Chapter 40: Meet the Taishou
The old fox is really not angry with the hammer, he is angry with Taishou.
Old Fox: "Taishou asked us to recruit 5,000 soldiers within three days, and if we can't complete the task, we will be dealt with by military law."
The monkey's eyes squinted: "Deflated calf thing, five thousand soldiers." It's not enough to bring together the entire Eagle City County. ”
"It's thia, five thousand. Now the entire Yingcheng County is full of old, weak, sick and disabled, where can we levy it? Wu Dalang also called.
Amau, Simon, and they also began to complain.
Complaining won't solve anything, and Wu Dalang is right. Young adults have long been arrested and sent to serve as soldiers, and forced conscription is afraid that it will cause riots.
I took a sip of wine and slammed my glass: "No, why." Who is military law engaged in? We are not soldiers, so why should he do it against us?"
"Yes, yes. Why?" The monkeys scrambled to follow, filled with righteous indignation.
"This is Taishou's territory, he said yes. Do you want to rebel? The old fox asked me rhetorically.
I smiled lightly, "yes, why can't we rebel?"
I was scared of the old fox, and the old fox looked up at me.
I was so happy with the idea that I had come up with that I stood up, "Now is my chance." How about we recruit these 5,000 iron armor, and then turn against this old king? ”
This time, I'm talking about Lao Wang's grilled eggs, which is too guarded.
"yes, isn't that a good thing?"
"If you turn a calf on the other hand, Lao Tzu has long seen that the calf is too unpleasant."
The old fox's face was heavy: "You think Taishou is stupid, he sent a lieutenant to assist us in recruiting troops." Nominally assistance, in fact it is surveillance. ”
I sat down, and we thought things were too simple.
"Butcher, you have to remember. Don't think everyone else is stupid, there are no fools in this world. The old fox frowned slightly.
The hammer smacked out of place, ignoring all this.
The old fox's face couldn't hold back, he raised his eyebrows, and pointed at the hammer: "He doesn't count, he's really stupid."
The hammer looked up, dazed, and continued to smack.
Five thousand troops were conscripted in three days. Then it can only prove one thing, the war ahead is tight.
"Xiao Tu, go to Taishou Mansion with me tomorrow." The old fox wiped his mouth, and he was full.
I looked at him, "Have you ever been a soldier?"
The old fox was stunned, proving that I had guessed correctly.
"How do you know?" He was surprised.
I smiled: "You said, don't take people for fools. Your virtue in eating is like a hungry ghost. I know this even though I haven't been a soldier. ”
"Oh." It dawned on the old fox that his IQ didn't need me to explain to him anymore.
Eat enough with thick skin, but can't eat with thin skin. Barracks life is like that.
Of course, the current army canteen is different, and the old fox must have experienced it at his age. Because my grandfather was a soldier, he often told me about the army.
The old fox got up to go, and I pushed him to his seat. Because I was curious: "Tell me, what kind of soldier have you been?" Commando? ”
I have the impression that among the many branches of the military, the special forces are the most powerful. The monster-like figure of the old fox is definitely unusual.
"You've watched too many TV series." The old fox shook off my hand: "Cooking class, raising pigs."
The devil believed his words. But it should be true that he was a soldier, otherwise he wouldn't be so surprised.
The old fox obviously didn't want to dwell on this issue, so he stood up again: "Tomorrow you will find me to stay with you."
This time it was my turn to be surprised: "No, what are you looking for me, why did I go to see that bad guy."
The old fox smiled ambiguously: "You are my personal companion."
I was speechless for this reason that was not a reason.
"You think that butcher's mouth is too poisonous. It's too stubborn and very yin, and you want the butcher's stinky mouth to deal with the yin and damaged Taishou. The monkey said why.
The old fox was immediately happy: "Hey, there is finally a man who speaks to people." You're right, I've figured it out, the butcher is going to deal with him. ”
The old fox has exalted me, and I am good at harming people. But I'm too tender to deal with yin damage.
"Why don't you deal with it yourself, then I can't do him if I'm too guarded." I'll tell you the truth, the old fox is much better than me.
But he had his reasons: "I can't, I have to make a good impression on him."
I scoffed: "Do you still want Taishou to give you a chance to lead the troops, don't dream about it?"
The old fox stopped talking to me and kicked the stool away.
"Hammer, I've cleaned up the bed for Lao Tzu." The old fox turned around and said this.
The hammer then hung his head and went after him.
……
Taishoufu, frankly speaking, I came once when I gave the old fox an ordeal, and I never came in again.
The old fox runs here every day, and he has to report to Taishou about big things. So much so that in the end he was too annoyed to keep it up, and as soon as he heard that the old fox was coming, he found an excuse to dodge.
The good thing is that the old fox is now familiar with this Taishou Mansion. He walked so fast that I had to trot to keep up.
"What's wrong with being picked up by a dog, can you slow down?" I stepped up to follow.
The Taishou Mansion was very large, and the people saw the old fox avoiding saluting one after another. The old fox turned a blind eye and continued to walk as fast as he could.
"Taishou, Taishou-sama. The post asked to see the recruits. ”
A door in front of me squeaked open.
"What are you yelling about, too stubborn, please." An indifferent voice came, it was the butler.
The old fox beckoned at me and strode in.
I followed, and when I entered the house, I found Taishou sitting on the main seat. Standing next to him was a guy who looked like an officer, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, quite heroic.
"Taishou." The old fox saluted and said hello.
Bian Taishou will always look slow, slow but majestic: "Come, Ye Duyou." Let me introduce you to you, Du Wei Cao Tong. ”
The officer next to him stood up: "In Xia Caotong, I have seen Ye Duyou."
The old fox also followed with a fist: "It turned out to be Cao Duwei, fortunately!"
This Cao Tong is majestic and majestic, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a national face. Just looking at the appearance is the demeanor of a fierce general.
"Ye Duyou, I will let Cao Duwei assist you in recruiting troops. General Zhang Liao at the front had an order, ordering us in Yingcheng County to recruit 5,000 township warriors within three days, and those who violated military law were to do so. ”
Bian Taishou's Yingcheng County was in Cao Cao's sphere of influence. Zhang Liao was a general under Cao Cao, and it was he who sent people to Eagle City to recruit troops.
Bian Taishou. The master who the emperor didn't pay attention to, but he did what Cao Cao said.
Although this is Cao Cao's sphere of influence. Zhang Liao wants to recruit 5,000 soldiers, and even if Bian Taishou sends him one or two thousand, it won't be a big problem.
After all, the supply of soldiers is scarce, but a small Yingcheng County cannot afford it.
"Yes, I will do my best." The old fox said and kicked me.
Me: "That, that." Lord Taishou, the young and middle-aged people in Yingcheng County have all joined the army. These 5,000 soldiers, the time is still so short, how can they be together. ”
"Who is this?" Bian Taishou looked at the old fox.
"This is my subordinate. Butcher, Mr. Tu. The old fox introduced.
Bian Taishou said compassionately: "General Zhang Liao has an order, and it must be collected within three days." Military orders are like mountains, and they are like child's play. ”