Chapter 34 - I really don't want to pretend
There is business coming to the door, and the bustard naturally won't take care of the mouths of a few little girls who can hang soy sauce bottles at the moment. As soon as Zhang Yun's words fell, he immediately walked out of the cabin and began to greet Zhang Yun with a courteous face, and at the same time asked the boatman to dock the painting boat......
"Hey, hey! Childe is really a jade tree in the wind, a talent! As soon as Zhang Yun got on the boat with his front feet, the old bustard couldn't wait to pounce. But after being dodged by Zhang Yun quietly, he was not embarrassed, but immediately slapped his ass. At the same time, they shouted loudly, and the girls came out to pick up the guests.
At this time, Zhang Yun, who had already gasped for breath, had already come back to his senses. Looking at the group of women who came out in response, they were all ordinary people with heavy makeup and bright makeup. I couldn't help frowning.
"What's wrong with you? I even want to deal with these little women. Ay! No matter what Zhang Yun thought in his heart, he had already gotten on the boat at this moment, and immediately said that he wanted to get off the boat. I'm afraid I don't want to get out of it safely today!
"What do you call Your Excellency?"
"Son, don't be too polite, the world calls the little girl Mother Song......"
"Mother Song, right, what do you think this is?" After asking the other party's name and surname, Zhang Yun immediately interrupted the other party's chatter and took out a bag of silver from the arms of the big man behind him. Shaking from side to side in his hands.
Seeing a trace of greed flashing in the eyes of this so-called Mother Song, Zhang Yun smiled and said, "I wonder if Mother Song can change people?" The women here don't seem to be very good! Or did Song's mother not want to greet her son from the beginning? ”
As soon as Zhang Yun said this, he immediately harvested a bunch of health balls. But instead of being annoyed, Zhang Yun laughed out loud.
Let you look down on Lao Tzu, and now Lao Tzu will stone you to death with silver......
"Childe is really joking, Xiaohong Xiaoqing is not going to invite Sister Mei out quickly. Oh yes, Childe, please, there's a private room in it. ”
"Hmmm! That's pretty much it. Mother Song's son told you that the poor only have silver left. And you used such goods to perfunctory my son before. I have to say, Mother Song, your vision is not very good......"
Zhang Yun, who avenged the revenge of the two arrows, laughed heartily.
And Mother Song, as an old bustard, is a top person. I had already heard Zhang Yun's dissatisfaction with his behavior just now.
But there are some things to do business when you open the door, not only the girls below have to endure it, but even your own bustard!
Therefore, Song's mother could only swallow her anger, and with a smile on her face, she introduced Zhang Yun into the so-called private room and drove the boat.
"Childe is also here to catch the exam?"
"Appearing here at this time of time, not to catch the exam, but to do it? Sister Mei, aren't you knowingly asking? Zhang Yun didn't want to have too much interaction with these people who looked down on people, so he was prickly as soon as he spoke. However, this move naturally attracted the eyes of the so-called Sister Mei.
I think I am also the top brand on the Qinhuai River, although I have the meaning of putting gold on my face. Generally, the top sons will not come to take care of their own business at all. They have better options.
But no matter what, talk about the value of twenty taels of silver in one game. On this Qinhuai River, he is not a nameless person!
With anger in her heart, Sister Mei didn't want to serve anymore. I got up and wanted to leave, but at this moment, the hatch suddenly opened......
"Sister Mei, what are you doing here? You can't be petty. Why don't you sit down and have a drink with this son! ”
"Mom, why are you listening to the corner again?" Sister Mei didn't know that the old bustard had taken a fancy to the silver in Zhang Yun's hand. I couldn't figure out where Zhang Yun came from, so I ran over to listen to the corner. But no matter what, this kind of behavior still embarrassed Sister Mei......
And the two women stared wide-eyed, each wanting to make the other give in silently. Let Zhang Yun smile unconsciously.
"There's no need to drink, my son still has to prepare for the exam. This has been a lot of pressure recently, if Sister Mei knows some music, she might as well play a song for her son. ”
After Zhang Yun finished speaking, he took out twenty taels of silver. Throw it to the bustard.
