I was wrong, I was really wrong.

I shouldn't have redeemed that ticket in the first place, I didn't know it was going to be a peach blossom robbery.

Alas, it's all tears.

There's a 'square' sitting across from you, don't ask me why she's called a 'square'. I know I'm exaggerating, but her height-to-weight ratio is hard not to be reminiscent of a 'square'.

Well, that's considered a personal attack. This is not good, but I am an educated and civilized youth.

If you know what I've just experienced, you'll understand why I'm so vicious. But I don't know her name.

Her arms were thicker than my thighs, and I swore no exaggeration this time. It's actually thicker than my waist.

Her neck was shrunk into her fat and out of sight, and her fingers reminded me of watery pig's trotters.

Luckily she was sitting, and I was so scared that the chair under her ass would be crushed to pieces.

She didn't seem to be any different when she stood up than she sits. Sitting is a bunch of meat balls, standing up is a mountain of meat.

The square is too awkward, so I'd better call her Roshan.

Roshan is my girlfriend now. A few minutes ago she was just a passerby, and now she is my girlfriend, and I want to cry without tears.

I, Xiao Ming. After Xiao Ming's joke became popular, the most common thing people said to me was: "Xiao Ming, get out!"

At twenty-two, I've never been in a relationship, and I've never even touched a girl's hand. Today I not only touched Roshan's hand, but also touched her thigh.

I, Xiao Ming. At the age of twenty-two, I had my girlfriend. A girlfriend like a mountain of meat, I want to die.

It is said that when you meet love around the corner, what I encounter is the peach blossom robbery. But I think it's more appropriate to call it the Quartet Tribulation, the Roshan Tribulation, and the Meat Ball Tribulation.

In the afternoon, I rode the broken bicycle except for the bells. Humming my song: "We people, I'm really happy today......"

I should be happy, because I have the crumpled lottery ticket in my pocket, and my mind is full of Fan Jin's sentence: 'Hey, okay, I won!' '

Fan Jin is the winner, and I am the winner. Fan Jin is crazy, and it's almost the same if I'm not crazy.

After persevering in buying lottery tickets for so many years, I finally saw the money back. Third prize, 3,000 RMB.

I went back and forth dozens of times at the winning numbers. At the same time, I regret why I didn't choose the right two anymore, in that case I would really go crazy.

There is no good thing for people to be happy, and dogs are happy to grab and eat. Just as I rode my bike and sang a song to the corner lottery station to claim my prize. Around the corner I met her – a mountain of meat.

Roshan, visually about 165, but weighs about 265. Without looking at her head, the width of her shoulders is equal to her height - square.

Years of driving experience, or riding experience, is more appropriate.

Years of riding experience have taught me a good skill. Just as my front wheel was a fist away from her body, I stopped the car just in time.

Later, I often recalled that sad afternoon, based on what I knew about myself. I could have stopped the car a meter away from her, and the reason why I was ten centimeters away from her was completely frightened by her appearance.

I know I've been saying that her appearance is a very tasteless thing. It's not her fault that people are fat.

But it's far from that simple. It's really not her fault that she's getting fat, but it's her fault that she dominates me.

She just looked at me like that, and I looked at her. I didn't know and thought it was love at first sight.

Have you ever seen a pervert staring straight into a beautiful woman's eyes, yes. She just stared at me like that.

The other way around, though. The female pervert stared straight at me, her eyes full of obscenity. For the first time, I found out that the original woman's obscene appearance was doubly terrifying. She didn't even notice that the ice cream in her hand had fallen on the floor.

I had a feeling that I was going to be forced X, and I was so frightened that I couldn't help but cover my chest.

She reacted, and she collapsed suddenly.

Touch porcelain!

It's none of my business, I didn't touch her at all. So I wanted to slip away.

As I passed by her, she grabbed my leg and I felt my leg step into the dough. Even if I know Jiuyang Divine Skill, don't even think about breaking free.

"Someone! It's a hit! “

The melon-eating crowd hula suddenly surrounded him, and the terrible thing was that someone was really holding a piece of watermelon in his hand.

