Chapter 507: Excited Tong Guan!

During the more than 400 years from Emperor Wen of the Western Han Dynasty to Emperor Wu, Hejian Mansion was established 4 times, during which the country and the county were established. From Sui to Tang, it belonged to Hejian County or Yingzhou. In the fifth dynasty, Yingzhou was under the jurisdiction of Khitan.

A government of the Northern Song Dynasty, the Jin Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, which belonged to the Beiping Chengxuan Political Envoy Division. In the second year of Song Daguan (1108), Yingzhou was changed to Hejian Mansion, and in the second year of Yuan to Yuan (1265), it was changed to Lu, which belonged to Zhongshu Province.

This place is not far from the front line, and it is not close to it.

is only a little, Tong Guan's temporary mansion has been moved and retreated, and he is finally embarrassed to go away. It's not good to go back to Kaifeng, so I have to come down here.

As he grew older, Tong Guan became more and more lavish in luxury. Even if it is a temporary government, once it is settled, it will be carried out in a big way when it is settled. But it's understandable to think about it, isn't it power, money, beauty, and enjoyment in the world?

This power is big enough, and the money is also corrupt, others don't know, Tong Guan himself knows, it's scary. And beauty, hehe, eunuchs don't look like normal men, everyone knows this. But!

Speaking of eunuch purification, the first picture that modern people in later generations think of may be that in a dark small house, a person takes off his pants, his legs are crossed and tied, and the old eunuch with pigtails is holding a knife, smiling, and gesturing between his legs, screaming, and everything in the camera. It's over.

However, such a scene in the TV series is child's play compared to the real purification in history.

Two thousand years ago, the great historian Sima Qian, who offended Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was castrated. Later, he was able to travel all over the country to collect wind, which shows that the operation was quite successful.

There is nothing else in the clean room, just a kang, a cabinet, and a knife. The day of surgery was chosen in late spring and early summer, neither hot nor cold, and there were no mosquitoes and flies. First boil a bowl of stinky marijuana leaf water and ask the caster to drink it for anesthesia. Then boil water with mugwort, dandelion, and gold and silver vine to wash its lower body.

A number of cotton medicated paper, coated with white wax, sesame oil, pepper powder, to be used to bandage. Two pieces of fresh pork bitter gall are set aside. Burn the ashes of the sesame stalk and sprinkle it under the kang. An egg, boiled old and hard, peeled and put in a small dish for later use. When everything is ready, it's time to cut. This process is very important, let's assume that the person to be castrated is named Zhou Yong!

Generally, within a few seconds, after everyone screamed miserably, as soon as the word Ah came out, the egg rolled down, choked on the throat, and within a few seconds, he fainted.

Legend has it that after eunuchs are castrated, they will continue to grow over time. As for whether the eunuchs will still have **, it can be said that there will still be. When they saw the palace maid, they still burned their eyes, and they wanted to sleep with the woman when they had the opportunity, but they had lost their tools, and naturally there was nothing they could do, but they would hug the woman tightly, and sometimes they would bite like crazy, until they were sweating all over their bodies and their strength was exhausted, and they let go of their despair.

And Tong Guan still has a small amount of beard under his chin, which is well known. Externally, it is claimed that the talent is different, but the real situation can refer to the Lu family Chunqiu, the green hat of Comrade Qin Shihuang.

It's just that everyone sees that its power is getting bigger, and it's hard to say, but there is no evidence. You can't forcibly inspect Tong Guan's lower body, and suspect that his little brother hasn't been cut clean, and half of it is still kept, right?

Because more than half of the male roots are still retained, Tong Guan takes ladies and ladies everywhere in the house, even in and out of the barracks. This is similar to the other eunuchs and eunuchs who don't have male roots, and no one says anything.

