Chapter 4 The Immortal Realm of the Eldest Sun Jing

[The following is a transcription of the original text spoken by the eldest grandson Shichiro in the palace that day, and has not been deleted. In order to keep the story complete, it will continue to be written. 】

His Royal Highness is very familiar with it, he said that it is called Tushi Palace, in the thirty-third layer of the heavens, it is the dojo of the old monarch's grandfather. Oh, it's Taishang Laojun, His Royal Highness said that it was the ancestor of the Li family, his own family, so let's all call Laojun Grandpa with him.

The first time I got there, I couldn't see anything but the white fog.

As His Highness entered a jade door, it was a courtyard. In addition to a few cloud-shrouded houses, there are also many flowers, plants and fruit trees.

In the middle of the courtyard, there is a big tree that supports the sky, and hundreds of people can't surround it so thickly.

There was a cow lying under the tree, and when His Highness entered the courtyard, he rushed in and climbed on the ox, and stepped on the head of the ox, and played with the horns.

Then I met the fifth uncle for the first time, he asked me where I came from, and said that he was Li Zhiyun, the king of Chu, and he was considered an elder, so I asked him to call him the fifth uncle.

He also said that His Royal Highness was like that, and even Grandpa Laojun couldn't control it, so he asked me to leave it alone, and pulled me to ask a lot of family matters.

When I was talking to the fifth uncle, the cow ran around the yard with His Highness and went everywhere to gnaw on the flowers and plants, and His Highness himself stepped on the cow's head and went to the tree to pick fruits to eat.

The fifth uncle saw that I was a little greedy, so he said that the fruits are all fairy fruits, mortals have weak souls, mortal bodies, can't stand the fairy power, and can't eat them.

The fifth uncle said that I can go there is a great opportunity in itself, as long as I stay there, I don't have to do anything, and I will have inexhaustible benefits, let me experience it myself.

Then someone scolded the cow in the woods, and the fifth uncle said that it was the third uncle, Li Xuanba.

After a while, the third uncle came back with His Royal Highness, and asked while beating him: "Do you want to learn?!" ”

His Royal Highness shouted loudly: "Grandpa Laojun, help, the third uncle bullied me again......"

The third uncle covered his mouth and said: "Stinky boy, the third uncle has a pair of golden hammers, and he has been invincible for thirty-three days, and I am too lazy to teach you if it is not my own person, why don't you learn?" ”

His Royal Highness ran behind the fifth uncle and said, "Don't learn, you will become as ugly as you after learning!" ”

The third uncle was about to beat him, but the fifth uncle stopped him and said, "I want to teach you to teach your family Atai, don't bother the second child." ”

The third uncle said: "Atai lives in the palace, and I can't see it because of the dragon qi of the country." Let this bastard learn and go back and teach Atai! ”

The fifth uncle said: "You think beautifully! Even if you want to teach, people don't necessarily want to learn. After learning this from you, do you go around causing trouble? The Tang Dynasty is set to the world, and it seems that even the grassland will be flat in a few days, and when the time comes, the knives and guns will enter Kuma and put Nanshan, do you let the two sledgehammers of the Atai wheel be embarrassed? ”

The third uncle said: "That kid is embarrassed enough now, he has eaten into a ball!" If you don't learn some martial arts, sooner or later you will become a pig, you know that I don't like pig heads the most! ”

At this time, there was really a pig-headed man in the yard, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted: "Li Laosan, you are shameless, you said a good set of armor, why did you even remove the saddle?" Lao Jun didn't put any money? ”

I was startled when I saw the pig's head talking too.

His Royal Highness ran over with a smile and dug around the pig's head, and he asked, "Pig's head, have you stolen the ginseng fruit?" Give me one! ”

The fifth uncle told me that the man's name is Zhu Wuneng, who is the messenger of the Pure Altar of the Western Sect, and is the marshal of Tianpeng in the heavenly court, commanding 100,000 heavenly soldiers, so let me call him the marshal.

Marshal Pig praised me for being polite, and said that His Royal Highness was rude, and the guests were reluctant to pick fruits to entertain them when they entered the door, and asked the guests for gifts.

