side of the office, and pulled out a stack of contracts.
Tang Feng shook off Lian Hongchen's wrist and jumped to his feet, "500,000, you are poor and crazy." Why don't you go and rob - the bank? "Such a broken door is worth 500,000? Are you kidding?
"Hehe, how can it be so easy to rob a bank, and it's not legal, it's not cost-effective!" Lian Hongchen sat in front of the computer behind the desk, and tapped his fingers twice on the keyboard on the computer, "Tang Feng, are you here to report today?" ”