058 No kidding
Lin Chuxue almost died of anger, she was already very busy, today's blind date was a last resort to agree, and she had to pick up her cousin from East China in twenty minutes, and she had to work overtime to deal with a lot of cases after picking up people.
She was able to sit down to eat only because she hadn't eaten for a busy day, but before she finished eating, her reputation was gone.
She Lin Chuxue is also a bit of a faceless figure in Huaihai City, although being the deputy captain of the criminal police team is not a big official, but she handles cases every day and deals with people from three religions and nine streams, and I don't know that she is really not much.
In the restaurant, she saw many familiar faces.
It's okay now, or tomorrow, it will definitely spread all over the city.
"Lin Chuxue, I'm really sorry, my friends are joking with you." Xiao Zhan, who was squatting on the ground, said good things.
"I'm not kidding, jailbreak? Very good. ”
Lin Chuxue, who had a cold face, grasped this, so she pulled out her pistol, otherwise she would not have been able to pull out the gun.
"Hey, beauty, I'm just kidding, we're not escaping from prison, we're coming out of it in the open." Xiao A shook his blonde hair, and said to Lin Chuxue coolly: "It's not right for you to pull out a gun and point it at us, this will make you warn when you go back, and you will write a check." So for your own sake, let's take the gun back, do you think we're going to be afraid of a pistol? Haha-"
Lin Chuxue sneered, took out her mobile phone and dialed a number: "Sunshine Restaurant, four escaped prisoners." ”
It's a joke, this girl is not joking with them.
"Damn, you bastards, you know how to play all the time, what's wrong with this play, right?" Xiao Zhan stood up suddenly, pointed at the noses of the three people and scolded: "Mischief every day, prank every day, I can accept it, can Officer Lin accept it?" Fuck me all off, and I'll clean you up when I get home. Fuck off, hurry, get out of here! ”
After scolding people, Xiao Zhan said to Lin Chuxue with a smile on his face: "Officer Lin, I have already scolded them. Rest assured, this prank will never happen again, I promise! ”
Xiao A and the three of them glanced at each other, turned around and ran away.
This will everyone know that things are a bit big, Xiao Zhan's blind date turned out to be a female policeman with permission to carry a pistol, and it would be a fool not to run.
"Stop!"
Lin Chuxue chased after him with a gun.
Xiao Zhan stretched out his hands to stop her, with a smile on his face: "Oh, Officer Lin, they are all friends, it's just a prank, why take it seriously?" Look at the one who you off, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, hehehe......"
"Get out of here!" Lin Chuxue pushed Xiao Zhan hard.
The left hand was pushed on Xiao Zhan's shoulder, but when he just touched it, Xiao Zhan's body gently leaned over with the opponent's strength.
Lin Chuxue pushed into the air, and she didn't have time to react, so she rushed forward straight.
"Oh, Officer Lin, be careful!"
Xiao Zhan was shocked, stretched out his hand to Lin Chuxue, and his body was half bent downward, holding the beautiful police officer in his arms at once.
It's soft and surprisingly elastic.
"Get out!"
Lin Chuxue was furious and smashed her backhand elbow.
Xiao Zhan turned his head to avoid it, and his left hand pressed the opponent's shoulder like lightning, and turned his body over, turning Lin Chuxue into Lin Chuxue half-lying on his lap, facing each other.
"Don't be so violent, it's just a joke, why take it seriously? For my sake, forget about it, right? Okay, right? ”
"Grass!"
Lin Chuxue was furious, opened her mouth and spit out a cursive word, and her right knee was raised violently, hitting Xiao Zhan's shoulder.
It's fast, it's fast, it's fast, but it's even faster.
He let go of his left hand and slammed into Lin Chuxue's leg and hugged it.
"Whoosh!"
The whole palm of the hand rushed into the crook of the beautiful policeman's leg, but he didn't expect the other party to be wearing stockings, so his hand slid and went directly into the thigh.
"You-"
Lin Chuxue gritted her teeth, and fire erupted from her eyes.
She had never been so lightly treated by any man, but now she was pinched by the bastard in front of her and touched the root of her thighs.
In a fit of rage, Lin Chuxue jumped up on one leg, hooked Xiao Zhan's neck with full flexibility and explosiveness, and then used the power of twisting her waist to wrap the other party to the ground.
This hand came too well, a typical jiu-jitsu, and Xiao Zhan had to be thrown to the ground in the next second.
But at this time, Xiao Zhan suddenly let go of the right leg that supported Lin Chuxue's upper body, and stood straight and straight.
"Ahh
The scream sounded, Lin Chuxue swung downward, and this jiu-jitsu move suddenly couldn't be carried out, and turned into a one-legged hook around Xiao Zhan's neck, head and foot.
"Wow!"
The beautiful skirt fell down heavily, revealing her round legs wrapped in stockings, and the little ******* under the stockingsWow! Purple! ”
"So small!"
“……”
There was a sound of surprise, and the eyes of the people around him widened.
It was all going so fast that in their eyes, it seemed like two people were dancing, and then Officer Lin took the initiative to play this pose.
"Officer Lin, you have to be calm, calm down, don't be impulsive!" Xiao Zhan lifted Lin Chuxue upside down, stared at the middle of the other party's legs and shouted, "You are going to strangle me to death, be lighter, you must be calm." ”
"Let me down!! ——”
Lin Chuxue was furious and let out an angry roar.
"No, you've hooked my neck, and I don't need to. You let go of me first, and then I'll let go of you. Xiao Zhan grabbed Lin Chuxue's two thighs and shook them vigorously.
At this time, Xiao Zhan didn't move, and he felt that his crotch was being pushed against a hard thing.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhan broke out in a cold sweat.
"Put me down." Lin Chuxue roared.
"Oh, okay, I'll let you down. But you take the gun away first...... Oh! ——”
Xiao Zhan retracted his legs fiercely and hurriedly got Lin Chuxue down.
After coming down, Lin Chuxue quickly straightened her skirt, her face flushed, and she pressed a pistol to Xiao Zhan's head in anger.
"I surrender!"
Xiao Zhan raised his hands.
"Turn around!"
Xiao Zhan hurriedly turned around.
"Smack!"
The back of the head was struck hard by the muzzle of the gun.
"I'm going to you!" Lin Chuxue scolded: "I won't give anyone face today, Lao Tzu will kill you today!" ”
The furious Lin Chuxue was angry with Xiao Zhan out of her nature, just like a man.
"Officer Lin, why bother, it's just a joke. Also, I have very, very high respect for my mother, so whether I can grass it or not, just insulting my mother will make me very happy. Xiao Zhan slowly put down his hand and said calmly: "Today is my friend's fault first, and I won't pursue you for insulting my mother." It's all born to my father, people's hearts are flesh and blood, how about taking a step back and opening up the sky? ”
"Grass your mother, Lao Tzu ......"
Xiao Zhan's eyes flickered, and he took a step back suddenly, grabbed Lin Chuxue's arm, and fell out on his back.
"Whew!"
Under everyone's incredulous gaze, Lin Chuxue flew out, and her skirt fluttered like a butterfly.
"Bang!"
The table shattered, Lin Chuxue's eyes were shattered, and the pistol slipped out.
"Do you think you're a woman and you're used to going everywhere?" Xiao Zhan picked up the pistol, threw it to the other party and said, "Your parents have the power to get used to you, and I also have the power to get used to my parents." Don't take yourself too seriously, buddy, I'm never used to women other than my mom and my daughter-in-law, no kidding. ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Zhan sat on a chair, opened a bottle of red wine and poured himself a glass, and drank it slowly.
It's not his style to leave after a fight.