Cangtou River, the northern barrier of the right jade city, the water flow is turbulent, mostly high mountains and deep valleys, only a small number of upstream river sections are open and flat, and the river can be crossed.

The lower valley of the Cangtou River is the mouth of the killer, which is located in the northwest of Youyucheng.

Although Gao Xiuyan expected that Shuo Fang's army would commit suicide, but just in case, he still sent his subordinate Ling Kun to lead 3,000 men and horses to garrison this place.

After the reorganization of the organizational structure, the Right Front Army was lightly armed and simple, and moved forward exclusively on small roads, plus all cavalry, and moved quickly.

It's just that to the surprise and surprise of the soldiers of the right front army, why did Chen Wenzhou, the chief of the march, not have weapons on his horse, but he was equipped with a pot?

Only those in the know know that the marching master is actually a firehead.

The right front army overcame thorns and thorns along the way, and after two days of rapid marching, it finally came to the gentle area of the upper reaches of the Cangtou River and set up camp.

In front of the Cangtou River, the 1,200 Right Front Army led by Li Siye and the 3,000 Jingbian Army led by Ling Kun confronted each other across the river.

"Scolding war!" Li Siye ordered.

"Yes!" The flag officer led a few loud pawns and began to call for battle.

When Chen Wen heard this, he immediately pouted.

"What's wrong, Wen Zhou?" Li Siye asked.

"The wording is rude and filthy, it is really a low-level scolding battle, Ling Kun will definitely not accept it," Chen Wenzhou shook his head and said.

When Li Siye heard it, such as "If you are a man, you will come out to fight" and "Hiding is a very good man", Li Siye was puzzled, thinking that this is also called rudeness?

Chen Wenzhou believes that in order to intensify a person's anger, it is necessary to talk about his pain and expose his shortcomings.

Combined with Ling Kun's personal resume information obtained by the scout, Chen Wenzhou wrote a note and asked someone to hand it over to the flag officer, and asked the flag officer to scold according to the words on the note.

The flag officer took the note and looked at it, and the tiger's body was shocked, "It's not appropriate to scold like this, right?" It's hurtful! ”

The pawn who passed the note said, "This is a military order, and it must not be disobeyed." ”

The flag officer could only grit his teeth and nod, hand it to the pawn who scolded the war, and scold according to the words on the note.

In the big tent of the Jingbian army of Cangtou River, Ling Kun calmly discussed with his generals the strategy of retreating from the enemy, and ignored the scolding of the Shuofang army.

The generals in the audience were all inexplicably admired, and said in their hearts that General Ling really had the demeanor of a general, had rich experience in facing the enemy, and had excellent psychological quality.

At this moment, the scolding battle on the opposite side suddenly stopped, Ling Kun thought that Shuo Fangjun saw that the scolding war did not work, so he gave up, so he stroked his long beard and smiled: "Li Siye, just a three-year-old child, it is really ridiculous to want to provoke the old man with this child's play." ”

But unexpectedly, as soon as Ling Kun finished speaking, the opposite side started again.

"Is the day better than the old man?"

"Who is Ribi Lao'er?" Ling Kun was stunned for a moment and asked the generals.

A cadre of generals had a smile in their eyes, and one of the generals had a high level of comprehension and had an insight into the essence of the word "Ribi", so he risked his life to reply: "General, they are scolding you, your tuba is Kun, which is the comparison between the sun and the sun!" “

Syllable! Ling Kun slapped the general, "You're only fucking up and down!" ”

The general covered his face and retreated aggrievedly, solemnly warning himself in his heart: When choosing a name for his son in the future, he must carefully consider it, so as not to be true in the future.

Across the river, they started cursing again.

"Ribi Lao'er, I heard that you are nearly sixty years old, I don't know if you can still lift it?"

The generals completely subconsciously glanced at Ling Kun's crotch, Ling Kun stared at him with a dark old face, everyone coughed dryly, looked away, and thought in their hearts: Judging from the reaction and complexion of General Ling, Tang Gou's conclusion has 80% credibility.

"Day by day, with my eyes, you shrink your head and don't fight, it's really caused by kidney deficiency! The disease of kidney deficiency is infinitely harmful. Can cause impotence and premature ejaculation, you get up in the morning to urinate, I don't know if your shoes are wet? I have a good prescription to get rid of the disease. Three sheep whips, one lock yang, decoction with donkey urine, once in the morning and evening, to ensure that your majesty is revived, and the ten women of the night are king," At this time, the Jingbian army camp had begun to make noise, and they were all scolded by the right front army on the opposite side.

"Tang Dog deceives people too much!"

"Who said no, I've never seen such a shameless and obscene scolding war!"

"The old general can bear it? I can't take it anymore! ”

"Even if our old general doesn't raise it, he can't expose other people's shortcomings in public!"

The sound of the scolding on the other side was muffled by the noise, Ling Kun couldn't help but be curious while being furious, and asked, "What else are they scolding?" ”

One of the generals listened with his ears pointed out for a moment, his face hesitant.

Ling Kun shouted: "Say! ”

It turns out that curiosity is an important factor that drives people to success or self-destruction.

The general said in a low voice: "Tang Gou said that the son you gave birth to is not without eyes, but has seven eyes, and said that this is called Seven Tricks, whatever you want," the general really didn't dare to continue, for fear of following in the footsteps of that colleague in Fangcai.

But in view of Ling Kun's persecutive eyes, he could only continue, "Tang Gou also said that your concubines are all fornicating with wild men, I don't know how many green hats I have put on you, looking from a distance, there is a green cloud over our camp, just like the prairie of the green mountains, they say that this is the brother of the Central Plains: the Central Plains is a little green." ”

Click!

Ling Kun slapped the handsome case to a pulp, "Heiye Xiao'er dares to do this, insulting me too much!" Beat the drum and gather the generals, the old man wants to capture this fang alive! Eat meat and drink blood! ”

Li Siye sneezed, and invisibly he had become Chen Wenzhou's exclusive backer.

An Qinglong was like this at the beginning, and Ling Kun is like this now, the mastermind behind the scenes is Chen Wenzhou, and the crime belongs to Li Siye.

The soldiers of the right front army all smacked their lips, and they all came to a conclusion: It's okay to offend the emperor, but don't offend Chen Wenzhou, the head of the army!

Li Siye swallowed his saliva, looked at Chen Wenzhou with complicated eyes and said: "The wording is subtle and euphemistic, the meaning is concise and profound, it is really a high-level scolding war!" Wen Zhou, I really didn't mistake you for my brother. ”

Chen Wenzhou humbly bowed his hand and said with a smile: "The general has won the award, I just have the mentality of treating diseases and saving people, and persuade Ling Kun to be good, after all, it is my consistent style of doing things to convince people with virtue." ”

At this moment, Ling Kun led the Jingbian army out of the camp and confronted the Shuofang army.

Ling Kun was already so angry that his face turned black, his long beard shook up, and his right to reputation and privacy had been seriously violated, "Heir, my son!" If there is a kind of let the horse come, don't make a big fuss, the old man is waiting for you here! ”

The Right Front Army and the Jingbian Army confronted each other across the river, and it was true that Chen Wenzhou's scolding war was extremely insulting and provocative, so the men and horses of the Jingbian Army began to shout incessantly and scolded back.

In order to keep their morale high, the right front army naturally scolded each other in a clear manner, and the situation was like two groups of long-legged women scolding each other across the riverbank.

However, the Jingbian army did not have the slightest intention of killing, and the right front army also did not move forward, so the two sides began a huge war of words on the eve of hand-to-hand combat.

According to historical records: On that day, the water of the Cangtou River rose sharply.