After saying a few words, Marshal Pig went out with the third uncle, and the fifth uncle said that they often fought, and if the third uncle lost, he would pick the fruit and give it to the pig marshal, and if the pig marshal lost, he would give the weapons and armor of the heavenly barracks to the third uncle.

Then the fifth uncle taught me archery, saying that the ancestral archery method of the eldest grandson family is rare in the world, but after all, it is not as good as the archery of the fairy world.

The third uncle asked His Highness to practice the halberd, but His Highness didn't want to at all, so he only played with the cow. And when he was going to pluck the fruit from the high places, the ox became very tall and very large, and sometimes it became like a hill, and when he was full, he brought me back with him.

I felt like I had only been there for a while, and by the time I woke up, half a month had passed.

Then I felt that I had a lot more strength in my body, and I also learned the Lianzhu arrow that the fifth uncle taught me in my dream.

During the Lantern Festival this year, I followed His Highness there for the second time.

This time, Sister Rainbow also went with her.

As soon as His Royal Highness entered the door, he sat on the cow to pick fruits, and Sister Rainbow and I stayed there, and the fifth uncle instructed us in martial arts.

The third uncle had a fight with a dog, and the fifth uncle said that it was a roaring dog, the brother of Erlang Shenjun.

Before I finished shooting one of my arrows, two Taoists came to the courtyard, and as soon as they entered the door, they shouted: "Li Xuanba, Li Zhiyun, why are there mortals in your courtyard?" ”

The third uncle didn't speak, and the fifth uncle said, "This is our family, who came to visit relatives in a dream!" ”

The man said, "Visiting relatives?!" What a big dough! If you want to visit your relatives, you can visit your relatives, do you think this is a mortal palace? The two of you are relying on the remnants of the ancestor to wantonly destroy the ban of immortals, why don't you hurry up and go to the Discipline Department with me to confess your sins and surrender the law?! ”

At this time, His Royal Highness rushed over with a cow, and scolded while rushing: "It's your business! Eat radish and worry about it! ”

The cow rushed all the way, and the two Taoists ran around in fright, shouting as they ran: "Li Xiaoer, you have been demoted to the mortal, and you dare to be so arrogant, is it really a decoration for the laws of the fairy world?" If you don't stop, I'll tell you a story from the ancestor! ”

His Highness shouted at the oxen to chase them: "Sue it? I'm so scared! Oops, it scared the hell out of me! Let's go out and sue you two when you two have the life! ”

The two men ran into the depths of the woods, and His Highness stood on the head of the ox, and jumped up and down for the ox to chase after him, and then many trees were knocked down by the ox.

The third uncle and the fifth uncle were scared or something, and they shouted at him to stop, but he didn't pay attention to them, just chased the two.

At this time, Grandpa Lao Jun came.

The first time I saw Grandpa Laojun, I felt so kind, but unfortunately I didn't remember what he looked like when I woke up.

Grandpa Laojun stood there, swept away with a whisk, and the two Taoists, the cow and His Royal Highness arrived in front of him.

His Royal Highness pulled the sleeve of Grandpa Laojun and said, "Ancestor, Qingfeng and Mingyue bullied me!" And let me go to the Nether and never come back......"

Grandpa Laojun pointed to the two Taoists and said, "The ginseng fruit tree of Yuan Daxian in Wuzhuang Guanzhen has been stolen by thieves recently, and asked me to borrow a few people to see the garden." You two go and help him look at the 10,000-year-old garden! ”

Then, Grandpa Lao Jun shook off the dust, and the two of them flew away.

Then Grandpa Lao Jun scolded the cow: "Xiao Er doesn't know things, and you don't know either?" If you dare to mess around like this again, you will be stripped of your skin and drummed! ”

And the ox lay down obediently under the great tree, and buried his head in the ground, and did not look at anyone.

His Royal Highness pulled Lao Jun's grandfather and cried: "Don't blame Niu Niu, it's those two guys who are scolding people......"