Tang Zhen also recorded an incident encountered in his early years, "A eunuch died, and there were two beautiful concubines, who were young when they were young, and the first monarch lived in Jishan in chaos, and the first monarch raised a warrior Wei Xing, and took one of his concubines according to the property of the dead eunuch." …… The servants and women asked privately: "You are also like a husband and wife, between the pillows, what is the state?" The concubine said: Eunuchs are sexually obscene, and they are too disturbing. At the time of the handover, its yang also highlights the inch. ”

In the later Ming Dynasty, the eunuchs represented by Wei Zhongxian and Wei Dynasty, due to the incomplete castration, the essence can still be produced, and the organs are still remnant. It's even better than Tongguan!

Individual eunuchs are between the bed, and the male root can even "highlight the inch", although not as good as a normal man, but he can barely have sex with a woman.

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The temporary government office of Hejian Mansion has been renovated exquisitely. There are dozens of nearly 100 ladies in the inner hall alone, and the rouge flowers in the inner room are the traces left by the singer after the dance. The incense burner still emitted a faint fragrance in all directions, and there were several people accompanying the daughter on the bed's side.

What a big sleep!

Dozens of nearly a hundred warblers and swallows are surrounded by all sides, just waiting for Tong Guan to lie down, Tong Guan coughed and spitted, and he didn't know how many people should rush up to serve. Power makes people crazy and makes people fall into demons, and the benefits in the meantime are not enough for outsiders!

But today is unusual, the military situation a few days ago came back urgently, making it difficult for Tong Guan to sleep peacefully even if he was on his side these days. I always look up and look out, as if I am expecting something.

Suddenly, there was a housekeeper outside with a horse implanted in the inner courtyard.

Ma Zhi had just entered and opened his voice: "Xuan Shuai, my subordinates ask to see!" There is great good news, and the situation in Yandi has changed greatly! ”

"Deep, how quiet and less evil? A rooster has always crowed, even if there is a big event, it will also be when Mount Tai collapses in front and does not change color. If there is any military information, let's see it in the future, so that I can share it with you! Tong Guan's voice came from the room, but he said that he wanted people to calm down, but in fact, his voice also revealed an excited emotion.

Ma Zhi is now the henchman of Tong Guan's henchmen, and when he enters the bedroom, the furnishings are like the rich scene of Bianliang, and the fragrance is fragrant all around. There are beautiful and glamorous ladies everywhere, but he doesn't look away, he just sends information.

On the bed, the concubine put a thick pillow behind Tong Guan, who picked up the information and opened it to take a closer look.

After only a few glances, Tong Guan's eyes widened like bull's eyes. whispered to the beautiful ladies around him: "Add two more lights, and a certain family should look carefully!" ”

After watching it in a minute, Tong Guan's lips were trembling with excitement.

lifted the quilt and jumped off, his movements were so agile that he didn't look like an old man who was almost 60 years old, but more like a 20-year-old young man.

He walked up to Ma Zhi, raised the military letter, and asked urgently: "Shenzhi, is this military situation real?" ”

"In order to arrange multiple rounds of horse visits to return, the military situation is consistent, and there are more henchmen to return, and the credibility is only less than ninety, and in the eyes of the subordinates, this matter is exaggerated, and only the truth cannot be doubted. This is a great joy, Xuan Shuai. The Liao people are so vulnerable on the front line of Zhuoyi, and the number of troops led by He Jun is small, but he has conquered the east and the west, and in just such a short period of time, he has done what my nearly 100,000 border troops cannot do, and it is really extraordinary! Ma Zhi replied with a look of jealousy.

Tong Guan's face was full of disbelief, and it didn't disappear for a long time, even if he got a positive answer, he still had a feeling of disbelief.

When he came back to his senses, Tong Guan realized that the ground was cold, and couldn't help laughing: "Shenzhi, this son is extraordinary...... If you can win over one or two, and then share some more credit, and talk about the villains, I am afraid that it will disappear immediately, and no one can shake a certain family for half a point! ”

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