Chapter 41: God Is Not God

Subtitle of this chapter: Becoming a demon when you reach the extreme

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"Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has created heaven and hell, and there is a volcano in heaven with good wine and a place of entertainment that everyone loves. Hell and Heaven are set up exactly the same, except that the volcano is full of horse urine, and the people who work in that entertainment place are sick with dirty diseases......"

Our Severn-Ultraman ...... Well, Master Yuan's serious "sermon" made the three of us present and more and more listeners next to them laugh.

In fact, like a large country in the East, the United States is also a country with great differences between East and West, North and South. Yuan Yanqian put these words in the southern "moon...... Well, the Bible Belt "If you say something there, you will definitely be burned to death." However, he is now in the northeastern part of the United States, which is relatively OPEN, and making such a "harmless" joke is quite popular with the audience.

"Woo woo woo ......"

As he spoke, Baltimore, the penultimate stop of the Northeast Corridor rail line, arrived, which also meant that it would take just over half an hour to reach the final destination, Washington.

"Gentlemen, your desserts and coffee."

The people around them were dispersed, and the dinner was coming to an end.

Captain Arnold smiled and said, "An atheist like Mr. Yuan is really very observant. It's just ......"

He shook his head and said, "It's just that I still don't believe that there are no gods in this world, after all, there are so many miracles in history." ”

What miracles? It's just a coincidence or a myth.

It's just that he doesn't have time to refute these so-called "miracles" now, so he has to find another way.

"Mr. Captain, of course there are gods." Yuan Yanqian picked up the small spoon that specialized in eating desserts, and said with a smile: "Gentlemen." It's just that the gods are not what you think. ”

His inconsistent words made people a little confused.

Major Cao Linsheng couldn't help but ask, "Neo, you said that you yourself are an atheist or a strong atheist, why do you say that there are gods now?" ”

Master Yuan patiently explained, "For an atheist like me, of course there is no such thing as an all-knowing, all-powerful, and eternal god. But...... Note that, however, it is very possible that something above us will exist. ”

Is it magic to the extreme? Our student Yuan Hongjian is indeed an atheist, and the "god" he refers to is the high-dimensional creature who created the Master Ball.

He looked at the three puzzled faces, picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth, and said, "If a group of primitive people now saw us sitting in the belly of a roaring steel beast, wearing exquisite clothes that they had never seen before, and eating exquisite food that they had never tasted, what would they think of us?" ”

"Just as the Incas treated Francisco Pizarro as white gods, they will treat us as gods."

"In the same way, if we encounter aliens who have traveled tens or even hundreds of light-years in an interstellar spaceship, or even more incomprehensible high-dimensional intelligent beings, what will we think of them?"

Of course, Yuan Yanqian still doesn't know that his words have finally become ironclad evidence that he is an alien.

He continued to speak with great interest: "As long as we understand it from this point of view, then all miracles and supernatural phenomena have a reasonable answer. What is it to part the Red Sea? What are five loaves and two fishes? What is resurrection after death? ”

Our Master Yuan glanced deeply at Major Patton and said, "What is reincarnation? ”

And his words made this American officer with strange beliefs a little unable to sit still,

In 1944, while leading the Third Army across France, Patton wrote a poem called "Through a Glass, Darkly."

The poem describes the role he sees himself in reincarnation for thousands of years: the warriors of Carthage under Hannibal; Roman soldiers fighting for Caesar; Greek warriors fighting the Persians in the Siege of Tyre in 332 BCE; Napoleon's Field Marshal at the Battle of Waterloo; A French knight in the Battle of Crecy during the Hundred Years' War between England and France.

Farther on, though the vision was somewhat blurry, he saw himself with his face twisted, spear in hand, hunting beasts of prey.

In the poem, he wrote, "On this planet, in countless grand and difficult battles, I have struggled and perished, and I have endured the torment of the world. ”

Well, George Barton Jr. is going to the world of DND and will definitely be a saint in Tampas.

The warrior who followed the reincarnation of the divine will eagerly asked, "Mr. Yuan, can the reincarnation also be explained by your theory?" ”

"Major Patton, why can't you?!"

Haven't you ever seen an infinite stream? The warriors under the seat of the main god have moved to countless planes, not to mention RU Shake and Plants vs. Zombies World, even "Night Sick House" can go.

Master Yuan pointed to his head and said, "Memory, it's just memory. You think you have a past and a present life, but maybe it's just a memory stuffed into it by a being. ”

It's like he has two memories in his old man's head. Of course, there is another possibility, that is, the brain in the jar, but this is really terrifying, Yuan Yanqian automatically filtered it out.

"Gentlemen, instead of believing in gods without cause and effect, it is better to believe in aliens, people from the future, people from other worlds, people with superpowers, ......"

Wait, this line is so familiar to Mao?!

"Ahem, ahem." Yuan Yanqian coughed a few times and said, "In short, there is nothing great about not believing in God, let alone a sin. ”

"It's not terrible for God to die, it's terrible to be free when he's dead!"

Okay, so be it. Anyway, Lao Tzu has also worked hard, and if he doesn't complete this temporary task, there is no way, so it's a big deal to add that "Card: Trickery 2" to his own strength.

"Woo woo woo ......"

"Gentlemen, we are about to arrive at the final destination, Washington. Do you need anything else? ”

Well, it's actually a debt collection.

When our Master Yuan was pretending to take out his wallet, he saw Major Patton wave his hand arrogantly and said, "It is our honor to hear Mr. Yuan's high-minded remarks today, and I invite you to this meal!" ”

Anyway, people have money, and they don't miss this meal, Yuan Yanqian said thank you indifferently, and stopped paying attention to such a trivial matter.

They finished the bill and left each other a means of communication to shake hands and say goodbye.

And by this time, Master Yuan still hadn't heard the prompt sound that the task had been completed.

He sighed helplessly and said, "Master Ball, haven't I completed this task?" ”

"Host, please wait a minute......"

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