Grandpa Lao Jun said: "At this time, I still sue Diao! Are you old and confused? Those two were deceived by others and provoked trouble. You took the opportunity to make trouble and almost demolished my garden, right? You two destroyed the Buddha's medicine field a few times ago, how much trouble did you cause? You don't have a long memory for your experience, and if you dare to be so light and heavy, you will accept your brand! ”

His Royal Highness smiled and said, "Oh, if you receive the brand, the child can only suffer in the mortal world, and the ancestor will not be able to see the child." The ancestor is the best, how can he be willing to let the child suffer. Ancestor, I know who stole the ginseng fruit, can you help me get one to taste? Then let's go to Zhenyuan Daxian to complain, and ask him to take a few fruits to thank you. This way you can eat more......"

Grandpa Lao Jun smiled: "Out of breath!" A little bit of thought is spent on that mouth, you, when will you be able to think a little longer?! You don't have to worry about who steals the fruit, and you are not allowed to sue and make trouble, so go to the world to learn from the world! ”

Then Grandpa Laojun left, not looking at me and Sister Rainbow from beginning to end.

The third and fifth uncles quickly slapped us, and then we woke up.

His Royal Highness woke up after five days, and when he woke up, he went to find Sun Shenxian and said that he would move to Huashan, make a dojo on the top of the mountain, and plant some immortal fruits.

After the first month, we set off for Huashan.

By the time we arrived at Huashan, it was already the beginning of March.

The road in Huashan is quite dangerous, and there is not even a place to block the wind on the mountain.

His Royal Highness drew a few holes on the top of the mountain, and at night he didn't know which god he invited, and overnight, he took out a few caves, and organized a few acres of land on the top of the mountain, and planted a lot of medicinal herbs.

I don't know what kind of seeds they are, anyway, Sun Shenxian values them very much, and he can't wait to stay in the ground all day long.

On the fourth and fifth days of June this year, His Royal Highness has always been in a bad mood, so he sat on the top of the mountain and looked at Chang'an.

Sun Shenxian persuaded him, if you can't rest assured, go back and have a look.

His Royal Highness said, "That's the elder's business, the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat." What can I do? I'm desperate! ”

Sun Shenxian asked me and Sister Rainbow to stare at His Royal Highness, and said, "A milk compatriot, why is this so!" ”

We didn't know what was going on, so we didn't dare to be careless, so we had to keep staring at His Highness and didn't dare to leave.

On the night of the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, His Royal Highness took the two of us to the Tushi Palace.

A fairy came to the courtyard that day, and Sister Rainbow went elsewhere with the fairy when she saw it.

The fifth uncle said that it was Chang'e Fairy, and he came to the yard to pick some fairy grass and feed it to the Jade Rabbit. I've seen Sister Rainbow a few times before, and I like her very much, and that set of rainbow swordsmanship was taught by Fairy Chang'e.

Then the pig marshal came again, this time he didn't fight with the third uncle, he just stood at the gate of the courtyard and talked.

When His Highness saw him, he rode over on his ox and shouted, "Come here again, pig's head?" ”

Marshal Pig was very unhappy and said: "My old pig is a Sven, what kind of fight!?" How many times have you said it, you are not allowed to call me a pig's head, just call me a marshal for face, and if you don't want to call a pig Wuneng, it's okay. ”

His Highness said, "I know the pig's head." ”

Marshal Pig took out a fruit and threw it to him.

His Highness was very happy and said, "It's so bright! I'm optimistic about you, pig's head! ”

Marshal Pig said, "What are you looking for? ”

His Royal Highness smiled and said, "I know you, and you want to hook up with a woman from a good family, right?" ”

"Go, go, what do you know?"

"Oh, that's not hookup, it's flirting! Do you want to flirt with Sister Chang'e? ”

"Oh, that's so ugly?"

