Although Jiang Bangyan struggled desperately, the old lady stuffed him into her bed with a responsible attitude towards her wife.

Of course, his opposition also won a trace of effect, that is, his cheap mother, Cui Jun's concubine Chen, also followed into the old lady's house.

Since then, Jiang Bangyan has become the busiest little doll in the Three Kingdoms period, getting up in the morning, you have to meet the master of this dynasty first, after the ceremonial meeting, you have to accept the visit of a family general and strategist, and then after that, you will be pressed into the arms of your cheap mother for breakfast.

Although he was born under the red flag and grew up in the new generation of society, he is a person who has received compulsory education, has played the king of pesticides, can use a mobile phone to surf the Internet, knows Baidu search, has read QQ, praised Yueguan and praised the sunshine, and is a well-informed and knowledgeable person, but he is still stunned by the happy life given to him by his son.

He never thought that Nima would have someone in charge of wiping his mouth when he drank milk, and a person in charge of burping when he was full, as long as he farted, he would immediately come up and rub his stomach.

After tinkering with all this, his task became to accompany, no, to listen to the old lady chatting. At this time, he would look at his wife's two shriveled lips that were full of infinite vitality and fighting spirit without tears, and said that Dong Zhongying, the so-called himself, had a little trouble in the past.

What he can't stand the most is that whenever he talks about the key, his cheap wife will use her withered fingers to flick his poor second brother: "That's the point in the last life haha, in this life you have to fight, grow longer!" ”

After basking in the sun, he will be brought back to the house by the old lady, patted on the back and coaxed to sleep, and Zhang Liao, the head of the guard, did nothing all day long, stayed for two months, and never even went out of the Nima gate. Later, Zhang Liao simply stopped going to work with a big knife, and carried a fire shovel all day long, becoming a standard shovel officer.

What makes Jiang Bangyan feel fortunate is that because he has the thinking of being in his twenties, he learns things much faster than other children. Specifically, at five months, when other children were just sitting, he was already able to move himself slowly with two buttocks.

With such rapid progress, it was great news for him, who had been locked up in swaddling clothes for five months, and who had already been in a panic: 'At last he has found a reason to be freed from bondage.' ’

Just when he wanted to cry a few times and fight for his right to go out, Zhang Liao carried a signature fire shovel and shook a nail leaf, and came to the door with a 'bang': "Old lady, Cai, everyone asks to see you!" ”

As soon as he heard that Old Man Cai came to see him, Jiang Bang's eyes were breathless.

The reason why this is the case is not that he doesn't like the old man Cai, but that Cai Yong himself is too uncountable, and at every turn he takes a few literati and scholars, students and grandchildren to Jiang Bangyan's room to see and understand, saying that he wants them to experience first-hand: 'There is the true meaning of a god on the head. ’

At the beginning, Jiang Bang saw all historical celebrities, and he could still play with them patiently. As more and more people came, he suddenly found that he had been treated as a zoo monkey by those things: "On the surface, he was respectful, but in fact, he came to see his little monster with the mentality of watching the fun." ’

What made him feel most angry was that those people praised him, all of them: 'The young man is smart and has a bright future, and Mrs. Dong is so blessed!' In his opinion, it was simply a joke about his cheap son on purpose, but Dong Zhuo's head was a thief with a big heart and few thieves, so he couldn't hear it or say it, and he thanked others very vigorously.

Thinking of these new and old hatreds, Jiang Bang was very annoyed with a look on his face, and looked at his wife who was sitting on the edge of the couch and looking at his buttocks, and pouted his mouth innocently.

The old lady saw that he was not happy, and shook her head helplessly: "Old man, Cai Bojiao is a master of Confucianism, a master of literati, if you don't see it, I'm afraid it will cause criticism!" Otherwise, let's see it! ”

Seeing that his wife didn't give him a head, Jiang Bangyan's head immediately drooped, his body was crooked, and he lay on the bed like a fool, and made up his mind to give Old Man Cai a cold ass.

Seeing this, the old lady was angry and funny, and raised her hand to slap his ass: "So naughty at such an old age!" Really help your son. Twisted his head towards the door: "Wenyuan, let everyone Cai come in!" At this point, the old lady glanced at Jiang Bangyan, who was lying there pretending to be asleep, and shook her head helplessly and lovingly: "The master is asleep, you let the master come over too, and the province will snub everyone Cai." ”

Zhang Liao got the word, answered the promise and turned around and left, and after a while, Cai Yong led a girl to appear at the door of the house.

Jiang Bangyan was pretending to be asleep there, and suddenly smelled a trace of sweetness in his nostrils, and his heart couldn't help but waver, and when he was puzzled, Xi Shi's tears suddenly came to his mind: "What a beautiful girl!" ”

'Hmm~! When Jiang Bang heard this, he became interested, and he involuntarily turned over, wanting to quickly see the beautiful eyebrows that came to him, and he could actually make Xi Shi tearfully boast the words 'so beautiful'.

Before he could move his eyes to the door, Xi Shi's tearful voice came into his mind again: "Little shooting wolf, don't look at how old you are, you will think crookedly with egg skins." ’

was stunned by Xi Shi's tears, Jiang Bangyan's little face suddenly turned red, but he refused to admit defeat in his heart, and replied very unconvinced: "How can there be! I'm pure! ’

Xi Shi threw two health balls with tears of disdain, and raised his mouth: "Below!" Jiang Bang heard this, touched it with his hand, and found that his little second brother was really a little stiff, so he hurriedly lay down, blocked his baby bump, and rubbed his ass twice: "You understand! You can't be confused. ’

He was tearing up with Xi Shi there, and suddenly a warbler cry came from his ears: "Wow, so cute!" When he hurriedly looked up, he saw a shock in front of him, and in the blink of an eye, he flew to his side, and before he woke up, he squeaked tightly, and was already picked up by someone in the air.

Just as he was about to twist his body to express his dissatisfaction, the girl took her hands away, hugged him in her arms, stretched out a Qianqian jade finger, and scratched at his little face: "Daddy, look, his little face is flushed, it's really cute!" ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Cai Yong never expected that his daughter would actually hold Mrs. Dong as an ordinary child and play in her arms, seeing that the old lady's angry face changed color, she was anxious to beat her chest and cough again and again: "Wen Ji, don't be rude, that's Mrs. Dong's father, you have to call grandpa in terms of seniority." ”