Chapter XXXIX: FSM

Chapter subtitle: Cook Don't Care, RAmen!

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"Sir, your French gratin soup."

Our Master Yuan pointed to his bowl of soup and said, "Look, sir. If I'm a Buddhist, I can't even eat shallots. ”

"Hehehe......" The three soldiers chuckled a few times, but they didn't know how to speak.

Major Cao Linsheng is still quite kind, otherwise he would not have become a respected teacher. Moreover, he has always been obsessed with the handling of the Qingdao issue at the Paris Peace Conference, so he later let go of the good military attache stationed abroad and went to Tsinghua University to become the head of the physical education department.

He wanted to tear away from this controversial and embarrassing topic, so he tried to change the subject and said: "Neo, you know what? Democrats in Washington are grudges against you, especially ......"

"Especially the old fellow William Jennings Bryan!" Yuan Yanqian immediately said, "Lance, thank you." If you hadn't reminded me, I would have forgotten that there is still this 'great commoner' in the Democratic Party. ”

So who is this Mr. Brian? He was the Democratic presidential nominee in 1896, 1900, and 1908, and of course he failed all three times. However, this can also show his status in American politics and the Democratic Party.

In 1913, in order to repay Mr. Brian for Woodrow? Wilson played a role in the Democratic nomination, and he was named secretary of state.

He was politically and economically radical and was the national leader of the U.S. monetary restandard. The so-called double standard, which is a monetary system with gold and silver as the standard currency, was more popular in the early stage of capitalist development in Western Europe.

Mr. Brian proposed an economic policy that would make the Northeast's financiers sit on pins and needles, and that was to mint an unlimited amount of silver coins at a ratio of 16 to 1 for silver to gold. That's why the movement he led became known as the Free Silver Movement

Well, if this policy can be implemented...... Nonsense, of course it can't be practiced! Therefore, although this "great civilian" has a very high prestige among the common people, he still cannot be elected president.

However, no one is perfect, and he abhorred the prevailing theory of evolution, believing that German militarism and American robber barons were related to social Darwinism.

The brilliant orator, who was one of the most influential speakers of the anti-evolution movement at the time, argued that taxpayers had the right to decide what public schools were taught, whether biology professors liked it or not.

As a result of his efforts, anti-evolution legislation was passed in five states between 1921 and 1929.

This is undoubtedly the "great victory" of fundamentalism in the United States, so that until the 21st century, nearly half of Americans still do not believe that humans are monkeys.

This is because the number of middle school students in the United States increased from 360,000 in 1890 to 2.5 million in 1920, and many children from lower-middle-class families were able to attend school. And they're being educated in anti-evolution.

"Dangchang!"

Thinking of this, our Master Yuan was so angry that he threw the soup spoon into the empty soup bowl regardless of politeness.

"Crime! He's committing a crime! This is a crime against the great United States of America! He gritted his teeth.

Captain Arnold coughed and said, "This...... Mr. Yuan, this doesn't seem to be a crime. ”

"Mr. Captain, how is this not a crime?" Yuan Yan stiffened his neck and said, "When I think of the next generation of our American receiving the anti-intellectual education of fundamentalism, I can't sit still, I can't sleep, I can't eat......"

"Sir, your spaghetti for three."

"Thanks, can you give me some ketchup?"

"Absolutely."

"Hulahula...... Hula. ”

In front of the three officers who were not small in appetite, Master Yuan, who was huffing, killed the Italian seafood noodles for three in three bites, and then picked up a large piece of bread in front of him and began to wipe the soup on the plate.

He wiped it and said, "By the way, where did I go?" ”

Major Cao stammered: "Food, food, food is not sweet." ”

"Yes, when I think about such a thing, I don't have much appetite for anything." Yuan Yanqian said very seriously, "Twenty-first century...... Well, what was the most important thing in the twentieth century? ”

"Talent, of course!"

"If the next generation of us in the United States receives such an ignorant education at an early age, then we will only cultivate a group of gods and not talents. In this case, how can the United States lead the development of science and technology? How can we compete with the nations? How to maintain the status of the world's largest industrial country? ”

"No, we can't sit idly by!" Our Master Yuan made up his mind in an instant, so he immediately stood up and raised his hand and said, "Aiter, three more pasta!" ”

"People with quirks are not necessarily geniuses, but geniuses must have quirks, because their brain circuits are different from those of ordinary people. This sentence was said by Mr. Yuan Yanqi. And as a genius, he does have quirks, as he used to say, food inspires him, and inspiration gives him appetite. ”

"He really likes to work at the dinner table, and the smoother the creation, the better his appetite will be. So some people say that Mr. Yuan is certainly not the person with the largest amount of food in the world, but he is likely to be the genius with the largest amount of food. ”

β€”Excerpt from "The Quirks of Geniuses"

After a while, the three-person noodles that Yuan Yanqian called again were delivered.

This time, however, he didn't eat it right away, but rolled up some noodles with a fork and stacked them in the empty bowl in front of him, then made two balls out of mashed potatoes and placed them on top of the noodles, and then dotted them with two dots of ketchup. Finally, he used a fork to sort out the shape of the noodles a little, and separated a few noodles from the pile as if they were tentacles.

He lifted the basin and looked at it, nodded in satisfaction, and then showed it to the three officers present......

"Look, gentlemen!"

The three officers were indeed a little helpless about his very childish and childish behavior, but they were not very angry. This is because ...... People are artists who can ignore the rules of the world, not soldiers who have to follow the rules.

Aren't all artists like this, and the more nervous the artist is, the more powerful it is.

To put it bluntly, human beings are much more tolerant of their fellow artists than they are for ordinary people. Looking at Yuan Yanqian's crazy appearance, these three officers, especially the one who also has an "unruly soul", still have some envy in their hearts.

Yes, our Master Yuan can be so "true temperament". For example, at the end of World War II, he said that if my army was caught between Germany and the Soviet Union, then I would fight both sides, but he almost got on a ship back to the United States.

Of course, they didn't know what this pile of pasta that seemed to have eyeballs and tentacles was, so they had to ask, "Mr. Yuan, what is this?" ”

"This is the god I just created, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!"

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A patient asked me to look up words, woo woo woo...... Murong is thinking about Mao's English?

The reason is that I don't Baidu!! The thirty-year-old uncle has a bad memory, and he is too lazy to Baidu so it is easy to make mistakes, so let's help me catch insects.

Thank you.