After scrambling to pick up the silver under his feet. The bustard may also feel that the behavior just now is a little indecent. So he hurriedly retreated.
"Bang!"
Although the bustard retreated, he deliberately slammed the door before leaving. Let Sister Mei know that now is not the time to be self-willed!
took out a guzheng with a calm face, and Sister Mei, who was dissatisfied, immediately began to play the piano indiscriminately. And this sound made Zhang Yun dizzy when he heard it.
In fact, if someone who understands music and rhythm comes here, he should be able to hear this Mei sister's attainments in the guzheng. But it's a pity that Zhang Yun is a big boss at all! This is true both in past lives and in this life.
For men who are determined to seize the world, it is enough to learn some tricks. If it weren't for the fact that he would maintain such a status as a scholar and add points in the future. Zhang Yun would even rather dance with a knife and a stick than grit his teeth to talk about this.
Therefore, not to mention the piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting, which are not proper talents for rulers. For these, Zhang Yun didn't want to touch it at all!
And Zhang Yun's frowning performance made Sister Mei misunderstand, thinking that this boy was quite fluent. At the moment, I was embarrassed to continue to play and started a serious performance.
However, he worked hard for a long time and changed several tunes, but Zhang Yun's frowning brows never relaxed. Sister Mei, who was already unhappy at this time, completely picked her son.
"What the hell does Childe want to hear ......?"
Seeing this, Sister Mei finally put down the guzheng and stopped destroying her ears. Although it is still a picture of apricot eyes, Zhang Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to put down the silver and get up to say goodbye. Suddenly, a somewhat familiar voice came from outside the cabin.
"Mother Song, my son has invited a few talented people to come here today. As a result, you are shouting here that Sister Mei is inconvenient to pick up customers? Since it is inconvenient to pick up guests, why did I hear Sister Mei'er's piano sound when I was on the shore just now? ”
This somewhat familiar sound of dispute made Zhang Yun fall into deep thought, but before Zhang Yun could figure out who the other party was? Sister Mei got up and greeted her with a happy face......
Seeing this, Zhang Yun didn't want to think about it either. This behavior is simply a slap in the face for Nima!
Following Sister Mei'er's footsteps, Zhang Yun, who walked out of the cabin, immediately stayed on the spot.
"It's too small!" Zhang Yun stroked his forehead and muttered to himself. Naturally, it also attracted everyone's attention.
After Zhang Yun's hand was put down, a few readers took a look. Okay! Originally, in Hongfu Building, I was so unhappy by this kid. In the end, it was even more unhappy......
I finally got on this painting boat to see Sister Mei'er for recreation. turned out to run into such a disgusting person again.
"Yo ho! This brother, let's meet again, the little brother is polite. It's just that you ran away in Hongfu Building, I don't know what to teach here? ”
“……”
Even a fool could hear the scholar's irony, so there was a lot of joy on the painting boat at the moment. Not only were a few scholars coaxing, but even a group of little girls who had been slapped in the face by Zhang Yun before were laughing unscrupulously!
Seeing this, Zhang Yun cast a questioning look at the old bustard. However, at this moment, the old bustard lowered his head, as if he hadn't seen it!
By this time, Zhang Yun understood everything. The scholars in front of them are obviously quite powerful in this Ying Tianfu. This old bustard can't care about earning money at the moment!
"Huh! The weather is so nice today! Then you guys are having fun, I'll leave first! After understanding it, Zhang Yun didn't want to stay here. Therefore, I want to slip away from this scene!
However, this time, several scholars have a lot of heart! gave a strong counterattack to Zhang Yun's behavior of talking and walking.
"Slow, Sister Mei is also here today, if this brother doesn't leave something. Are you embarrassed to get off this boat? ”
Stretching out his hand to pick up the pig's paw in front of him, Zhang Yun, who was frowning, wanted to say something. "I really don't want to pretend to be ......" But this is not the time to say this.
