Chapter 35: The West Dominates England (15)
The battle that night finally came to a miserable end.
Randy and Artoria fight from bed to bed and from ground to bed, and finally a very bizarre but logical end to the fight.
It's just at the last moment, the two kisses and touches, and the clothes are stripped naked, and when they enter Artoria's body, and after piercing the symbol of the girl's chastity without mercy, Randy suddenly realizes that he has made a mistake.
He should have taken off the Libra ring before that.
There used to be men and women arguing......
Woman: You will never feel the pain of our puncture!
"Ahhhh!!!h
That's pretty much it, pirated goods are pirated goods.
Originally, Randy was still thinking: if pain is felt by both parties, then is it a happy thing......
But not at all!
But overall it is still very comfortable, although in the middle of this Artoria still did not give up the plan to kill Randy, of course, in the end it was not realized because of Randy's strong resistance, and in the end after Randy did not resist, Artoria also sadly found that she had been tossed and had no strength at all.
And Randy had already gotten up and went to the side to ring the bell, and asked the maid who had been waiting outside the house for a long time to bring in the bath water.
"I ...... I've had a relationship before......" Artoria said with a slight hesitation as she watched Randy jump into the bucket filled with hot water.
"Haha, me too! Okay, don't talk about this, do you want to be together? Randy asked without looking back.
“………………”
Artoria walked up behind Randy speechlessly, and with an oops, she was pulled into the tub by Randy.
"Comfortable, isn't it? Take a warm shower after strenuous exercise. ”
Randy said this while rubbing Artoria's **** and complaining, "I've eaten a lot lately, but I don't feel much bigger at all." ”
"Do you want to die once?"
"No, thank you!"
"It seems that she is used to being meanly like Randy, and Artoria leans on Randy's shoulder, and the whole person relaxes."
"Hey!"
After a few moments, when Randy seemed to be about to fall asleep, Artoria suddenly spoke.
"What?" Randy asked, as he sobered up.
"What are you going to do with me?" Artoria asked.
"Marry you!" Randy said as a matter of course.
"Are you sure?" Artoria asked.
"Isn't that weird?" Randy asked rhetorically.
"Nope! Why do you want to marry me? ”
"Because you're cute......"
"Is it just because I'm pretty?" The queen is a little strange, because her appearance is not quite the same as the mainstream aesthetics of Europe today, she can only be said to be ordinary, and she is definitely not a beauty.
"Other than that...... You're ......" Randy remembered 100 years ago, and stopped talking.
"What does it look like?"
"It's nothing, but other than that, your character, I appreciate the way you do things, it's rough, but it produces very good results."
"Is that so? Come to think of it, after all, you're not a good person. ”
"Each other, each other!"
This was followed by kissing......
Although the number of times is not much, but under the influence of various OOXXs in later generations, Randy's experience is not comparable to that of a chick like Artoria, and he soon feels uncomfortable, or comfortable.
"Then I have something to tell you before that," Artoria stared into Randy's eyes, thinking to herself that if this guy didn't agree, she would kill him.
"What's the matter?"
"Do you see that scar on my abdomen?"
"See!"
"Can't have children......"
"What!! Oh! I know. Randy was shocked at first, then calmed down.
"Why? Don't you care? Artoria was puzzled, she couldn't figure out Randy's attitude at all right now.
"I love you, that's enough, as for the children......" Randy thought of little Martin 100 years ago, if Khloe's news is true, little Martin is indeed alive, then his descendants should have been many enough to become a family.
After the two take a shower and change into clothes, Randy takes off the Libra ring from his finger.
"You've asked me so many questions, I'll ask you one too!"
Randy half-knelt in front of Artoria and said, "Will you marry me?" ”
"Like a fool!"
Artoria didn't look moved at all, and snatched the ring directly from Randy's hand: "This ring is good, so I reluctantly accepted it." ”
"Of course, what you say makes sense." Randy stood up, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he made a look of a successful conspiracy.
"Engagement rings, remember to always carry them." Randy added.
"Yes!"
That's it, although the relationship has not been for a long time, but speaking of which, Randy and Artoria have known each other for several months, and have also experienced a lot of things, although most of them are unpleasant, but they can be regarded as sharing hardships and hardships, and the emotional foundation should be reliable, not at all sudden, very natural.
With Randy's support, Artoria quickly rallied some of the Welsh forces and re-armed the Celts, tying the knot with Randy as Queen of the United Kingdom of Ireland and Wales.
