Chapter 68: I'm Vomiting Blood to You

The green water is worry-free, and the face is wrinkled by the wind!

Zeng Zhili's face immediately changed when he heard this, even if he didn't read well, he was also from a sub-saint family, and it was extremely difficult to hear the couplet from Mr. Wu, and he couldn't help but look at Chen Le.

I saw Chen Le frowning, as if he was sighing secretly, and only listened to him: "Doesn't Mr. Wu think that such a connection is too simple?" ”

Too simple? Even if Mr. Wu's cultivation is good, he is so angry that Chen Le's face turns blue, this upper link is indeed the lower link, but it is not very neat, at this moment, he was actually ridiculed by this Xiao San, this is really angry old man, since it is simple, you are right!

But I heard Chen Le say slowly: "The green water is worry-free, and the face is wrinkled by the wind, then I am right, Qingshan Yuan is not old, and it is snow-white!" ”

What the? Everyone was immediately stunned when they heard this, this Xiao San is too fast, this is an extremely difficult couplet!

But then there was such a feeling in everyone's hearts, that is, this couplet is too neat, appropriate, and perfect!

Xiao San's lower link is as if it is made with the upper link, without the slightest flaw, no one can find a single fault, it is simply beautiful!

Mr. Wu's face became more and more ugly, and he naturally had a lower link in his heart, but compared with Chen Le's lower link, it was much inferior, which couldn't help but make him a little anxious.

"Everyone, Xiaosheng is ugly!" Chen Le said with a slight smile.

"It's not ugly, it's not ugly, it's just perfect if it's not ugly!" Zeng Zhili stood up abruptly from behind the food table: "Xiao San, your next link is simply wrong, even my father can't come up with such a suitable next link!" ”

Chen Le hurriedly said humbly: "What is the identity of Old Master Zeng, how can he care about these literary and opera things!" ”

Mr. Wu's face turned black directly, you kid has a mustache to shoot Master Ma Zeng, you don't have to suppress the duality, what is a literary drama? Those wine order drama words are, this couplet is something that has to be tested in the imperial examination!

Zeng Zhili smiled: "Xiao San, it's time for you to come up with a question, you come up with another question, and you will die for this pair of intestines!" ”

Chen Le smiled and said: "Okay, then Mr. Wu, I'll have a question, listen well, my second uplink is ......" Speaking of this, Chen Le paused deliberately.

Mr. Wu's beard was pouted in anger, and he had to pinch it out of a couplet, this Xiao San was really hateful!

"The upper link of my second joint is, Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou Wangjiangliu, Jianglou is eternal, Jiangliu is eternal!" Chen Le said with a smile.

Yes? Everyone was dumbfounded again, this turned out to be a unique picture!

Mr. Wu's two eyes were about to pop out, where did this Xiao San get so many stumbling connections? It's not something that can be figured out in a moment!

"Mr. Wu, please go down!" After a while, Chen Le saw that the pair of piercing intestines did not say a word, and couldn't help urging, this is not for you to ponder slowly, this is a competition, and if you don't do it, you will fail.

"I, I'm sorry!" Mr. Wu was embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, he was the first pair of masters in Zhao State, and now he couldn't even match two consecutive uplink, and it was ruined to pass it out!

"Mr. Wu said it earlier if he didn't come out, Xiao San, you won another game, let this pair go through the intestines!" Zeng Zhili has been dancing a little on the side, he has been pressed by Gongzi for so many years, and he is looking forward to raising his eyebrows in his dreams!

Mr. Wu stood there and gritted his teeth, opened his mouth and said: "My upper link is that in the deep mountains of the two apes and broken trees, the little monkey dares to saw!" ”

Chen Le blinked, what's the matter, but I'm starting to curse? He sneered: "I'm right, if a horse is stuck in the sludge, how can the old beast get out of the hoof!" ”

"You, you, you ......" Mr. Wu suddenly took a few steps back when he heard this link, and he gasped with anger.

"Hahaha, okay, Xiao San, you have won again, hurry up and solve the problem!" Zeng Zhili looked at Zhao Kuo's pale face and laughed.

Chen Le nodded: "Mr. Wu, listen up, my third uplink is the Qin Se Pipa, and the Eight Kings are on top!" ”

Yes? Mr. Wu looked sluggish, is this still a couplet? Heavenly books are not so difficult, right? I've been right couplets for most of my life, and I've never encountered such a vicious couplet!

"I ...... I'm not sorry! Mr. Wu's body shook a few times and almost fell directly to the ground.

"Mr. Wu, please come out!" Chen Le pressed forward step by step.

"I'm out of the reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow!"

"I'm interested in bamboo shoots in the mountains, with a thick mouth and a hollow belly!"

"Ahhh Mr. Wu was out of breath when he held the food table in his hand.

The competition has come to this point, the result has actually come out, one person out of five questions, now Chen Le three questions are all right, but Mr. Wu is not on the three questions, Chen Le has won, the remaining two questions can not come out of it no longer matters, even if the two questions Chen Le lost, Mr. Wu won all, but according to the five games and three wins, the result is still Chen Le wins.

"Mr. Wu still doesn't admit defeat?" Chen Le looked at this pair of piercing intestines curiously, with this ability, he actually dared to claim the first Zhao Guo couplet, it was really ridiculous!

"Xiao San, I admit that I lost, please make another couplet, I won't believe me or I can't do it!" Mr. Wu is really anxious, if he loses, he loses, and he admits it, but this couplet is really unreasonable, he can't be blinded, and he has to find face in the last picture!

Chen Le touched his chin and said, "Do you want another couplet?" You can't get it right if you come out again! ”

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, Xiao San, hurry up and get the question!" Mr. Wu was almost mad.

Chen Le smiled and said: "Okay, then I'll have another question, Mr. Wu, listen well, my uplink is, when the sky is a chessboard star, who can play!" ”

"I, I, I...... I am a war drum and an electric flag against thunder, which one dares to fight! ”

Chen Le blinked, and suddenly laughed with a "poof", not only him, but even Zeng Zhili, and some people on both sides also laughed.

Zhao Kuo's face was extremely ugly, he sighed and stretched out his hand to stroke his forehead, he originally thought that this pair of intestines was the first opponent of Zhao State, but he didn't expect it to be so vulnerable, but Xiao San didn't say it, and finally forcibly did it, and came up with such a lower link, but what kind of thing is this lower link!

When the sky is a chessboard star, who can play!

Thunder is the drum of war and electricity is the flag, which one dares to fight?

Let's not talk about whether the meaning of the words is appropriate or not, but what about it? What about Pingxuan? Again, what about your metrics? The meaning of the word or something can be tolerated.,But the last "down" word in the upper link is the sound of the voice.,The next link you actually have the same "war" with the end of the word.,What kind of lower link is this?,It's just nonsense!

Mr. Wu also discovered his own problem at this time, he only felt depressed in his chest, his throat suddenly became sweet, and a mouthful of blood spurted out with "wow......