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A thick and majestic male voice also roared: "Enough! It's over! ”

Chao Chong subconsciously replied: "No! I must avenge this revenge! ”

The strong male voice responded: "It's over, there is no next time!" If you lose, you lose, do you have to be angry with me to death? ”

Chao Chong wanted to refute, but suddenly found that the atmosphere was wrong, wasn't he killed by Wang Tianyi with a gun? Why are you still alive to talk back to people? When I looked around, I found myself lying on an antique bed with a beautiful young woman and a majestic middle-aged man sitting beside the bed. But their size is really a little too tall, Chao Chong himself is more than 1.8 meters tall, and it can be estimated from his current visual effect that the dignified young woman is about 30 years old, similar to his own size, that is, about 1.8 meters. And the middle-aged man is in his forties, with a beard like steel needles, more than two heads taller than himself, at least estimated to be two meters two or three, this is simply a giant Yao Ming! The problem is that they are still wearing the costumes of the ancients from the TV series.

What's going on? Did you go back to antiquity?

In a panic, Chao Chong decided to ask, very politely: "This big brother, what's wrong with me?" Can you tell me about the current situation, I'm a little confused! Chao Chong asked as he tried his best to imitate the tone of the ancients.

"Big, big brother?" The middle-aged little giant's eyes widened with a surprised expression. The dignified young woman also looked at Chao Chong with a nervous face.

Chao Chong found that their expressions were wrong, could it be that he said something wrong? Thinking that the ancients paid great attention to etiquette, he changed his words and said tentatively: "Engong? ”

"Eun Gong?" Hearing this word, the middle-aged little giant ran out of the door with a shout of "ah", even forgetting that the door had a threshold, almost tripping, and ran to the yard in a panic and shouted: "Chao Sheng, hurry, go to Yuncheng County to find the best doctor!" Bring enough money and go at once! ”

The dignified young woman burst into tears when she heard Chao Chong spit out the word "Engong", hugged Chao Chong and said, "My son, what's wrong with you?" Don't you even know your father anymore? Do you remember your name? ”

Chao Chong subconsciously replied: "Chao Chong! But after answering, he felt a little reckless, and with his wisdom, he could quickly judge that this was the most popular time crossing rebirth, and it still occupied the body of the young woman's son in front of him. The memory of the unlucky ghost has not been inherited at all, and his name is unknown, if it is wrong, I am afraid it will be worse. So he looked at the dignified young woman with a nervous face.

When the dignified young woman heard Chao Chong's answer, she breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest and said, "My son is lucky to remember his name. Do you remember being a mother? ”

The unlucky ghost who was occupied by himself was also called Chao Chong, and finally let himself escape, Chao Chong put his mind at ease and prepared to pass the test in confusion. So he pretended to have a headache and said, "Of course I remember, but my head hurts, and some things are always blurry." I can't remember anything for a while! ”

The dignified young woman said happily: "It's good to remember to be a mother, it's because you were hit in the head, just raise it slowly." Don't look at your dad yelling at you, when you see that you have something, you are more anxious than anyone else. You have to be considerate! ”

Chao Chong narrowed his eyes and pretended to be weak, "I understand in my heart." But it's just that my head is a little blurry, what do I call my dad? ”

The dignified young woman said: "Your father is the Baozheng of our Dongxi Village, and he is known as the King of Tota!" ”

Damn, I've traveled to the Water Margin era at the end of the Northern Song Dynasty!

However, God is also good to himself, this life has crossed into a rich second generation, food and clothing are not worried, food and clothing are worry-free, there are hundreds of acres of good land, if you can take dozens of domestic slaves, idle to go to the street ** a good family woman, life is also perfect.

But even if you think about it, you can't do anything too ridiculous with your own character. Moreover, Chao Chong, the "rich second generation", will soon become the "second generation of thieves" because of Chao Gai's righteous robbery of the birth gang, and then become the "second generation of SB" after Song Jiang seized power and Chao Gai died. There are many crises, if you want to survive, you have to strive for self-improvement!

Chao impulsively moved his hands and feet, and then suddenly found that his arms and legs were thinner than in the previous life, and he found a bronze mirror to take a look, no wonder, the unlucky ghost who possessed him was only a teenager, no wonder everything was huge!

