Chapter 66: Trial (3)
After Lu Bu came back, he was holding a roast chicken in his hand, this roast chicken didn't need to be seen, as long as he smelled it, he knew that it was an authentic roast chicken smell, but this smell, after being smelled by Kong Xiu, was a burst of vomiting!
Lu Bu didn't know what was going on, and walked up to Zhang Zhang with the roast chicken in his hand:
"Senior brother! What did you do to him? Why is he like this? ”
"It's okay, it's okay! That's right! The next thing to do, it might be a little disgusting, if you stay, then you should avoid it."
Zhang Zhang took the roast chicken in Lu Bu's hand, put it aside, and asked Lu Bu while unwrapping the footcloth!
How could Lu Bu avoid it at this time? This is a lord who fears that the world will not be chaotic!
"Senior brother, Lu Bu, I am also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, I haven't seen anything disgusting, you are busy with yours, don't worry about me"
After speaking, Lu Bu sat on the side, and asked Zhang Li, whether he could eat this roast chicken, Zhang Zhang just replied:
"I hope you can swallow it."
I don't know if Lu Bu didn't hear what Zhang Li said, tore off a chicken leg and ate it in a big gulp!
The tension has untied the footcloth:
"I'll ask you again, do you say it or not?"
Kong Xiu really wanted to tell Zhang Li, but then he thought about it, if he was discovered, it would be the crime of the Nine Clans! And he endured it again.
"I've already given you the opportunity, if you don't grasp it, don't blame me!"
Zhang Zhang didn't talk nonsense with Kong Xiu, picked up his footcloth, and stuffed it directly into Kong Xiu's mouth......
"Uh......h Woo...... Woo"
Lu Bu, who was gnawing on the chicken leg on the side, said indifferently while gnawing:
"That's what you call disgusting, you don't feel it at all."
After saying that, I gnawed on the chicken leg again!
Lu Bu didn't feel it at all, it was because he was far away and didn't smell the smell of the tension footwrap, but Kong Xiu was different, after kissing the mouth and smelling that smell, Kong Xiu felt that the so-called criminal law in the imperial court was simply weak in front of the tension footwrap:
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Do you have something to say to me?"
The tension hippie asked Kong Xiu with a smile!
Kong Xiu nodded vigorously.
"If you had said it earlier, why should you suffer this sin?"
Zhang Zhang said as he buckled the national cloth from Kong Xiu's mouth.
"Uh......"
Kong Xiu vomited for five minutes before he came back to his senses:
"Before I answer your question, I want to ask you one thing!"
"Just ask!"
Kong Xiu wiped the residue from the side of his mouth with his hands:
"You haven't washed your feet in a few days"
When asked this question, tension is really a bit difficult, why? Because of the urgency of the past few days, Zhang Zhang has not been washed since he left Cao Ying, but since people asked, we have to answer truthfully that people are not, so Zhang Li:
"Wait, let me do the math, one day, two days, three days, four days......"
"Uh......"
Before the tension was counted, Kong Xiu vomited there again......
"Okay, I've answered your question, now it's time to answer my question, right? Who told you to stop me here? ”
Kong Xiu closed his eyes:
"Die or die! As long as you don't smell this smell, what does it matter if you are punished by the Nine Clans"
"Well, I'll tell you! It was not Emperor Liu Wei of Han Xian, nor Liu Wen, the right prime minister, nor Cao Cao, the king of Wei, who ordered to stop you, but ......"