The third uncle laughed: "Pig head, you are really enough, you still have the face to hook up with the fairy like you?" ”

Marshal Pig said, "What do you know? As the saying goes, the thick willow dustpan and the fine willow bucket, who in the world thinks a man is ugly! ”

His Royal Highness smiled and said, "If you don't even look like a person, can you be considered a man?" ”

Marshal Pig was annoyed, jumped up and said, "Li Xiaoer! What a son of man! You're just reincarnated better, your face is whiter, what kind of ability do you really have? ”

His Royal Highness clapped his hands on the bull's head and laughed: "Ouch, laughing." Being able to generate like this is naturally thanks to my father's blessing, but that's also a good thing for us to reincarnate? This shows that reincarnation is indeed a handicraft, and this is not a skill? What is a skill? ”

Marshal Pig's face flushed angrily and gasped for breath.

His Royal Highness smiled again: "Fifth uncle and fifth uncle, hurry up and bring some spices, sprinkle some on the pig's head, and you can eat the spiced pig's head meat in a while!" ”

Marshal Pig smiled again, pointed at the third uncle and said, "What is a good place to really be the Li family?" It's not like it hasn't changed its appearance even after returning to the furnace! ”

When the third uncle heard this, he exploded, picked up the golden hammer in his hand, and knocked the pig's head away with one hammer.

The fifth uncle scolded His Highness: "You know that this pig's head is a fool, but when you see the fairy, you can't move, and you have to tease him when you see him back." Carefully, the monkey knows to trouble you. ”

His Royal Highness said, "Fifth Uncle, is your mouth poisonous?" How did you get this monkey? ”

At this time, a real monkey-like man entered the courtyard.

The third and fifth uncles seemed to be afraid of him, so they all smiled and went to say hello and called him a "great sage".

The monkey ignored the two uncles, and just shouted at the top of his voice: "Old man, your child has beaten someone to death, and the existing life lawsuit has come to the door to ask you for the crime of lax discipline......

The two uncles didn't dare to persuade them, so they could only stand by and stare at them.

His Highness jumped down from the ox and grabbed the monkey by the garment and whispered, and the monkey was startled and asked him, "Who do you listen to?" Disinformation! It's definitely a rumor, my old grandson is right, how can he do something like that?! ”

His Royal Highness pouted: "Stingy ghost, drink cold water!" Then he said: "You can't shout like this, you have to smash something, you go to break the tree, pull a flower and plant, the ancestor is most distressed about these flowers and plants, you will definitely have to tear him off." ”

Sun Dasheng looked at His Highness: "I don't fall for you!" Do you want your cow to arch me again? I'm either afraid of it, or annoyed by its endless appearance! ”

His Royal Highness said, "I'll help you stop the ox, and if you ask the ancestor to rob something, I'll share half of it!" ”

Sun Dasheng smiled and nodded, and His Highness went to sit on the head of the cow to prevent the cow from moving. Then the great sage took out a needle from his ear, and shook it into a golden stick, which was a mess against the big tree.

Then Grandpa Lao Jun really came out, and the old man flicked his sleeves and disappeared the stick.

Sun Dasheng said: "Old man! You connived at the murder of your family, and now you are even going to harm the bitter master? ”

Grandpa Laojun threw the stick back to him, and said very unhappily: "You splash! Where did the itch come to me to trick people? Tell me, what do you like about my house again? ”

Sun Dasheng said: "I heard the barefoot immortal say that you have newly refined a furnace of nine-turn elixir, and I came to you to ask for a thousand pills to taste while it was just baked." ”

"A thousand pills? Do you eat it? No! ”

"That's a hundred pills!"

"Nope!"

"Ten pills are fine!"

"Nope! Not a single pill! ”

Seeing that he couldn't get it, Sun Dasheng took the stick and said, "Since there is none, forget it, I'll go elsewhere!" ”

Grandpa Laojun saw Sun Dasheng go out, so he shouted: "Monkey head, come back!" I'm afraid that you will not be convinced when you go back today, and you don't know where you came from to harm me. Well, I'll give you a pill! ”

Sun Dasheng shook his head wildly: "At least two pills, otherwise I won't want it!" ”

Grandpa Lao Jun had no choice but to take two pills for him.

Sun Dasheng threw one into his mouth, bit it rattling, and said vigorously: "It's still the old formula, it's still the old taste." Old man, it's been so many years, and your alchemy skills haven't grown much, and you don't even have a new taste. Bad review! ”

Grandpa Lao Jun pointed his hand out of the door and didn't speak.

