"Haha, I congratulate my seniors here!"

Xiang Tong stood up, held the tea bowl with both hands, bowed his hand to He Guan**, and drank it all.

"Good! Everyone is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, and they are all happy people! He Guanzhong laughed, and he could see that he was in a happy mood through several layers of thick sludge.

In the drizzle and breeze, this small wooden shed is full of laughter and laughter, and the atmosphere is harmonious and peaceful, not dull due to the discomfort of the weather.

The rain was pouring down on the dirt road, and although the rain was not heavy, it was enough to drench people.

Not long after, a middle-aged man of five years and three thick men rushed into the tea shed from the rain curtain, and at a glance, it was no different from a soup chicken.

When the general came in, he trembled all over his body and slapped the water droplets on his body vigorously. As he shook it, a few drops of water had already spilled onto He Guanzhong's body.

The man shook the water and scolded: "Grandma, this broken weather, it will rain when it is said to rain!" I got all the new clothes wet, I bought them at the Splendid Pavilion in the county, and I haven't shown them in front of Miss Chu Chu yet, and they are splashed with mud! ”

After that, he looked at the wooden shed.

There are only six sets of tables and chairs in the wooden shed, one table for Luo Changning for four people, one table for the tea stall couple, one table for Xiang Tong, and one table for He Guanzhong.

The remaining two tables, one on the bench with a little rain, and the other just to the right of He Guanzhong.

The middle-aged man's face suddenly changed.

Baba spit!

"Bad luck, Lao Tzu said why it was not good to go out today, it turned out that I bumped into an old beggar!"

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and rubbed his hands together and walked towards He Guanzhong.

kicked over the stool next to He Guanzhong, pointed at him and said, "Hey, dead beggar, what about you!" Whoever allows you to come in and hide from the rain will not look at your shabby appearance, black and dirty, dead old man! ”

"Get acquainted, just get out of here! Otherwise, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unkind to you and breaking your old bones! ”

No matter which continent it is, there are always scum in this world who bully the weak, are self-righteous, look down on others, and feel that they are superior!

Luo Changning snorted coldly, and was about to stand up to help his newly made Taoist friend teach this man who didn't know what to do.

Seeing He Guanzhong's indifferent expression, he didn't even look at the middle-aged man, and his chopsticks quickly grabbed the beef brisket in the clay pot.

Luo Changning suddenly stopped thinking.

Brother Guan Zhong doesn't need me to make a move, but he is a villain, too lazy to bother with him!

The man in the prime of life, seeing that He Guanzhong didn't even give him a tail, suddenly lost his temper.

took a mouthful of tooth flowers and scolded: "Hey, you dead beggar, old and immortal!" Deaf, right, toast without eating and drinking, don't put this grandfather in your eyes, I told you to walk around without eating! ”

Ahem, phew-

A soak of yellow fishy thick phlegm, and spit into the brisket pot with a bang.

He Guanzhong was about to put down his chopsticks, and he paused in mid-air.

Quiescence......

Deathly silence......

The middle-aged man who didn't know what was going on saw everyone in the tea stall stopped his movements and looked at himself. I had to get up on the spot.

Shaking his right leg, he looked like a hanger, pointed to the beef brisket on the table and said, "See, dead beggar, this is what will happen to me if I offend Lao Tzu!" Are you afraid, if you want Lao Tzu to let you go, just eat all Lao Tzu's treasures! ”

After some movement, Ma Xue'e, who was about to fall asleep, was also woken up.

He rubbed his eyes and looked around the wooden shed. When I saw the two extra people, I was stunned: When did it start raining? The tea stalls have become so lively.

In the next moment, I saw He Guanzhong, a gray-haired old man, being insulted by a man in the prime of life.

Pouted, pinched Xiao Qiong's nose, and said with an expression that wanted to vomit: "Well, noise, where did the flies come from and buzz here?" Have you eaten big feces in your mouth, it stinks, and you are sick to death. ”

Poof-

Hahahaha!

Xue'e girl is really cute, in a word!

The middle-aged man, listening to the undisguised laughter of everyone, was so angry that his ears were red, and he was about to get angry, but he was interrupted by He Guanzhong.

"Haha, what the good-looking little girl said, it's comforting!"

After that, He Guanzhong slammed his chopsticks on the table. The body twisted, the left leg straddled, and the movements were neat, not at all like an old man. It became a posture of straddle the bench and looked at the man in the prime of life.

