34 rows of slaps in the face
Li Zhen said loudly: "Why don't you dare." ”
A man named one of the four great talents of Jiangnan laughed and said, "You can compose poems, if you can make them, I will jump into the Luo River." ”
Li Zhen pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Why bother with this, we came here for entertainment." ”
The man looked at Li Zhen's embarrassed appearance, and was even more sure that he couldn't do it, and said: "We were originally here to compose poems and entertainment, but there is one more person in the way, and I feel unhappy, why don't you dare to bet with me?" ”
When they heard this, they cried out, "Promise him." ”
Li Zhen said: "Isn't this bet a bit big?" "Hmph, it's big, then I'll change it now, if you can't do it or don't do it well, you will take off your clothes and jump into Luohe, on the contrary, if you do it well, I will strip and jump into Luohe, how dare you." The man said in a proud tone.
Li Zhenmian was embarrassed and said: "Alas! All right! I agreed. With that, he took a few small steps.
Li Zhen was just about to speak, but the man said: "Slow, I don't have a title yet, what are you anxious about?" ”
The man came to Wei Zhongyi's side and said, "Second son, you see that we are holding a poetry meeting next to Luoshui today, why don't you let him compose a poem with the title of Luoshui, what do you think of my proposal?" ”
Wei Zhongyi saw that the man was pulling himself into the water, and he was also dissatisfied with Li Zhen, so he said: "Good proposal, let's take Luoshui as the topic." ”
Zhang Fei and the others saw that these people were making things difficult for Li Zhen, and they all wanted to go up and beat them violently. Seeing this, Dian Wei said: "Second master, let's throw that guy into the water first, and see if he is still arrogant." Zhou Cang grabbed Dian Wei and said: "No, these people compare poems with Gongzi, that is a lantern in the thatched house - looking for (death), you are late with Gongzi, I don't know that in fact, Gongzi's best skill is to make poetry, you see Gongzi looks confident, and we will take a good look at it later, how Gongzi hits these people's faces."
Li Zhen didn't answer, thinking in his mind that there was a poem about Luoshui, and he thought of Luoshui by Luo Ye, a poet in the Tang Dynasty.
Li Zhen said: "There is." ”
Of the two people who had a relationship with Li Zhen before, one of them said softly: "Childe, in such a short time, has he really made it?" Childe frowned and replied, "I don't know, I can't make it in such a short time, I'll see him read it later, I hope to make a masterpiece." "Yes, make it and let that person jump into the river."
Li Zhendao: "My poem is entitled "Luoshui", a gurgling splash of warm sand, and every year I am melancholy is spring. Mo Yan's deeds heard this, and he flowed into the deep palace even more. The moon on the bridge is clear and clear, and the willow wind is tight and green. Even though his eyes are full of thoughts, he has not put the fishing rod in mind. ”
Zhang Fei and others shouted: "Good poetry." "They have seen the poems made by Li Zhen, and they think that one is better than the other, and these people are more wrong than Li Zhen's poems.
When everyone heard this, the scene fell silent, no one spoke, and they all looked at Wei Zhongyi to see what to do with him?
Wei Zhongyi is also embarrassed now, what can I do?
When the two met, Childe stood up and said, "Why are the poems written by others bad?" You're still not men. ”
Li Zhen saw him speaking for himself, and he had a good impression of him in his heart, so he came to the person who gambled with him and said, "How is it?" It's time for Brother Tai to repeat the gambling contract! "This." The man's face turned green when he heard this, and he looked at Wei Zhongyi expectantly, now only he can help himself, if he really takes off his clothes and jumps into Luoshui, he will be able to spread all over Luoyang tomorrow, how will he go out to meet people in the future.
Wei Zhongyi was also embarrassed, but he still stood up and said with a smile: "Brother Tai, we are making poetry and entertainment, we were joking just now, I hope you don't take it seriously, and give me Wei Zhongyi some thin noodles, and I will give you a few more glasses later." ”
Li Zhen snorted: "Joke, if I couldn't do it just now, would you still say it was a joke?" What a joke. After speaking, he glanced at Zhang Fei and them, and Zhang Fei and the others rolled up their sleeves when they saw it, and came to the person to stand up.
The man saw the three big men set him up, and hurriedly shouted: "Wei Gongzi help!" Help me! ”
Wei Zhongyi saw it and shouted, "Slow down." But what he said, how could Zhang Fei and the others listen to that, set up the man to come to Luoshui, and Zhou Cang was about to take off the man's clothes.
Li Zhen said: "You don't need to take off his clothes, just throw them into the water to save some face for him." ”
The three of them shook it hard, only to see the man fly out, and with a pop, the river stirred up a wave.
Wei Zhongyi said with a dark face: "Okay, good, someone really doesn't give me face!" ”
Li Zhen said: "Everyone just saw that it was the gambling contract proposed by the man himself, I just fulfilled the gambling contract, and I also saved some face for him." ”
Hearing Li Zhen say this, one of the two pulled one of them in a servant's clothes, and said with stars in his eyes: "Miss, this person is so domineering, he doesn't even give face to the Hedong Wei family." When Childe heard this, he said, "Xiaocui, why did you say the wrong thing." Xiao Cui hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, and Childe looked at it and shook his head.
