Chapter 506: Tiger and Crane Twin Shapes

It's just that the original rockery and the deep pool are gone, replaced by a piece of fine sand and a few green bamboos that only exist in the southwest.

"The last time Mr. came, there was no comment, presumably because I thought the previous furnishings were a bit clichΓ©, I don't know this time, maybe I can get into the eyes of Mr.?"

The head of the Guo family seemed to be polite, but he still didn't get up to greet him, and sat upright in his seat, quite domineering.

Liu He looked at him like that, and he didn't get angry.

It's not that our buddies hate the rich, but your fucking show off your wealth is too obvious, right?

was unhappy in his heart, but Liu He didn't show it at all on his face.

He walked over and took a closer look at the two things.

The sand seems to have been carefully selected, I don't know how many times it has been sifted, there are no impurities at all, pure white sand grains, seemingly scattered irregularly, but after a closer look, it is not difficult to find that someone has deliberately placed it.

Looking at those few emerald bamboos, that's even more useless.

In this piece of fine sand, these bamboos produced in the southwest are obviously not able to survive, and the only explanation is that these bamboos have just been transported, and if you want to keep them, there is only one way, that is, to replace fresh bamboo every day.

These two things, although they don't look as atmospheric as the previous rockeries and pools, have obviously increased the difficulty by several grades, and if they don't have a strong strength, they can't do it at all.

Liu He looked at the head of the Guo family, who looked a little interested, and immediately had an idea.

The more you want me to praise you, the more I don't praise you, and I'm in a hurry to kill you old boy!

Liu He squatted down, picked up a handful of sand, put it in the palm of his hand and looked at it, then stood up and circled around the green bamboos a few times.

"These two things, rare are quite rare, but they are not too domineering." Liu He frowned and commented pretending to be a gesture.

"Oh?" The head of the Guo family seems to be very interested in the word domineering, "In Mr.'s opinion, what is domineering?" ”

Liu He held his chin and circled back and forth around the fine sand a few times, deliberately pretending to be thoughtful.

"This sand is indeed a good thing, at first glance, it looks like it has been transported from the sea, but how many people here have seen the sea? If you catch up with those who don't know the goods, you will think that this is a white flour scattered on the ground. ”

After commenting on the sand, Liu He came to the side of the green bamboo again, and sighed: "Bamboo is such a thing, elegant but elegant, but it has a characteristic, easy to bend and difficult to break." At best, it's a big husband who can bend and stretch, but if it's ugly, it's a real villain who can bend down when he sees anyone and lives in the world with a dead face. ”

The head of the Guo family smiled faintly, and did not make any response to Liu He's serious nonsense.

Liu He said with a hippie smile: "I'm a person who doesn't like to talk and go around in circles, I can say whatever I want, if there is something offended......"

The head of the Guo family was just about to habitually say that sentence, and it didn't matter, so he heard Liu He continue: "Then I can't help it, you can just make do with it." ”

The head of the Guo family was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "The old man has lived for such a long time, and it is the first time I have seen a scholar like you, sir." ”

Although he knew that the head of the Guo family said this in order to save the face of both parties, Liu He still said seriously: "That's because you have seen too little of the world." ”

The head of the Guo family glanced at Liu He meaningfully, "Since Mr. has seen the world, please ask Mr. for advice." ”

Liu He pointed to the fine sand, "Don't use all of this sand, replace it with a bath." ”

"Bath?" The head of the Guo family was obviously a little surprised.

Liu He looked at the head of the Guo family with a look that seemed that you had indeed never seen the world, and said helplessly: "What kind of place is this?" Where to eat! But who hasn't eaten this meal, if you want to be a maverick, you have to soak in the bath and drink a little wine at the same time, that's called moisturizing. ”

The head of the Guo family smiled: "Moisturizing is there, but where does this domineering word come from?" ”

"That's not easy, it turns out that the few broken bamboos here have all been taken away, what's the point of putting a dead thing here, if you want to raise it, you have to feed it! Put on a crane and come again...... One more big tiger! ”

Seeing that the head of the Guo family did not speak, as if he was shocked by his words, Liu He spoke even more energetically.

"Tiger and crane double shape, do you understand? Forget it, look at you like that, you must not have heard of it. This crane must be white-haired and red-topped, just like the kind painted on the wall, the tiger must hang its eyes on the white-fronted tiger to have momentum. By the way, these two things can neither be tethered nor put in cages, they have to be kept free-range, and they have to be let go around the house twice if they have nothing to do, that is called real domineering! ”

"It's just that ah......" Liu He's words suddenly changed, and his face showed a hint of melancholy, "The water in your pool has to be changed often." ”

The head of the Guo family was quite cooperative, and then asked, "Why is this?" ”

Liu He blinked his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "Do you think, when others come here to eat, it's okay to say when they see the crane, and when they see the white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes, then they can't be scared to pee?" The water in this pool, if you don't change it frequently, what line will you do? ”

After saying this, Liu He looked at the head of the Guo family with a smile, and wanted to see his pale face.

Unexpectedly, after pondering for a moment, the head of the Guo family nodded slowly, "I have written down all of Mr.'s advice." I'm bothered a lot today, so I'll invite my husband here another day. ”

This time, it was Liu He's turn to be a little inexplicable, and he couldn't guess the other party's intentions.

Listening to the meaning of this, this is an eviction order.

Liu He couldn't help but laugh and said, "You called me here today, just for this matter?" ”

The head of the Guo family nodded with a smile, "This little thing, and bothering Mr. to make a trip, is indeed a bit of a fuss." ”

Liu He squinted his eyes, looked at the guy who was obviously a little intentional to play tricks on himself, and said with a smile: "I've been here twice, not to mention a meal, I can't even drink a glass of water, do you think, is it appropriate?" ”

The head of the Guo family said calmly: "This meal will have to be invited sooner or later, when Mr. is satisfied with me here, it will not be too late to eat." ”

Liu He's face sank, "What if I'm not satisfied all the time?" ”

The head of the Guo family said expressionlessly: "Then Mr. is afraid that he will not be able to eat this meal." ”

A hint of coldness flashed in Liu He's eyes, "Do you think that without your Guo family's meal, everyone in the world would starve to death?" ”

The head of the Guo family looked calm, "That's not it, it's just that some of the food is delicious, and some are difficult to swallow. ”