Although he looked up at the middle-aged man, his momentum was not lost to him at all.

The man rubbed his arms and wondered in his heart: What's the matter? Suddenly it became cold, and the eyes of the dead beggar were too terrifying and eerie.

I immediately regretted it a little, did I provoke someone I couldn't mess with and kicked it on the iron plate?

Could it be that this dead old man is actually an unborn master, murderous and murderous?

Thinking of this, he shook his head disdainfully. Oh, look left and right, look horizontally and vertically, it's all a bad old man. Just sure it's a delusion, that's right!

Suddenly his courage grew again, shaking his legs, waiting to see how the dead beggar cried and called his mother to forgive himself.

He Guanzhong shook his head, tugged at the beard on his chin, looked at the middle-aged man and smiled: "Little old man, I am a very easy-going person. I never get angry on weekdays, and there is only one situation that can make me angry, and that is - spoiling food! ”

All:......

Remember, never waste food again, it's a felony!

"Before you insulted Xiao Lao'er, I really wasn't angry. But, you shouldn't have ruined my beef brisket pot! ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone saw a black shadow flashing, and they couldn't see He Guanzhong's movements clearly, and his person was already standing in front of the middle-aged man.

Before the man could react, there was still a look of deterrence on his face, and his chin was clamped.

He Guanzhong's hand exerted force, and the mouth of the middle-aged man was opened.

The man finally came to his senses and knew his situation. The triangular eyes were wide, and he slurred his speech: "Hmm, the four beggars should be, what do you want to be swollen......

Picking up the brisket from the table, He Guanzhong tilted the head of the middle-aged man back. Then, the entire bowl of beef brisket was poured into his mouth, carrying the man's thick phlegm.

The man's eyes widened, and he wanted to shake his head to break free from He Guanzhong's restraint, but he found that he couldn't use his strength at all and couldn't move. The palm of He Guanzhong's hand seemed to have magical power, making it impossible to escape.

The two lips were tightly clamped by He Guanzhong, and the food in his mouth could only be passively swallowed into his throat, and there was no waste at all, all of which went into the man's stomach.

Watch as the man's throat no longer swallows food. He Guanzhong let go of his hand and nodded with satisfaction, still with that innocent and kind expression on his face.

smiled generously: "Haha, he's a good boy." Little old man, I will forgive you for your mistake of wasting food before. ”

Burst!

cough cough cough ......

The man in the prime of life bent down and coughed incessantly, trying to spit out what was in his mouth. It took a long time before he came to his senses, and then glanced at He Guanzhong in fear and horror.

I didn't dare to let go of a fart, so I turned around and rushed into the rain without looking back. It was as if some terrible youkai was chasing him from behind.

After running ten paces, he stumbled and fell headlong into the muddy water. He hurriedly got up, ignoring the expensive clothes on his body that cost him a whole month's salary, and just ran farther than before.

I couldn't see the pesky flies anymore, and everyone's ears were suddenly clear.

Ma Xue'e walked up to He Guanzhong and said with a smile: "Grandpa, I am very well-behaved, and I will never waste food." You've just taught that ugly monster who doesn't know what to do, and you're relieved! ”

He Guanzhong squinted at the lovely girl in front of him, his cheeks were slightly bulging, his eyes were cute and clean, and he was not stained with dust.

He tugged at his beard and said with a smile: "Beautiful girls are very well-behaved, and girls who don't waste food are even better." The girl is a good one, grandpa, I remember you, if you encounter any difficulties in the future, blow this bone whistle, and I will come to help you. ”

After speaking, he took out a white bone whistle from his arms and handed it to Ma Xue'e.

Ma Xue'e happily took it, not disgusted at all, and said with a smile: "Thank you, grandpa!" The bone whistle is beautiful! ”

At this time, Ma Qingyun, who had not spoken a word since entering the tea stall, stood up.

walked up to He Guanzhong, hugged his fists and said, "I thanked the old gentleman for my sister's favor." ”

He Guanzhong stared at Ma Qingyun for a while, frowning, and the kind enthusiasm in his eyes faded a little.

"Don't be so polite, I like a girl, so I gave her a bone whistle. I don't need you to give any favors. ”

This kid, who is young, has such a heavy mind, and is not cute at all......

It's not fun, it's not fun at all!