Sun Dasheng shouted: "Li Xiaoer! ”

As soon as His Highness opened his mouth to agree, Sun Dasheng threw the pill into his mouth. Then he smiled and flipped into the sky, and disappeared.

Grandpa Laojun knocked His Royal Highness's head with a whisk: "I'll treat you as a foodie who doesn't grow up!" It's not good to train in the mortal world, what do you always run back to? ”

His Royal Highness said, "Ancestor, the mortal world is so boring! My own brothers were also killed in rivers of blood, and I couldn't figure out who was right and who was wrong. Ancestor, I don't want to be in the mortal world anymore. You let me come back. ”

Grandpa Lao Jun said: "Silly boy, power, ambition, strength, human feelings, all kinds of things in the world have cause and effect, and these are the things you have to learn in the world."

If you can't even learn these things, you will inevitably be bewitched by those people in the future, and sooner or later you will break into a catastrophe, and even your ancestors will not be able to protect you, but at that time, what will happen to you?

Besides, although the strength of people in the world is weak, the fruits, chances, and merits are the easiest things to harvest.

When the ancestor incarnated into the nether realm, the 5,000-character Taoist scripture could bring purple qi from the east, and one gas turned into three clears. You have to put your heart to ......"

His Highness asked, "They said that the ancestor was going to the west?" Is it because of the child's trouble? ”

Grandpa Lao Jun said: "It's a little related, but it's not quite. The Ancestor had promised the two Western Sect Masters a long time ago, and now it was just the right time for him.

This time, I'm afraid that I won't be able to see each other for some days, you are in the lower realm, and you are attentive.

Remember, the favor of the medicine king must not be owed.

Since you have worshiped under Miaoying, even if you can't learn his medical skills, at least you must be able to appreciate his great medical virtues. Can you hear it? ”

His Highness nodded and said, "Oh! I've led the master to the Medicine King Palace, isn't this a favor? ”

Grandpa Lao Jun said: "What kind of favor is this? The Medicine King's lineage is already self-contained, if it weren't for Miao Ying's own cultivation, you think that with your little face, you can bring Nether mortals into the door? Then you are too underestimating the difference between immortals and mortals, and you are underestimating the Medicine King Palace.

What the ancestor said is not this, it is you who get along with Miaoying, and owe him a favor, remember to pay it back.

Miao Ying is generous, but others don't necessarily see it. There are a lot of cautionary eyes in the Medicine King Palace, don't let people pick up their shortcomings.

It's easy to fool in just a hundred years in the world, and it's not easy for him to return to the fairy world one day! ”

Then Grandpa Laojun instructed the two uncles to practice seriously and not to provoke right and wrong easily, so he called Niu and went out with him.

After Grandpa Laojun left, His Royal Highness has been very unhappy.

The fifth uncle didn't care about him, just instructed me to practice archery, and waited until I learned the Seven Stars Alignment before stopping.

At this time, Sister Rainbow was talking with Her Royal Highness, and Fairy Chang'e had left at some point.

The third uncle told me that if Grandpa Laojun was not there, the leading array in the small courtyard would be closed, and we would not be able to go to Tushi Palace in the future.

The fifth uncle sent a box to His Highness, and sent me a bow and an arrow, so that I could protect His Highness well, and asked me to watch him.

Then the fifth uncle slapped us from afar, and we woke up together.

By the time we woke up, it had been more than two months.

After accompanying Sun Shenxian to take care of the medicine field for two days on the top of the mountain, His Royal Highness said that he wanted to go back to Chang'an to have a look.

We arrived in Weinan yesterday evening, stayed overnight, and when we had breakfast in the morning, we found that the people in the restaurant were panicking, and when we inquired, we learned that Jieli Khan had led 200,000 Turks into Chang'an.

His Highness was very angry, and went out to rob the horses of the soldiers patrolling the city and ran away.

When we showed our identities and chased the horse to Chang'an, we were called into the palace by His Majesty.