Recalling the introduction of the Water Margin in his previous life, Chao Gai is excellent in martial arts, outstanding in martial arts, righteous and squandering wealth in his life, righteous and thin, loves to make friends with heroes in the world, and is famous in the rivers and lakes. He likes to stab guns and make sticks, is strong, does not marry a wife, and works hard all day long.

However, there are many contradictions in this introduction, Chao Gai's family is rich and strong, and in the era of clan rule in the Song Dynasty, it is conceivable that it must be a wealthy family with many clansmen. The ancients said that there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, how can a manly man not marry a wife and have children? It may be that the rebels in ancient times were taboo to implicate their children, so they hid it. I heard that the genealogy of the Chao clan did not dare to naturalize his name openly after Chao Gai's death, but beheaded the traditional character "Chao Gai" and turned it into "Chao Gai".

The Water Margin era is a promising era, you should plan well, maybe in the future, it is possible to be the marquis and the prime minister, and the land will be the king. So he closed his eyes, pretended to be weak, and said, "Mother, I'm tired and want to rest." ”

The dignified young woman said: "You can sleep at ease, because your mother doesn't speak, it's by your side." After speaking, he picked up the pu fan and gently fanned the wind for Chao Chong to repel mosquitoes.

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, Chao Chong can't help but feel a little ashamed. On the one hand, the parents of the previous life were killed before they could start a family and fulfill their filial piety. On the other hand, it is this dignified young woman who occupies the body of her beloved son, but she does not know anything at all, and still silently dedicates her mother's love.

Chao Chong secretly clenched his fists, the past cannot be chased, he can only cherish the present, since he occupies the other party's body, he must bear the corresponding obligations, which can be regarded as repaying his kindness. A young man from the Northern Song Dynasty with the same name and surname, you can go with peace of mind, my Tianchao Chao Chong will do your filial piety instead of you! I will make your name resounding all over the world, and I will make your parents proud of you!

Untying the knot, Chao Chong felt a sense of sleepiness coming over him, and slept peacefully.

When I woke up again, it was already night, and a thin old man with a goatee pressed his veins and closed his eyes in contemplation, and after a long time, he said: "The pulse is stable and powerful, the face is ruddy and shiny, and the injury on the head is not serious, but the head is the first yang, and it is violently shaken, and it is likely to suffer from the disease of losing souls, which is contained in ancient books!" The only way to crack it is to be careful. The old man prescribes a prescription for the little boy to calm his nerves and nourish his brain, and slowly recuperate! ”

Chao Gai, who was standing beside the bed, said eagerly: "What are the symptoms of soul loss?" ”

The old man with the goatee said: "The light one is forgetful, and the heavy one is demented." Since the little boy is okay to talk, he should be forgetful! ”

Chao Gai said: "How long does it take to heal?" ”

The old man with the goatee said: "The mind is natural, God knows it, but you and I mortals can't know it." Be careful. Chao Baozheng, the old man persuaded you to open some, since the child's life is worry-free, a little memory, why worry about it? ”

Chao Gai suddenly said clearly: "What you taught me is that since my son is fine, it is better not to remember the previous things!" Hahaha"

Chao Chong glanced at this heartless and laughing Chao Gai twice, and sighed how annoying this unlucky ghost Chao Chong must have been before, and even his father wanted to forget about him before.

After the old man with the goatee left, Chao Chong's mother brought him a bowl of white rice porridge and fed him some of it. An hour later, a bowl of thick black and bitter decoction came, Chao Chong smelled it twice and wanted to vomit, Chao Chong knew that he was not sick, why should he suffer from this? So he lied: "Mother, the decoction is too bitter, but there is sugar to blend?" ”

The loving light in the heart of the dignified young woman flashed and said: "White sugar is expensive, but there is no sugar in the village, and there is some brown sugar, so I will go and get it." ”

Seeing this, the maid next to her hurriedly said, "Madam, I'll go get it." ”

Chao Chong's purpose was to take away others, how could he let the maid destroy it, and hurriedly said: "Mother, bring more, I also want a pot of hot tea, I want it hot." ”

The dignified young woman got up and said to the maid, "Go and change a pot of hot tea." "But I went to get candy myself.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chao Chong hurriedly got out of bed, picked up the medicine bowl, walked to the window, and poured out half a bowl of medicine.

