Chapter 205 takes the lead first
Chapter 205 takes the lead first
When he spoke, there was a faint hoarseness in his voice, some of which seemed to be magical, stirring the nerves of the crowd.
"I'm blowing right now, I'm exhaling!
Taishang Laojun is as anxious as an order!
The Queen Mother undressed, Fairy Chang'e took off her pants, and the Jade Emperor held a gun...... Yes... Get! ”
Where is he full of nonsense, but he is still talking seriously, and the young ladies on the side listen to the more and more ridiculous words behind him, and they all blush, but there seems to be a faint longing in their eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
However, Li Muran's performance is not over yet, so everyone is still waiting.
Of course, it is unknown whether it is to wait for him on that topic or to listen to that meaty talk.
"Yes!"
"Are you alright?"
Because Li Muran pretended to be a ghost, the current Zhang Shaoming was watched by everyone as if he was a rare treasure.
Seeing that Li Muran was full of nonsense again, he couldn't help but ask, and when Li Muran heard it at this time, he raised his eyebrows
"What's the hurry, it's broken immortal law, you are a little scholar to bear at least?"
Everyone present heard that he was making up nonsense, and what he said was vibrating, the young eyebrows were raised, and he stretched out his hand and said:
"You ......"
Before he could speak, Li Muran waved his hand and said:
"Okay, open your palms now!"
Zhang Shaoming didn't expect it to get better suddenly!
was stunned by his words and suffocated back the words in the back, his heart was extremely uncomfortable, and his face was flushed, but he could only eat coptis dumbly, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.
However, seeing that although he was talking badly, he seemed to be doing something wrong, so he was cautious when he opened his palm, but when his palm was opened, it was empty, and he was immediately angry, and he was about to open his mouth to scold, but Li Muran was the first to say
"I don't know what Zhang Gongzi saw?"
After Zhang Shaoming heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then after looking at his palm several times, he said angrily
"You dog minion, dare to trick me!"
Dog minion!
These three words were the words he hated to hear the most, and now that he said it from the mouth of Zhang Shaoming, who felt good about himself, Li Muran's originally smiling face instantly became cold
"Zhang Gongzi, I don't know what you are?"
Zhang Shaoming saw that he dared to talk to himself in such a tone, and immediately replied
"You minion, how can I be a thing?"
He sneered when he heard this, and then said seemingly casually
"What does Zhang Gongzi mean is that you are not a thing?"
Zhang Shaoming didn't notice the wording in his words, he just thought that he had just said something wrong and hurriedly changed his words
"Who says I'm not a thing?"
"Oh, what does that Zhang Gongzi mean that you are a thing?"
These words are swearing words regardless of whether they are positive or negative, Zhang Shaoming didn't notice that he was getting around now, and he couldn't get around in a hurry.
After Li Muran scolded Shuang, he returned to the topic
"Zhang Gongzi, I don't know if you are a thing, if you want, you can go back and ask you what Ling Zun has raised?
But now our bet isn't over."
"You...... You, okay, Li Jiu, I, Zhang Shaoming, remembered you! ”
The ghost wants you to remember, Li Muran despised him in his heart and continued
"I don't know Zhang Gongzi, have you ever thought of an answer?"
After Zhang Shaoming was instigated by his back and forth words, he was no longer thinking about it at all, he just thought that Li Muran was playing him again, so he closed his eyes and said arrogantly
"I just can't see it, and among those present, I believe that no one can answer this question!"
Seeing this, Li Muran shook his head and said to everyone
"Ladies and gentlemen, what do you see?"
Everyone was silent for a moment, and at this moment, suddenly an untimely voice sounded
"Could it be Zhang Gongzi's hand?"
"Miss, you are really ice and snow smart!"
"You're going to say these witty things, and you're not serious all day long."
He sweated badly, and it was wrong to praise people for being smart and beautiful these days, and there was no one except the eldest lady.
Listening to her words, everyone suddenly woke up, it turned out that it was the hand that they had to guess!
And Zhang Shaoming was immediately stunned when he heard this, and then looked at his hand in disbelief,
At this time, Gao Jun, who had been silent for a long time, saw that Zhang Shaoming was humiliated, and stepped forward to scold
"You slave, you were obviously cheating just now, Brother Zhang only thought it was something in his hand, so he naturally said no.
And you say it's his hand, what are you if you're not a liar? ”
"Exactly!"
When Li Muran heard this, he raised his sword eyebrows, looked at Gao Jun and Zhang Shaoming, and smiled disapprovingly
"Okay, since you think I lied to him, I'm going to make a question to see if he can answer it?"
Seeing that there was still a turning point, Zhang Shaoming hurriedly stepped forward and said
"As long as you have a regular question, I will naturally be able to answer it"
He looked at Zhang Shaoming's appearance and said casually
"Zhang Gongzi, please squat"
"Zhang Gongzi, please stand up"
"Zhang Gongzi, please squat"
“……”
After a few squats, this Zhang Shaoming was already sweating profusely, and he stayed in the happy field too many times at a glance.
"Zhang Gongzi, connect the actions you just did and put the name of the herb in series"
What is the name of the herb?
After everyone heard this, they fell into contemplation again, and Zhang Shaoming was even more stunned.
If the last one was opportunistic, then after all, the hand is still in his own hands.
But now that he had only made a series of movements, he couldn't see the meaning of the mystery at all.
For a long time, everyone's eyes looked at Zhang Shaoming as if they were wonderful.
After all, the answer to the riddle that Li Muran said just now was on Zhang Shaoming's body.
And people's curiosity drove them, turning Zhang Shaoming into a guinea pig.
"Enough, what to see!"
Zhang Shaoming's heart was furious, and he finally couldn't help roaring, and with his roar, the glorious image he had established among many talented and beautiful people this morning was completely annihilated.
"Li Jiu, I can't answer your question, so you can tell the answer!"
Finally, this Shaoming lost his pretentious demeanor before, and even the tone of his speech changed.
Seeing this, he couldn't help but laugh secretly:
A dragon in the distance, a worm up close, whether it is a dragon or a worm, you can tell in a moment!
This statement is not false at all!
"There is a Chinese herb called wolfberry!"
"Goji berries?"
Seeing the doubts on his face, Li Muran spoke again
"That's right, it's wolf!"
When everyone laughed, Zhang Shaoming's face was pale, and his eyes looked at Li Muran with resentment.
Li Muran doesn't care what he thinks, and no matter what he thinks, wolfberries are dogs, and no one can change them.
Looking at his smug expression, Zhang Shaoming's teeth itched with hatred.
At this moment, Gao Jun stepped forward, whispered in his ear, and after muttering a few words, the Shaoming eyes gradually shone brightly.
After the two finished speaking, they heard Zhang Shaoming say sharply
"Li Jiu, your question has been completed, and the next thing is for me to come up with the question."
As soon as Zhang Shaoming's voice fell, everyone's eyes converged again,
Indeed, this is a contest between the two, and now is the time for Li Muran to take over.
"Oh! Then please ask Zhang Gongzi to make a question! ”
Zhang Shaoming first sneered, and then the corners of his mouth flashed with a smile, but the iron blue on his face had not yet dissipated, so he only heard what he said
"My title is: the couplet behind you, any one, right!
You'll win today! ”
Everyone was stunned on the spot when they heard this, and even the eldest lady frowned and looked at the couplet behind her...... (To be continued.) )