Such news spread throughout the British Isles in a very short time......
As for whether the rest of the city knows or not, it is not known, after all, the transmission of information in this era is still very primitive, and Randy does not want the other lords of the continent to know about it.
So Randy only used his intelligence system a little, and sent a flying pigeon to the diplomat number three in Rome, ordering him to report it to the pope, and then before he could reply, he couldn't wait to announce that the wedding was blessed by the pope and certified by God.
The wedding begins......
Dressed in black cursed armor and white light veil, Artoria walked to the center of the church step by step under the weak support of Randy, who was wearing silver-gray ghost armor and a black cloak, and was presided over by the chief sergeant of the Field Order wearing full body armor, hanging a parchment Bible, a white bird article, and holding a scepter, and the soldiers who watched the ceremony were all Celts, Vikings and dwarves.
As if they were all the same, these guys were also fully armed, with plate chain composite armor, heavy chain armor, leather soft armor, and large swords and battle axes and longbows.
Of course, it's not incomprehensible to think about it a little, because the time is too rushed, so the dresses are completely unprepared, and they are all bloody guys, and even say that they will continue to cut people after this wedding, so it is not incomprehensible to wear a good-looking and practical armor to the boss's wedding.
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In recent times, England has been plagued by disasters to the extreme.
Among them, especially London, which is the capital!
Once the Celts attacked London once and destroyed the powerful king Alfred, who ruled England at the time, then the Black Duke Edward once again attacked London under the control of the Celts and declared himself the king of England.
And then this time......
The Vikings and Celts were confident and ready to storm London in one fell swoop.
Although the main force of the dwarven army went to the northern York to garrison Scotland, there was still a group of dwarven soldiers in Randy's army, and this batch of quite valuable resources, Randy naturally would not be stupid enough to use them to charge, but used them to make siege equipment.
From a certain point of view, the siege equipment produced by the dwarves is even better than the siege equipment produced by Enides, if the siege equipment produced by Enides is like a product produced by the assembly line, then the dwarves are modified products that have been professionally manually adjusted, and compared with the two, it is naturally the latter's ability to be better.
"So...... Can I also recruit dwarves from the Enides system? Randy asked.
"Not yet, at least not until this war is over."
In other words, can you recruit after the end of the war? Randy was very strange to say this, but that wasn't the point, the point now was to take London, the city in tatters.
The bride and groom who were still wearing wedding dresses came to the front line in person, holding sharp blades and shouting wildly, making the whole siege show a strange joy and high morale.
Different from the cheers and laughter under the city, on the tattered city tower, the Black Duke Edward IV had already begun to regret it, he really couldn't imagine that after a long war, Norway could pull out such a huge army, and even miraculously formed an alliance with the Celts, instantly stabilizing the situation on the British Isles.
The Black Duke's army looked very desperate at this time.
That's right! Unusual despair.
After the British mainland was sacked many times, there was nothing left, and the supply was completely dependent on the Norwegian navy, which was transported from France across the English Channel. But now that the two sides are enemies, Randy naturally won't do such a brainless thing again, so the logistics supply of Edward's French army will be cut off.
Although Edward IV was eager, he was not the kind of desperate ruler, in fact, in the first two months, in terms of logistics and transportation, he asked for much more supplies than normal, in addition to normal consumption, the food brought up was enough for his army to last more than half a year.
But he miscalculated, the first batches of materials were fine, and the later batches of materials were all in trouble.
The grain is poisoned, although it is a small dose of toxin, but there is a little more to pull than to eat, and the more you eat, the faster you die......
"Calculated!"
It was only then that Edward IV realized that not only did he want to part ways with the Norwegians after this, but that the Norwegians were also interested in the British lands he now controlled.
There is no food and grass inside, and there are no reinforcements outside.
London can't be held no matter what, the black duke made a quick decision, and went out of the city to fight when the morale was not too affected, although the number of enemy troops was twice as large as his own, but the black duke called himself a famous general, and he was not a person who liked modesty.
10,000 French troops of England VS21000 Norwegian Celtic coalition army.
It's just that this war, from the very beginning, exceeded the expectations of Edward, the Black Duke,
As always, the opponent uses classic medieval tactics!