"Oops", a head peeked out of the window. A young man wearing a small hat stood up, and there were still some traces of black decoction on his hat and face.

Chao Chong exclaimed, "Who are you?" ”

The young man in the green coat and the little hat smiled: "The young master is me, Chao Sheng!" ”

Chao Chong pretended to remember: "What are you kid hiding here?" ”

Chao Sheng said with a smile: "It's always been like this before, whenever the young master has something for me to do, call me and I can show up in time." ”

Chao Chong looked at the thin young man named Chao Sheng in front of him, and thought that this should be his personal servant, the scholarly family is called a scholar, and a local tyrant like his own family is called a servant and a villager.

Chao Chong said to him: "Clean up the medicine traces outside, don't let people see it, I'm afraid of taking medicine!" Also, come see me in my room tomorrow morning! ”

Chao Sheng replied and closed the window.

Chao Chong heard footsteps outside, hurriedly ran back to the bed with a medicine bowl, put the decoction that was already only a bowl of roots in his mouth, and when he saw his mother coming back, he said loudly: "How can a man be afraid of bitterness, I will drink the last sip of medicine!" After speaking, he raised his head and poured the medicinal root into his mouth. My mouth is numb when I am bitter. Seeing this, the mother hurriedly handed over the candy and said, "My son has grown up, eat the candy quickly and moisten your mouth." ”

Chao Chong was not polite, took a big mouthful of sugar, and slowly endured it. After that, I drank a few sips of hot tea and fell asleep again.

Early the next morning, the biological clock that used to work came into play, and I woke up at six o'clock on time. Chao Chong turned over and got down in a daze, went to the small table next to the bed to get toothpaste and toothbrush to wash, and touched the air, only then did he suddenly realize that he was no longer in the era of the Celestial Empire, and now it was the end of the Northern Song Dynasty!

Although it has crossed over, the season has not changed, the weather in June, six o'clock is less than the hour, the sky outside the window has already been bright, and the sound of sweeping the floor should be the servants at home cleaning the courtyard.

Chao Chong glanced at the window where Chao Sheng was hiding last night, and tentatively shouted, "Chao Sheng!" "There's no movement, it doesn't seem to be there. Chao Chong decided to go out and see this novel world of the Northern Song Dynasty.

A set of silk clothes on the bedside hanger, Chao Chong tentatively wore it, crooked and unsatisfactory. At this time, a maid heard the sound and walked in, and hurriedly said, "Young master, come slowly, the slave maid will wait for the change!" ”

Chao Chong didn't shirk it, and let the girl fiddle with embarrassment, secretly remembering the process of dressing in his heart, he couldn't be so embarrassed next time.

After putting on the clothes, the maid used a copper basin to bring some hot water, rinse the face for Chao, and comb her hair and tie her hair. After some tossing, he looked at the bronze mirror, Chao Chong's eyes lit up, I have to say that Chao Chong's appearance is still quite good, his face is like a crown of jade, his eyes are like a star, he is grinning, and his teeth are snow-white. The blue ribbon tied up the hair and hung down on the shoulders, a blue round-necked robe, a jade belt around the waist, and soapy blue fast boots on the feet. It's just a little shorter, about 1.6 meters, but when I think I'm only a teenager, it's not bad. Chao Chong couldn't help but be narcissistic for a moment, and then smiled at the maid: "Thank you!" ”

The maid said in a panic: "The young master likes it." After speaking, he bowed his head and said nothing.

What a strange girl, Chao Chong thought to himself.

Get up and walk outside, this is a standard Song Dynasty house, two sets inside and outside, the inner room is the master bedroom, there is a round arch bead curtain interval, the outer room is a hall, there is a screen in the corner of the hall, behind the screen reveals a corner of the bed and futon, I think it should be the place where the maid sleeps at night.

Push open the wooden gate outside, at a glance you can see the courtyard, the wide compound is like the small playground of the school, paved with square green bricks, a group of servants dressed as people are cleaning with brooms, a few sturdy women carry buckets to walk back and forth between the well and the kitchen, there are no flowers and plants in the courtyard, but there are a lot of towering trees, it seems that this Chaofu is an ancient house for some years.

