Chapter 126: Let's Dance! (Part 48)
Now that the lights are on, Nangu finally saw the symphony orchestra clearly, and the first feeling was that it was very professional, violin, viola, cello, double bass, harp, piano, organ, jazz drums, trumpet, tuba, piccolo, flute, clarinet, oboe, anyway, all kinds of instruments, at this time the musicians were all in place, there were men and women, but there was no music conductor.
It is said that the music conductor is the soul of a band, and a band without a conductor has no soul, but this band is probably atheist, and they have never cared about whether they have a soul or not.
The lights were on there, and the lights in other places were dimmed, and the guests, like mosquitoes, also had phototaxis, and walked to the place where the lights were on, all holding beer bottles in their hands, as if they were going to fight in groups.
He Caizi and Nangu also walked over. Unbeknownst to Nangu, Bow was sitting in the band like a dog at this time.
Originally, Xu Yingxiong bought the planning company, and he planned to come in as a waiter like a crazy tiger, but the bow was too rough, and he was unwilling to serve tea and water to people, which was the minimum dignity of a killer, so Xu Yingxiong thought of the orchestra and asked him at the time, what instrument would you have?
Bending Gong thought for a moment and said, "I'll do a!" When he got a clarinet in his hand, he was confused, this flute is not the other flute!
But this doesn't matter anymore, anyway, he was asked to come in and pretend, and this clarinet can't blow sound, but a modified silencer gun.
He already knew about the failure of the mad elephant's assassination just now, but when he rushed over, everything was over, but he didn't panic, came back and sat down honestly, let the wind and waves rise, and sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.
At this moment, a bald master of ceremonies walked to the front of the band, wearing a suit and leather shoes, holding a fake gold-plated microphone in his hand, with a smile on his face, and said loudly: "Distinguished guests, friends, ladies and gentlemen: good evening! On this beautiful night, at this moment of joy, our Maian lady ushered in another ring of life. We gather here tonight, with sweetness, smiles, blessings, and warmth, to celebrate this unforgettable birthday for Ms. Maya......" The master of ceremonies gushed endlessly, and the guests suddenly remembered that the party had not yet started, and after drinking beer for a long time, they once thought that the party was almost over, and this thing was done, and the theme of tonight's party was completely off.
After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, he invited Maya to go up and say a few words, Maya took the microphone, although she was a little aggrieved in her heart, but her face was smiling, just like the master of ceremonies, she just said some polite words, welcomed the guests, and her heart was very moved, and so on.
So when she spoke, the guests also applauded symbolically. There was no conductor in this band, and the master of ceremonies took on a part-time job in this soulful position, and then he waved his hand, and the music began to play
"Happy Birthday to You" is the world's longest-running song. As long as you are a person, you basically listen to this song badly, but it is the first time for Nangu to listen to the symphony orchestra play a birthday song, which has a unique flavor, and it is much more interesting than a small trumpet or a mouth singing.
He felt that he was not a musician, but a play, and he was performing a story for everyone, puffing out his cheeks and pretending, and almost laughed several times.
In the sound of music, two attendants pushed the birthday cake over, with candles already lit, waiting for Maya to blow out the wish.
Maya, who is 1.7 meters tall, looked at the cake that was more than two meters high, and wanted to cry without tears, who ordered the cake?
Are you kidding me? How do you blow this candle? Do you use a blower? This cake was actually ordered by her assistant, not to tease her, at that time, considering Maya's height, she thought that ordering a one-meter-five cake was just right, the candle just arrived and stood on her mouth, and it was rich and atmospheric, but she forgot to consider the height of the dining car, and the cake couldn't be placed directly on the ground, right?
Isn't that for the dogs? The two waiters who pushed the candles were also depressed, and thought to themselves, in order to light the candles on the cake, we used a herringbone ladder.
The master of ceremonies was not interested at all, and at this time he was still holding the microphone and said: "Now I ask Ms. Maya to blow out the candle, I hope that all the unhappiness in life will disappear with the extinguishing of the candle......" Although he said this, he has been thinking in his heart, how to blow this candle?
Maya was so angry that she really wanted to stuff the high heels into his mouth, so she felt that everything was not going well today, of course she would not be stupid enough to climb the herringbone ladder to blow out the candle, which would definitely become the laughing stock of these people's mouths, so angry that the candle did not blow, and with a wave of her hand, the cake was withdrawn, it was originally a formality, and no one really wanted to eat the cake.
She now has only one thought in her heart: This assistant must be fired! The master of ceremonies only knew at this time that he was interested, and he didn't get to the bottom of it, why didn't you blow it?
At this time, he beckoned to the orchestra again, and a cheerful symphony "Anna Polka" played.
The party officially began, and the waiters began to push food and wine from the dining cart, and of course, more beer, all in whole cases.
There were many round tables and chairs on the lawn, and many people sat down around the tables, with beers on the tables, like food stalls, and some people walked to the lawn in front of the band in groups and danced to the rhythm of the music.
Xiao Yaozi wanted to sneak back to the pool and teach bikini to swim, but was caught by Yu Nana. Xiao Yaozi was stunned and said, "What are you doing?" Yu Nana smiled and said, "It's rare to come and dance with me!" Xiao Yaozi said: "What's wrong! Dancing on such a hot day?" Yu Nana pointed to the people who were dancing, and said, "So many people are not too hot!" Xiao Yaozi looked at her and said, "Do you know how to dance?" Yu Nana pursed her lips and said: " That's what I said, I look down on people too much, don't look at me from the countryside, but my dream is to go to the upper class, as the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are ready, so I am always ready and specially learned!" Xiao Yaozi thought for a while and said, "Okay, look at you and look very beautiful, no worse than those bikinis, it doesn't matter if you dance a song!" Yu Nana glanced at him and said: " Don't think crooked, I'm dancing for the first time, and I'm a little nervous about dancing with others, after all, I'm familiar with you, and your outfit makes me feel no pressure!" Xiao Yaozi looked down at his big pants and said, "Okay, since you're not afraid of being embarrassed, I'll dance with you, just dance a sweat and then go to the pool to tease my sister!" (Definitely dance in Chapter 126 of the latest chapter of Oushen!)
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