Wei Zhongyi's friend saw him and said: "Hmph, you saved face for him, why don't you let him go, and throw him into the water, I see that you are here to make trouble, I don't believe that you can still make a poem, maybe you heard it there, you read it again and we will listen to it." ”
Li Zhen smiled: "Nian Shi, what do you have to bet on?" "This." Wei Zhongyi's friend listened, took a step back, thought about it and took another step forward, we can't lose the battle, took out the momentum, and shouted: "I'm the same as him, if you want to make another song, I'll jump into the river." ”
Li Zhendao: "Okay, it's better for you to solve the problem!" Don't wait for you to find a reason. ”
Wei Zhongyi's friend said angrily: "Okay, okay, I'll come up with the question." After thinking about it, he said: "Luoyang is known as the peony flower capital, so you can take peony as the theme and make a song!" ”
Li Zhen walked six steps; "Who doesn't love peony flowers in "Peony", and occupies the good things in the city. It is suspected to be the work of Luochuan God, and it is beautiful to break the morning glow. ”
Li Zhen looked at Wei Zhongyi's friend and said: "Oh, there is another song, which is full of red and begins to spit out, and the best name is the King of Flowers." Boasting of the unparalleled beauty in the world, monopolizing the first fragrance in the world. "Good, good, good." Everyone was really impressed this time, and the two songs in a row are all masterpieces, and it is not okay to be unconvinced!
Li Zhen said: "Is it enough? Not enough for me to write one. "You, you, you." Puff Wei Zhongyi's friend vomited a few mouthfuls of blood and fainted.
Li Zhen sighed: "Alas! Writing poetry is a pastime and entertainment, and it is really admirable that this brother can listen to poetry and hear vomiting blood. ”
Zhang Fei and the others laughed when they heard it, and Li Zhen's sentence below made them hold their stomachs.
Li Zhen said again: "This brother thinks that he can pay the account if he is dizzy, where are Dian Wei and Zhou Cang?" Throw him down the river to sober up. ”
Dian Wei and Zhou Cang stood up and debuted: "Son, we are here, you can watch the performance later!" ”
After speaking, he set up a person from Wei Zhongyi's arms, and with another pop, it startled a wave and wild ducks. "Help! I can't swim, help! Wei Zhongyi's friend drank a few sips of water in the water, and came to his senses and shouted for help.
When Wei Zhongyi heard this, he was furious and shouted at the servant: "If you don't save people, what's the use of you?" ”
Wei Zhongyi said to Li Zhen: "Okay, good! You can do it! ”
Li Zhen said: "I can do it night and night, how can a man not do it, if Brother Wei can't do it, then I have to find a Lang Zhong to take a look, or I will recommend a few to you, and keep it to cure Brother Wei." ”
Li Zhen turned his head and said to Zhang Fei and the others: "Alas! You see, this man came out without taking any medicine. "Okay, don't you know how to make poetry? If you make another song for me, I will have flowers, people, money, and wine, and if you make it, I will jump into the water. Wei Zhongyi helped his friend and yelled at Li Zhen.
Li Zhen shook his head and said, "Brother Wei, why bother? Why bother? "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't do it today, I'll have someone carry you down the river."
Li Zhen took a few more steps this time, pretending to be embarrassed. "Childe, can he still do it this time?" Xiaocui was worried about Li Zhen. "I don't know, this question from Wei Zhongyi is too difficult, I can't even think of it." Childe replied. "What can I do? Is it really going to jump into the river? When Xiaocui heard what Childe said, she was really worried.
Zhang Fei and the three of them were also jumping in a hurry, they really had no choice in this regard, Dian Wei hurriedly said: "If it doesn't work, let's take the son and run away." Zhang Fei listened and said: "No, if you let the third brother like this, how can you stay in Luoyang in the future?" Zhou Cang said: "This is not good, that is not good, can we watch Gongzi let people be carried into the water." Zhang Fei and Dian Wei said at the same time: "Who dare I think?" Zhang Fei said to the two: "Don't worry, I believe that the third brother will have a way." ”
Wei Zhongyi laughed, with an expression of being stunned by Li Zhen, and shouted: "Why don't you do it, if you don't do it again, even if you lose, I can call someone." ”
Li Zhen said: "Don't worry, didn't you just think of it." “
When everyone heard that this could really be done, Wei Zhongyi's face turned red.
Li Zhen said loudly: "My name is "Peach Blossom Anthem",
Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery.
The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money.
When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers.
Half-drunk and half-awake day after day, the flowers fall and bloom year after year.
I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse.
The dust of the car and the horse are full of obvious things, and the wine cup flower branch hermit fate.
If the manifest is compared to a hermit, one on the plain earth and one in the heavens.
If the flowers and wine are compared to the carriages and horses, why should they be idle and I will be idle.
The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.
I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. "Haha, haha." Li Zhennian turned around and left, without looking at Wei Zhongyi and the others. "You, you." Wei Zhongyi couldn't stand it anymore and finally fainted to the ground. The servants shouted urgently: "Second son, second son, wake up!" "Brother, please wait."
Li Zhen and the others had been walking for a while, only to see two people shouting behind them. Li Zhen stopped and saw that it was the handsome man who followed, Li Zhen asked, "Brother Tai, is there something?" ”
The man blushed again and said, "I want to invite Brother Tai to drink, but I don't know if Brother Tai has time." "Yes! That's exactly what we're going to do. ”
The man said: "Okay, let's go to Juxian Building, brother Taigui's surname." "Li Zhenzi Lingyun."
The man was shocked: "But Li Zhen, a genius from the Northland, so that's the case." ”
Li Zhen asked, "I forgot to ask my brother Taigui's surname." ”
The boy blurted out: "Cai Yan." Li Zhen looked at him blankly when he heard this, and Gongzi blushed and said, "Yan is the language of language." ”
Li Zhen subconsciously looked at his chest and saw that it was flat. Childe's face turned even redder.
Li Zhen saw that he was rude, and hurriedly said, "Oh, it turned out to be Brother Cai!" Brother Cai: Hello! "I thought in my heart: I was startled, I thought it was the talented girl Cai Yanna.