But he is a man who is determined to win the world, and a hundred years later, in the history books, if he left a period of the Taizu of this dynasty, he left a sentence. "If life is only like the first ......", it shook the entire Qinhuai River. Isn't that fucked?
I don't want to take the road of the imperial examination, and go all the way to the black. Before becoming famous, leave such a romantic reputation. It will cause a lot of confusion in the future!
At least the future descendants of the clan will never be proud of having a romantic celebrity on their ancestors. Isn't this clearly telling others that our ancestors were born ordinary, so we can only sell our mouths?
There are many lessons from the past, and the emperor is literary and romantic, which is not a good reputation......
"I wonder what you have to say? There is also the first thing to say, in terms of the poetry and literature of the six arts of the gentleman, because the big test is imminent. I really don't want to get involved in the next, so as not to spoil the mood! In desperation, Zhang Yun finally relented, but before that, he dug a hole again.
Sure enough, when Zhang Yun said this, he said. Several readers were stunned on the spot, and then several people looked at each other!
Zhang Yun wanted to stop them with this, but it was also delusional. You must know that the scholars of the Ming Dynasty have never surrendered to defeat. Even if Chongzhen of later generations wants to negotiate peace with Hou Jin and fails, he needs to push a scapegoat out. To prove that he is an emperor and never admit defeat! It will not disgrace the gentry of the world!
"Aren't we scholars better than poetry? And better than what? Brother, you're not doing your job! ”
"Actually, it's not as good as poetry, it's better than calligraphy and painting!"
"Good!" In the past, when someone was messing around, and he had to compare the poems, Zhang Yun almost turned his face on the spot. Then someone immediately jumped out to compare piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. At this moment, Zhang Yun hurriedly couldn't wait to applaud loudly!
"It's inconvenient to compare the poems with you, but I've still read the drops a few times." With the intention of digging a pit for the other party, Zhang Yun applauded loudly, and immediately let the old bustard open the chess game.
When everything is ready, the Zhenlong chess game has been set. Zhang Yun stretched out his hand to make a false introduction and said very politely: "Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, or the best score in this chess skill, everyone, please!" ”
Seeing that it was not easy for Zhang Yun, a slippery loach, to sit down and compete, several scholars immediately came up to him, and there was a circle of little girls next to him to watch the excitement. surrounded Zhang Yun tightly......
It's just that this chess skill doesn't rely on the strength of the crowd to cheer each other down, so that you can make your own side win!
Therefore, Zhang Yun naturally sat firmly on the hook fish platform and did not panic at all! On the contrary, several readers became more and more panicked the more they watched.
"What to do? Brother Yanda, will you? ”
"Brother Fumeng, you're kidding!"
Several scholars passed the buck to each other and found that they couldn't help the game. Now the scene froze!
Even the little maids who had been helping them drink and pluck next to them gradually fell silent at this moment. Everyone sensed that something was wrong.
"I didn't expect this person to really have two hands. Thanks to the fact that she looked away from her eyes before...... "Sister Mei at this time also regretted a little. As the saying goes, the bustard loves money, and the sister loves pretty. The women of this age in Qinglou are all different to talents.
Therefore, under the gesture of the old bustard's eyes. Sister Mei started to persuade her. "It's not as good as chess, but it's better than others, but the little girl can't wait to see your literary talents!"
When several scholars who looked at each other head-on, they suddenly felt like they had been pardoned, and they coaxed them again and again.
But at this moment, Zhang Yun's face was completely darkened. Maybe this Sister Mei is also kind-hearted, thinking that she is superb in chess, and she will naturally not be bad in other aspects, but her family knows her own affairs! What if the other party wants to be more neat than the piano? Rely on your ten carrot-like fingers to win? Don't be funny!
"No, you can't beat any of them, and you have to move on to the next one. This kind of competition, this son disdains to participate, and today you should win! ”
Leaving this sentence, Zhang Yun got up and left. Ignoring the ugly faces of several readers.
Anyway, with these wastes, even if you become an official, it is impossible to cause any obstacles to yourself!