Chapter Seventy-Six: A Difficult Girl
'Whoa! If it weren't for our Nana, the ghost would be willing to stay like this! ’
Although he successfully befriended Li Longji and Yang Guifei, Jiang Bangyan still failed to get his wish and got the opportunity to peep at the two of them taking a bath.
Standing at the door of the bathroom, he kept complaining in his heart that the pair of water ducks in the house were not dragons and phoenixes in the water.
Seeing the palace maids shuttling back and forth in the bathroom, Jiang Bang's eyes rolled, and a stream of bad water instantly came out of his stomach, stretched out his hand, and stopped a little Mengxin: "Sister, wait a minute!" ”
The little palace maid obviously didn't expect that such a big Gao Gong Guild would be so polite to her, she was so frightened that she was shocked at that time, and unconsciously made a gesture: "What does the father-in-law command?" ”
"It's nothing!" Jiang Bang smiled evilly, pinched his chin and circled around the trembling little girl three times: "How about helping the miscellaneous family come up with something?" ”
"Something?" The palace maid raised her head in astonishment, and replied with a blank face: "Father-in-law, you are a celebrity next to Your Majesty, what do you want, wait for Your Majesty and Niangniang to take a bath, you can't take it yourself!" ”
"Hmm!" After listening to the palace maid's words, Jiang Bangyan rolled his eyes when he was choked.
In his opinion, as long as Li Longji and Yang Guifei don't take a bath, they run in and take out a few bath towels, it is simply a matter of raising their hands, and there is no difficulty at all.
What embarrassed him was that there were too many bath towels in it, and he couldn't find which one Yang Guifei had used, if he was a big eunuch who ran to the bathroom every day to steal the bath towel, he would be discovered sooner or later.
Although he is lucky, Li Longji will never snub himself because of a few bath towels, but he doesn't listen to this matter!
After pondering for a moment, Jiang Bangyan pulled his face and said with a threat: "Nonsense, if the miscellaneous family can wait, I still need to beg you." It's not urgent, and it's not easy to get in! ”
The palace maid nodded thoughtfully, pouted and asked cautiously: "Then may I ask my father-in-law, what do you need the slave to take?" ”
"Bath towel! Just use it! Seeing that the little girl had opened her mind, a smile suddenly appeared on Jiang Bang's face, and she bowed forward: "I want my mother to use it, understand?" ”
"Understood!" The palace maid answered, got up and walked towards the bathroom, went out two steps, and suddenly turned around: "Why?" ”
Jiang Bangyan pulled his face: "Miscellaneous household things, I still need to report to you, what so much nonsense, hurry up!" ”
"Oh!" Seeing that Father-in-law Gao was about to be angry, and the consequences might be serious, the little palace maid didn't dare to be stubborn, and hurriedly ran into the bathroom. After a stick of incense, he ran out like a thief with a bath towel.
Peeked around, saw that there was no one around, let out a long sigh of relief, patted his chest with his hand, and handed it to Jiang Bangyan with a bath towel: "Father-in-law!" Something you want! ”
"Yes, you can still improve!" Jiang Bang's eyes were in ecstasy, he reached out to take the bath towel, looked up at the sky, saw no signs of thunder, knew that he was thinking about things simple again, and couldn't help but feel annoyed again, but his face was silent, he praised it casually, and walked out with his hands behind his back.
As a high-ranking eunuch, Li Longji took a bath, and he didn't have to wait by his side at all.
The reason why I stayed there was nothing more than to get the bath towel in my hand, so that I could go back and reunite with Liu Nana as soon as possible.
This will see that stealing the bath towel will not work, and naturally there will be no interest.
As soon as he walked out of the door, he raised his hand and slapped his brain: "You two, you can't help me come up with ideas!" Nima watches a group of beauties dangling in front of her every day, Lao Tzu's equipment is not complete, but his psychology is quite healthy, this kind of day is too tormenting, I have had enough! ’
"Yes!" As soon as he finished burying it, Xi Shi's tears and gloating voice sounded in his mind: "Let you swear nonsense, this time you know it's amazing!" After a few breaths, she seemed to be afraid that Jiang Bangyan would be too annoyed, and her tone suddenly softened: "I'll tell you!" Don't be careful! You don't want to think about how the hatred between me and Diao Chan came about! If you can pass the test with it, will your Liu Nana have to wait for so many years? ”
"Humph!" As soon as Xi Shi's tears fell, a cold snort came out: "You can't live if you do your own evil!" If you hadn't thought crookedly, how could you dress as a eunuch! Let me say, people like you should be governed like this! ”
'O conscience of heaven and earth! Seeing that the two girls in his head not only didn't help, but also complained about themselves, Jiang Bangyan shouted in his heart: "I haven't seen Yang Guifei, what might I think of her!" It's definitely not my fault. ”
"Phew!" Diao Chan hated to spit at Jiang Bangyan's brain center: "Don't look at where my aunt and grandmother are staying, I don't know what you want!" Ever since you knew you were going to steal a bath towel, your crooked mind never stopped! ”
"That's it!" After listening to Diao Chan's hateful words, Xi Shixian seemed to be encouraged: "I can testify, before the person came, you began to think about it in your head." ”
Diao Chan hated: "Who is Fei Fei?" ”
Xi Shi tears: "......"
'Oh, don't play this trick!' For the two living treasures in his head, Jiang Bang's eyes are not ordinary crying without tears: he can't hide anything he wants, and he hasn't won when he moves his mouth.
After thinking about it, Jiang Bangyan decided, regardless of the gains and losses on his lips, he gave in and begged for the first: "Do you think it's interesting for you two to lift my old bottom?" Wouldn't it be nice to have that kung fu to help me figure out how to complete the task? ’
"No effort!" "Lazy tube!"
Diao Chan hated Xi Shi tears and pursed his lips at the same time, and each found a high brain cell to sit on, putting on a look that I am too lazy to take care of you.
Jiang Bang's eyes rolled: "I really don't care! ’
The two of them twisted their bodies stubbornly: "No matter! ”
'Whatever it is! Jiang Bangyan gritted his back molars hatefully, and a sinister smile appeared on his face: "Dare not care, I will take care of it!" Anyway, I'm not happy, let's not have any of them! ’
"You dare!" As soon as she heard this, the two girls jumped up at the same time: "You are thinking nonsense, we all have to be uncomfortable!" ”
'Whatever I do!' Jiang Bangyan pinched his chin gloatingly: "What will our Nana do?" Isn't it taking a shower? That figure, S-shaped! That skin is very slippery! Greasy, greasy! ’
"!" He thought about it in a mess, Diao Chan couldn't stand it anymore, his face was red with shame, and his anxious little feet stomped: "Don't think about it, don't think about it!" ”
"Brother Bangyan, I was wrong, don't think about that kind of thing!" Diao Chan couldn't stand it, and Xi Shi's tears were not light, and he twisted his small waist and told Rao with shame and anger: "It's a big deal, we'll just help you!" ”
"Can't promise him!" Seeing that Xi Shi was about to bow his head to Jiang Bangyan in tears, Diao Chan hurriedly said to stop him: "Sister, there is a first time and a second time, what should he do if he wants to use this to blackmail us every day?" ”