Chapter 8 Neo
Subtitle of this chapter: I am light, I am electricity, and I am the-one. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Are you a joker from the East?"
Yuan Yan's nose was crooked, he stepped forward and was about to speak, but he was grabbed by the red-haired woman next to him, and at the same time shook his head vigorously.
"Don't be impulsive!"
However, Ms. Ivanovna showed her cowardice when she wanted to calm things down, which made the NYPD even more arrogant, and he took advantage of his unpreparedness to snatch the brown paper bag from the red-haired woman's hand, flipped it over and took out a bottle of colorless clear liquid, holding the bottle and asking proudly, "What is this?" Alcohol? β
When Yuan Yanqian heard this, she looked at Ms. Ivanovna, who looked even more flustered but also more moving, and secretly said something bad in her heart.
If you really want to talk about a bottle of wine, what's the matter. In the dignified "Land of the Liberty, the Home of the Warriors." Is it illegal for adults to take them to the street?
In the United States in 1920, this was really a breaking thing. Because at the beginning of this year, the 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, the Prohibition Act (also known as the "Volstein Act"), came into effect. Under this law, it is illegal to manufacture, sell or even transport beverages with an alcohol content of more than 0.5%.
The prohibition still allows everyone to drink alcohol at home, and it really has to be managed in the people's living rooms and on the kang, and the US imperialism in the twenties of the twentieth century did not have such technical strength. While it's not illegal to drink at home, it's not an offense to drink with friends or hold a drinking party, which carries a maximum fine of $1,000 and six months in prison. If the NYPD is to be more serious, Ms. Ivanovna is "transporting" alcoholic beverages.
The old Yuan family had the nature of pity and cherishing jade, and Yuan Yanqian naturally also had it. He rolled his eyes, and immediately reached into the inner pocket of his suit and pulled out his wallet. He opened his wallet and took out a piece of Alexander? Hamilton ($10) threw it at his feet and said, "Sir, your money is gone." β
But how could the NYPD, which has a professional law enforcement spirit, be hit by such a small silver bullet, he sneered and threw the wine and bag on the ground, snatched Yuan Yanqi's purse, and pulled out George Washington ($1), Thomas Jefferson ($2), Abraham Lincoln ($5) and Andrew Jackson ($20) inside, and stuffed all these great men of the American nation into his trouser pocket.
He threw the empty wallet on Yuan Yanqian and said, "Count you as acquaintances!" β
Then the dutiful NYPD looked at Ms. Ivanovna again, licked her lips, and said with a malicious smile: "If you're unlucky, come with me!" β
The red-haired woman's whole body collapsed instantly, looking at Yuan Yanqian in a daze, her lips twitching as if asking for help. It's a pity that our Master Yuan didn't seem to see it at all, and put the wallet back into the inner pocket without saying a word, then pulled his clothes and twisted his neck......
And at this time, the NYPD, who was not at all refused, bent down to pick up that Alexander on the ground? Hamilton.
A smudged leather shoe stepped on the $10 dollar, NYPD raised his head in surprise, just in time to see Yuan Yanqian's unusually calm eyes, the white-skinned policeman had not yet figured out the situation, and asked menacingly: "Slant-eye, did you take the wrong medicine?" β
As soon as I thought of "taking medicine", the fire in our Master Yuan's heart became even greater. However, he showed a sincere smile on his face and said, "Sir, do-me-a-favour (sir, do me a favor)......"
"Please remember not to insult our Sunny...... Well, Samurai (samurai) of the Great Nippon-Hon-Empire! β
"Death!"
He let out a loud shout, and a big kick was kicked in the face of the half-crouched NYPD, and the force of the kick was so strong that the latter fell face to the ground in the middle of the road, unable to move for a moment.
"One library! Ya Butterfly! Don't worry! Wet one! Dry Daddy! Empty you rush wow! Wanton Ma San! Open the way to Emas! Auntie washes the railroad! β
It is worthy of a man who can find resources just by relying on the number, and our Master Yuan came with his mouth open. He expertly spoke Japanese as he kicked the strip in the abdominal solar plexus, making the poor NYPD hum in pain.
"Stop! Stop it...... Someone's coming! β
Yuan Yanqian shook her hair, turned her head to look, and sure enough, she saw a figure on the corner of the street. He turned around and took the red-haired woman's small hand, and ran in the opposite direction of the visitor.
Ms. Ivanovna was dragged and ran a few steps, still shouting: "Wait, you still have my bag for your money!" β
Yuan Yanqian stopped, really ran back and picked up the paper bag on the ground...... Thankfully, the bottle didn't break. He then walked over to the unconscious NYPD and pulled his money out of his pants pocket and put it in his pocket.
Our Master Yuan was about to run away again when he suddenly remembered something. I saw him turn his head and come to the NYPD, bow 90 degrees uprightly, and still chant the words in his mouth: "KO!" No, it's ......"
βPERFECT!β
"Sayonala!"
He shouted at the end, holding the paper bag in one hand and pulling the red-haired woman in the other, and ran towards the street where no one was around.
"Mistoyuan, go this way."
"Mistoyuan, go through."
"Mistayuan, turn left."
"Mista Yuan, I, I...... I can't. β
I can't do it either!
Yuan Yanqi, whose adrenaline had almost subsided, also had to stop, and he couldn't speak, he bent over and gasped for breath, and found that Ms. Ivanovna was also panting with a blushing face, and her chest was undulating, but it looked very good.
"Huhuhu...... Hehehe...... Hahaha......"
The man and the woman gasped for a long time and laughed heartily almost at the same time. The red-haired woman covered her mouth and laughed for a long time, and then said with a smile: "Thank you, thank you." β
"No, it's okay." Yuan Yanqian handed the paper bag in his hand to the other party, waved his hand and said, "I, I'll go first." Ivan, Ivan......"
The red-haired woman bit her lip and interrupted him, "Mistayuan, you can call me Anna." β
"Anna, Anastasia?" Yuan Yanqian said naturally, "You can also call me ......"
As a student from a church school, Yuan Yanqian certainly has an English name, but he doesn't want to use it after he walks through. The English names of the missionaries in the church school can be any more than that of the Twelve Apostles, either David or Simon, Mathew or Peter, not worthy of him as a time-traveler.
"Well, you can call me a bird...... Well, Neo. β
I'm the the-one of this world, and maybe it's really the earth where humans lie in the amniotic fluid tank and are intubated in the back of their heads under the management of mechanical octopuses, so of course I should call it a bird...... Well, Neo!
The freshly baked bird master was about to say goodbye "gently without taking away a cloud", when he heard the other party say softly: "Neo, you are a true gentleman, and today is my birthday." Can I have the privilege of inviting a gentleman like you to dinner? β
"Birthday?! Such a coincidence?! Yuan Yanqian couldn't help but turn her head when she heard the words, and said in surprise.
Anna was stunned for a moment and asked curiously, "What is such a coincidence?" Is it your birthday too? β
"No, not mine. Instead......" Our Master Yuan lowered his head, hid his face in the shadows, and said softly, "Today is the birthday of an old man from afar!" β