A thousand elite hoplites charged, and at the same time the infantry groups in the rear also began to charge, and the coalition army had no fewer longbowmen than the puppet English army, and long-range attacks did not suffer at all, while the Norwegian knights who rushed to the front row were wearing heavy armor even with men and horses, and it was difficult to shoot through even with longbows.
A thousand heavily armed cavalry instantly overwhelmed the front line of Edward's army, and after a round of charge, he took out his battle axe and slashed and slashed, and Edward IV saw that the situation was not good, and decided to retreat.
At this critical moment, the remaining 500 heavy cavalry of Randy's command went around his flank and launched a fierce charge.
The puppet English army collapsed, and finally the black duke Edward fled back to London, completely ignoring the wails of his own army, and the city was full of arrows, and sure enough, the cable of the gate was cut, and the iron gate was pressed, and many French soldiers were crushed in two.
There was a wail in the city of London, seeing that their robes had died at the hands of their own people, and the French soldiers who had fled back to the city earlier were concerned, and the longbowmen closed their eyes when they shot again, not wanting to look again, but the intermittent howls of the dying were tormenting their eardrums all the time.
Extreme pain, extreme helplessness, extreme despair,
The whole of London was enveloped in an ominous atmosphere, the French soldiers who fled back from the battlefield were only 2,000, while the Celtic Viking coalition army that had been killed and wounded on the battlefield was only 100 people, and the coalition army still had more than 20,000 troops.
The opponent has all the armor, the morale is high, and at the same time it has excellent siege machinery, so isn't it completely impossible for the other side to calculate?
Shrouded in defeat, French soldiers sneaked out of the city in the night.
Randy had besieged the city for a week before the general assault, and the last bit of normal food had been eaten, and the city of London was in mourning, and there was no resistance left.
The wounds suffered by London in the previous sieges have not been fully repaired. Randy did the same, and launched an attack on the place where Artoria had commanded the breach of the city that day, and the army dug up the earth on the nearby hill, and then packed it in sacks, and the improved tomahawk cavalry rushed to the gap with sandbags and shields, and ran back after putting down the sandbags, and then built the slope again, and a large number of Norwegian and Celtic warriors rushed to the city, and the city of London was lost.
When the war raged, Edward IV was captured alive in an extremely dishonorable manner, and he was about to flee disguised as a woman, but he happened to meet his former knight of the guard, who had one of his arms cut off and made a prisoner.
His knight of the guard could never have imagined that his lord would appear in front of him in such a dishonorable manner, and with a miserable howl, the duke hung up because of his injuries.
So Edward IV became a prisoner. ……
Randy took a rare look at the Western scenery for a while, Edward IV was still wearing a woman's dress when he was escorted in front of him, and his face was still powdered, Randy couldn't hold back for a while, and burst out laughing, followed by the other guard knights sitting in the big tent of the Chinese army, the Viking captain, and the leaders of the Celtic tribes also laughed.
Edward IV's face turned red, and he wished he wanted to die now, so as not to be so embarrassed.
"Okay guys, save some face for Duke Edward." Randy finally stopped laughing and said to the people around him, and then the other generals also stopped laughing little by little, and at this moment, Randy couldn't hold back or deliberately laughed.
The generals in the barracks, whether they were sincere or fake, almost laughed one by one.
Edward felt that he should be able to faint at this moment, and if he didn't faint, he didn't know how to face it, so he could only faint.
Edward didn't know if it was real or fake, and with a roll of his eyes, Kuton fell to the ground with a thud.
But compared to the couple of Randy and Artoria, Edward is still a little too tender.
"Cold water?" Artoria whispered into Randy's ear.
"Hot water!" Randy has come over after all, and it is still clear that evaporation and sublimation absorb heat are such things, and taking a hot shower will take away more heat than cold water, and it will also add effects such as scalding and ulceration, which is more innovative than cold water.
"Come on, it's too cold, pour some hot water on the duke to warm up."
A basin of hot water that burned at least 100 degrees Celsius was splashed on Edward's body, and Edward IV, who was pretending to be dizzy, jumped up at once, but because his hands were tied behind his back, his body lost his balance, and he fell to the ground again, and then screamed like a pig.
Randy was very leisurely, one step, two steps, little by little, Edward kicked over, making Edward IV's screams a little louder.
"If you make any more noise, I'll hang you in London."
With Randy's cold words, Edward IV immediately lost his voice, biting his lip, extremely frightened, extremely frightened, and extremely angry looking at Randy.
(End of chapter)