"Hey, young master, why did you get up so early?" Chao Sheng came at a trot from a distance.

"Isn't that weird?" Chao Chong couldn't help but ask.

Chao Sheng came closer and said cautiously: "No, the young master is talented and intelligent, and his ideas are wild, so it's not strange to do anything." It's just that in the matter of sleeping, the little one has never seen the young master get up before the three poles of the sun, so he is just curious. ”

Chao Chong coughed dryly and said, "Those who abandon me will not stay yesterday." Those who disturb my heart will have many troubles today. ”

Chao Sheng immediately applauded and echoed: "Good poems and good poems, following the son every day can always benefit the little ones a lot." Under the influence of day by day, I feel that I already have a little charm of the young master, and yesterday Zhang Xiucai of Yuncheng County praised me for my export and extraordinary look. Hey, if you can have two or three points of the young master's charm, then Zhang Xiucai can't surprise me as a celestial person and worship me as a teacher! After speaking, his head was raised at a 45-degree angle, and he made a rather regretful expression.

Chao Chong looked at the servant and said strangely: "Have you ever read?" ”

Chao Sheng said with a smile: "The small one is to accompany the young master to read every day, and listen to it occasionally, where can I catch the young master." ”

"Yes, I still have to read every day" In ancient times, it was not easy to read, and it seems that Chao Gai's expectations for his son are still quite big. I am not afraid of reading, just to understand the ancient customs and familiarize myself with the writing of traditional characters.

Hearing a roar from the north side of the courtyard, Chao Chong asked, "What is there for?" ”

Chao Sheng said: "That is the martial arts practice field, the place where the master and the nurses practice martial arts every morning. ”

"Great, let's go check it out." Chao Chong understands that in the troubled times, useless is a scholar, and only force is the foundation of life. Just look at Comrade Wang Lun's sad end.

The martial arts training field is a flat land with a hundred steps square, which is also paved with blue bricks, and there are weapon racks on both sides of the field, on which all eighteen kinds of weapons are complete.

A group of shirtless men are punching, splitting legs, and slashing stone locks. The most striking thing is a tall middle-aged man, eight feet away, about one meter eight or nine meters in the Hetian Dynasty, with a resolute face, a needle-like beard, and a body made of fine iron, full of pimple muscles. The punch is vigorous and chic.

What a hero! Chao Chong couldn't help but admire in his heart, but when he thought that this person was his cheap daddy Chao Gai, he suddenly felt quite weird.

Chao Chong rushed to Chao Sheng and asked, "Have you ever practiced martial arts?" ”

Chao Sheng shook his head and said, "No! But his eyes were full of envy when he looked at those warriors.

Chao Chong asked, "What about me?" ”

Chao Sheng personally went to Yuncheng County to invite the doctor, and naturally knew about the young master's amnesia, so he replied without being surprised: "The young master practiced martial arts at the age of six, and it has been nine years now!" ”

Oh, that means I'm fifteen years old. After nine years of martial arts, it should be very strong. Chao Chong was secretly happy in his heart, but he looked at his thin arms and legs, and clenched his fists hard, weak and vulnerable, this is the result of nine years of martial arts? This Chao Chong is too rubbish, isn't it?

Chao Chong couldn't help asking, "Have I practiced martial arts to a dog for nine years?" ”

Chao Sheng said: "Practice is practice, but the young master is not here!" ”

Chao Chong understands that Chao Sheng is taking care of his own face, and it is estimated that the original Chao Chong is afraid of hardship, stealing and cheating, so he is so weak. Otherwise, he would not have fought with others, and if he was hit in the head, he would have been reborn by himself. The tragic life really doesn't need to be explained.

ps: Although the Water Margin tells the story of the Song Dynasty, the height measurement in it always shows the description of an eight-foot man and a nine-foot height. In the Song Dynasty, one foot was about 32 centimeters, and eight feet was about two meters and a half, which was obviously impossible. Considering that the Water Margin and the Three Kingdoms were written in the same era, drawing on the Three Kingdoms era of one foot 23 centimeters, Zhang Fei is eight feet one meter eighty-four tall, and Guan Yu is nine feet two meters and seven meters tall, which is still more consistent. Therefore, in this book, one foot is also calculated according to the Han ruler, and one foot is 23 centimeters.