"He, he hit me. I still want to ......run," Roshan said, pointing at me, and let go of his hand. I felt a feeling in my thighs pulling out of the mud.

"No, I didn't hit her. It was she who poured herself, and she touched the porcelain. “

The people who eat melons are immediately not calm.

"You didn't hit people, why did they fall?"

"Touching porcelain? I've heard of people looking for Mercedes-Benz BMW to touch porcelain, and it's the first time I've seen someone riding a bicycle to touch porcelain. “

They stopped me from leaving, when did the people who eat melons have such good quality?

At this time, the man with a piece of watermelon in his hand spoke: "Young man, it doesn't matter if you bump into it or not." Now that they're lying here, you should help them up. “

I can see it clearly, the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks of this kid who eats melons, and Roshan are fat and thin, but they complement each other.

"Yes, help people up first."

"It's like, it's cool underground."

I had no choice but to stop the car. Squatting down, straining hard, not moving at all.

"Come, brother. Hand in hand. "I waved at the melon-eating crowd.

"Hula!" With a bang, the crowd immediately moved away from me, and they felt that the farther away from me, the safer they were. It seems that I overestimated them, it's okay to watch it lively these days, and no one wants to cause trouble.

I had to use my strength to feed again, and the mayflies shook the trees, and Roshan looked at me with squinting eyes.

I tried to change the angle, and I lifted her calves up. Actually, I couldn't tell which was her arm and which was the leg, because in my eyes it was all a lump of fat in vain. I just wanted to pick her up from a different angle.

"He touched my thigh!" Roshan screamed like a pig, and then grabbed my hand like a chicken and pressed it on her thigh.

"Click! Click! "That's the sound of a phone taking pictures.

The people who eat melons are holding mobile phones in their hands.

"In broad daylight, the young man was lustful and touched the girl's thigh. How about the title? “

"You're not good, you're not attractive enough. Look at me, "The Man Hit the Girl and Didn't Save It, but Touched the Girl's Thigh"

"Heavy taste, the man is horny, and he touches the girl's thigh in front of everyone's eyes"

……

I swear, I want to kill them to death.

"You're in this group!" I understand.

Touch the porcelain gang!

The melon-eating crowd showed the expression that your kid was finally enlightened.

"Tell me, how much." I consider myself unlucky, there are many of them.

"Okay, I'll give you two paths." Roshan said, "Either give me 5,000 yuan......

"Why don't you just go and grab the money, do you think I'm worth five thousand dollars?" I interrupted her.

Roshan sneered, and finally shook off my hand: "I know you can't take it, so I give you another way, you be my boyfriend."

"I'll give the money." I said, I looked at Roshan again, I didn't have a choice.

"This lottery won the third prize, three thousand dollars. You can redeem it at the lottery station next to it. I still have seventy-two dollars in my wallet, and I only have that much. “

The kid with the watermelon threw the melon peel in his hand, took the lottery ticket and my seventy-two yuan and flashed into the lottery station. It was so fast, I thought this kid would teleport.

"No, five thousand. Not a single point less. Roshan insisted.

"It's so special, you guys. That's all I have, and I'll kill or steal whatever you want. "I'm barefoot now, I'm not afraid to wear shoes.

But I was wrong, forgetting that they were barefoot, too.

Roshan is more horizontal than me: "Then there is no way, you can only be my boyfriend!"

Five minutes later, Brother Watermelon returned. With a stack of money in his hand. I stared straight at the stack of money, three thousand dollars was very thin, but it was also my money, I mean it was mine.

I don't want to sing about our people anymore, I want to sing my heart is too chaotic, my heart is blank, I want to cry when I'm sad but I can't cry.

Brother Watermelon seemed satisfied, "This kid didn't lie to us. “

"Give him the money back, he's my boyfriend now."

If you don't bring it like this, I don't want the money.

"I don't want money, let me go."

"No, you didn't give enough money. You can only be my boyfriend. “

There is still such a truth in the world.

"Why do you have to ask me to be your boyfriend?"

"Because you're ugly!"

I choked on what the hell this person was